Ruin A Wish Foundation

[Darth Logos]

he never said anything about it being water proof. Just fire proof.

WOW I was tired yesterday. Apologies.

2 wishless posts 

AHEM!!!

vvv

I wish people paid attention to the details. (Not aiming this specifically, just people in general.)

[Tzimho]

Oh... Sorry, my bad

I wish people paid attention to the details. (Not aiming this specifically, just people in general.)

Granted, but they take it personally and get angry at you 

I wish my previous wish gets granted 
VVV

I wish I could control the 4 elements without getting hurt by them (fireproof, won't drown, can't be crushed by anything earthly made and won't implode/explode my organs by breathing in or out too much air)

[Majobu5]

Granted, but you committed a terrible, tragic sin: asking for a wish twice. While your wish is granted, you live the rest of your days as a 3 foot, stubby footed, wart infested troll.

I wish I had a film production studio.

[Darth Logos]

I wish I had a film production studio.

Granted, but you turn out crap, and it quickly goes out of business. Love ya, M5.

I wish transporters were real.....and flawless.

[Lord Bladewraith]

Granted, but you turn out crap, and it quickly goes out of business. Love ya, M5.

I wish transporters were real.....and flawless.

Granted, but it takes two to operate a transporter and the guy operating yours is flawed.  Oops, you're vaporized.   

I wish we could program ourselves to learn a skill like they did in the Matrix by uploading it directly into our consciousness.

[Darth Logos]

I wish we could program ourselves to learn a skill like they did in the Matrix by uploading it directly into our consciousness.

Can't do it. I've wanted the same thing for too long.

[Lord Bladewraith]

Oh woops - looks like it was granted to me anyway 



I wish that auto insurance was capped at $100 or less per month.

[Darth Logos]

I wish that auto insurance was capped at $100 or less per month.

Granted, but your deductible is $50k.

I wish people could just be awesome and completely negate the need for any insurance.

[Tzimho]

Granted, but now everyone has to pay double the price when in need of repairs/care/replacement (depends on the insurance you're talking about)

I wish Onesies were permitted at work, they are way to comfortable to not wear.

[Darth Logos]

Granted, but now everyone has to pay double the price when in need of repairs/care/replacement (depends on the insurance you're talking about)

HA! Wrong. If people were awesome, industries would not charge ridiculous prices for goods and services, and the consumers would take excellent care of themselves and their belongings, thusly eliminating the need for insurance of any kind. Negating the occasional Act of God.

I wish Onesies were permitted at work, they are way to comfortable to not wear.

Granted, but you end up fired for looking (what's a more demeaning word than 'ridiculous'?) in your oversized baby clothes.

I wish hipsters were never allowed to make fashion influence.

[Tzimho]

HA! Wrong. If people were awesome, industries would not charge ridiculous prices for goods and services, and the consumers would take excellent care of themselves and their belongings, thusly eliminating the need for insurance of any kind. Negating the occasional Act of God.
Granted, but you end up fired for looking (what's a more demeaning word than 'ridiculous'?) in your oversized baby clothes.

I wish hipsters were never allowed to make fashion influence.

Granted, but now the goths are the once influencing fashion, allot of people start wearing black clothes, black eye makeup, black nailpolish. yeah pretty much everything turns black.

I wish pastel colors never got invented

[Taegin Roan]

Granted, but now the goths are the once influencing fashion, allot of people start wearing black clothes, black eye makeup, black nailpolish. yeah pretty much everything turns black.

I wish pastel colors never got invented

Granted, now everything is blindingly bright neons.

I wish the BBC Robin Hood hadn't ended like it did.

[Darth Logos]

Granted, but now the goths are the once influencing fashion, allot of people start wearing black clothes, black eye makeup, black nailpolish. yeah pretty much everything turns black.

At least it's not the emoes.

I wish pastel colors never got invented

Granted, now everything is either way too bold or far too drab. Way to go. I defer to TR, it's way more evil.

I wish the BBC Robin Hood hadn't ended like it did.

Granted, it ended way worse, and everyone now wishes it was never made.

I wish I had a baked brie burger.

[Tzimho]

Granted, now everything is blindingly bright neons.

Can totally live with that, so no problem I guess.

I wish I had a baked brie burger.

Granted, but you suddenly get allergic to lactose and die, sorry R.I.P.

I wish I had a jetpack

[Majobu5]

Granted. Now, if you could just remember where you placed that one of a kind instructions manual.

I wish I got paid to do what I love best.