Saber Forum

This game goes something like this

Person A: I went shopping and bought a sword. What did I buy it for?

Person B: You wanted to put an end to your quarreling neighbours that keep you up at night.

And then person B lists any things he wants to buy and so another person replies and so on...

Answers and items bought can range from normal to whacky.

So I'll start...

I went shopping and I bought Emory Harris, why did I buy him?

Because you wanted him to make you free Ultrasabers.

I went shopping and bought a pizza. Why did I buy it?

You wanted to invite Lord Bladewraith over for dinner with you and have a make out session with him after some beers.

I bought a toothbrush set. Why?

The baby goats at Aunt Sally's farm had people's chewed off bits of clothes stuck between their teeth.  You like clean teeth for every goat... it's their cuteness factor and makes better photos for unsuspecting tourists.  

I went shopping and bought a large empty box.  Why?

So you could hide the dead body in it that you just killed.

I went shopping and bought a Dark Initiate LE v4 saber. Why did I buy it?

You wanted one of course! ;) Besides that, using it as a disciplinary weapon on your kids while they scream against the sound of saber swipes strikes fear in the hearts of the neighbours' kids and makes you an urban legend.

I bought a swimming pool? Why would I buy that?

You wanted to host tons of pool parties. But you soon find out your new found friends are as shallow as your pool and, combined with your lack of pool maintenance skills, your pool partying days are short.

I bought a cinnamon roll for dinner. Why?

You said for dinner! What do you mean what?

Whoaa .... what is all that weird stuff with rainbows, unicorns after I took a bite.

I bought myself this vial containing red liquid from Thor the dark world that makes random scary squeaking sounds. Why did I buy that?

(just FYI, it is called the Ether)

Because you wanted to become an ultra powerful alien dude, though it turned out that it doesn't work that way.

I bought a pair of scissors. Why did I buy them?

You wanted to become Edward Scissorhands after transplanting it onto your hand.

I bought a trash bin. Why exactly?

To throw away all your trash, DUH! Problem is, getting the trash in there. Requires physical labor and work. Only thing that trash bin collects is dust.

I bought a new set of bedsheets. Why?

Because of your outstanding performance last night  :D

I bought an Arkham Horror boardgame. Why did I buy that?

Because you find sanity overrated.

I bought a vidya game. Why did I buy that?

Duh! Excessive boredom.

I bought a cheese grater, why did I buy that?

Because your boss has a great fear of grated cheese.

I went shopping and bought a dragon. Why did I buy that?

Because Dragons are awesome.

I went shopping and bought a all of TCW. Why did I buy it?

Cuz you've never seen Thundercats to know any better.

I bought chicken and waffles for dinner. Why?

Actually, it's probably because TCW may be leaving Netflix soon.

It won't leave. every week I see, "leaving in one week" and it never leaves

Um........did you check the date of the post you replied to? ::)

Because the lizard people in the drains build chicken houses & use the waffles to contact their friends, the Flat Earth Society.

I bought 7 rolls of duct tape, 2 ferrets & a lava lamp, why?

To make a MacGuyver/Beastmaster crossover movie.

I bought 13 2x4s, 20 yards of 1 1/2" rope, 50 carriage bolts and nuts to fit, and 2 hinges.  Why?

to make a very unique lightsaber

I bought a spanish/english dictionary. Why?

To learn French.

I bough a camera, handcuffs, and some rope, why?

Kinky weekend plans.


I bought a loaf of bread, a stick of butter, and a bottle of milk. Why?

That's the new trendy diet.

I bought a spool of wire, some massage oil and a box of ramen. Why?

new ramen recipe!

I bought a lightwhip blade for my sabers. why?

You want to cross play a Wonder Woman Jedi mashup.

I bought a can opener, a roll of duck tape and a shoehorn. Why?

You couldn't get the shoe-box open, and you didn't know if you were going to keep it or not.

I bought a new computer and a PS4. Why?

Because you have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.

I bought a blender, a rabbit, and a bottle of rum, why?

Smoothie time.

I bought a riding crop, an apple pie, and a box of tampons. Why?

You're acting out the next Pulp Fiction movie.

I bought a jackhammer, a chainsaw, and a truckload of quick-crete.

new patio!

I bought a paintball mask, a trash can lid and a 6-pack of monster, why?

For the shopping cart melee.


I bought pillow, a length of rubber hose, and i tunic. Why?

Cosplay idea

I bought a tea pot, a saber and a hat. Why?

Garden party. Duh.


I bought a hamster, 10lbs of ballistics gel, and a Frisbee. Why?

Because you have devious plans to take over The Mouse with another rodent  ;D

I bought a Sharpie, a scale and a electric bbq rotisserie. Why?

Studying the roasting times of your enemies.

I bought two reams of paper, 5 gallons of gas, and a box of condoms, why?

You're going to have one hell of a bonfire

I bought a clock, an orchid and some aspirin, why?

Damn. I was going to say napalm water balloons. :-\

Less work, more forum  :P

Might be where I was going with that...

I bought a saber, a lego death star, and a box of matches. why?

Because you forgot to answer LAK's shopping list.

I bought straps, padding, and lube, why?

Because full blown bondage scares you.

I bought 1 single house brick.

Because you're plannin in participating in some anarchy.

I bought a case of bleach, 12 bags of powdered lime, and 1000 earthworms, why?

Um, um, um.....
*Gulps
Cuz you are trying to get rid of the decomposing dead body stench in your back yard... I'm no chemist, but I'd think those 2, clorine and lime, would react negatively... But, given the already said corpse.. I don't think you are all that concerned.....

I bought some gummies at the green cross. Why?

3 things

Since when?

FINE! Guess not. Carry on.

Trampoline? :-\

I bought a length of rope, a spatula, and a sleazy romance novel. Why?

You're actually a bored housewife who read 50 Shades of Grey and you want to spice up your life  :P

I bought cookie dough, batteries and gasoline. Why?

ROAD TRIP. ;D

I bought PVC pipe, a canvas bag, and a toucan. Why?

Mental illness? A toucan bagpipe? Sharing a homemade crack pipe with your toucan that has to stay hidden in a canvas bag? Ah ha! You want the bird, but he must stay hidden and the pipe is to hit the bag with if it gets to loud. i understand.

I bought a retractable key chain a leather wrist band and some fishing wire. Why?

I would answer that but there might be children present.

I but a flywheel from a ford GAA, 3 grams of antimatter, 2000 neodymium magnets, a can of string cheese, and a pair of waders. Why?

Wouldn't that be -3g of antimatter? :P

Home made garrote.



Because you want to Sail the Seas of Cheese!

I bought crampons, stirrups, and nitrile gloves, why?

Clearly you are trying to help a woman give birth in an igloo. The Stirrups are to support her heels so she can hold her legs in a position that will facilitate childbirth. The Crampons are so you don't loose your footing on the ice and drop the baby. The nitrile gloves are because you care first and foremost about Hygiene. Duh.

I bought some Meth, A Kanye West album, some condoms and a pizza from 7-!!. Why would I do that ? WHY?    

Because you are some Hood trash and that's your normal Saturday night.

I bought some hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish soap. Why?

OUCH! Harsh.

Sounds like you're making a foamy.

I bought a rubber chicken, a live chicked, and some KY jelly. Why?

Good job LAK! I'm literally describing the girls at my local 7-11 on Saturday nights. Absolute hood trash indeed. It's scary.


Because you are sick and deranged. Or you just enjoy making other people think sick deranged things. Either way you win. ;)
I'm going to say you are going to coat the rubber chicken with the KY so the live one cant grab it. ::)

I bought a poodle, a 6 foot salami, and some sparklers. Why?

Getting ready for Bastille day.

I bought a riding crop, a camera, and a condo with a balcony.  Why?

You want to become a homemade adult video director.

I bought gold leaf, black spray paint and a dauber. Why?

You are an artistic masochist.

I bought shrimp, sausage, and rice, why?

You making jambalaya? Can I have some?

I bought a liter of jack Daniels, a two-liter bottle of coca-cola, a box of condoms, and a ten-pack of blank CDR discs. Why?

You're going to party like it's 1999! (Prince voice)

I bought blinker fluid and a flux capacitor, what am I going to do?

Good answer!

Your going to party like it's 1985...or 1955.

I bought some gasoline, some matches, a sanwich and a camera. Why?

You're going to watch the world burn while eating lunch and filming it.

I just bought a rifle, boots, and a walkman. What am I going to do?

Your going to walk through town wearing nothing but your new boots (cowboy style with spurs I assume) while indiscriminately shooting people with your rifle because you are mad at the fact that you bought a walkman in 2018 and can't find a cassette tape of Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead Or Alive.

I just bought a frisbee, a hacky sack, some vegan cookies and some condoms. Why?

There is a single hot vegan mom with two kids you hope to hook up with. Frisbee is but the side event ;)

I bought an opod. Not an ipod. Why?