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Author Topic: 1,000 ways to kill/hurt/mame jar jar  (Read 14449 times)
Spidey088
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« on: June 13, 2012, 06:27:51 PM »

What we've always wanted, and wish we were the ones to do it! As far as my two cents to get rid of jar jar, i would put him into a gladiator battle with golem, dobey, Kristen stewart (well the entire cast of the twilight saga, minus chief swan), Ellis boyd, The aflack duck, The mucinex thing, and whatever other annoying characters i could find.





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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 06:34:13 PM »

How about the ever classic, death by explosive decompression? Space him out an airlock.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 07:41:58 PM »

golem?  I think you mean Gollem from LOTR and no you can not put him in there he is too good for that and by no means as annoying as any of the others.

but as for my suggestion.  the Incan punishment for theivery.  flaying the skin off of someones face and tying them a cactus.
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2012, 08:04:44 PM »

golem?  I think you mean Gollem from LOTR and no you can not put him in there he is too good for that and by no means as annoying as any of the others.

but as for my suggestion.  the Incan punishment for theivery.  flaying the skin off of someones face and tying them a cactus.

I must disagree, Gollem is very annoying, he is a whiney punk, who deserved a much worse death than lava.
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2012, 08:07:45 PM »

Don't forget Snooki.

She has a published book.........that's not right.
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 10:08:17 PM »

At first I thought the title said 'ways to kill/hurt/meme Jar-Jar', then I realized it was supposed to say 'maim'. Meme would be good, it might be an interesting macro to start....

What's with the hate? He's an annoying character, sure, but I think maiming might be a bit much. I know we're somehow obligated to hate him, but still....
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 11:42:37 PM »



Just found this on imgur, it has to go here. lol
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 11:55:08 PM »

I must disagree, Gollem is very annoying, he is a whiney punk, who deserved a much worse death than lava.

Im sorry i messed up my correction, its Gollum.  and see Gollum is a character that is meant to be bad.  the two sides make him interesting and he actually adds alot to the story where as Jar-Jar was actually meant to be funny and like able and he didnt add anything to the story.

seeing the difference now?  and if you hate on any part of LOTR again i will be forced to correct you again
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2012, 12:17:37 AM »

Im sorry i messed up my correction, its Gollum.  and see Gollum is a character that is meant to be bad.  the two sides make him interesting and he actually adds alot to the story where as Jar-Jar was actually meant to be funny and like able and he didnt add anything to the story.

seeing the difference now?  and if you hate on any part of LOTR again i will be forced to correct you again

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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2012, 12:18:36 AM »

I say we throw the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Nickelback, and Bieber in there too. Then you've got a deal.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2012, 12:42:35 AM »

http://t.qkme.me/357n.jpg

Shark bait.  He'll last a long time on the hook.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2012, 04:38:53 AM »

Im sorry i messed up my correction, its Gollum.  and see Gollum is a character that is meant to be bad.  the two sides make him interesting and he actually adds alot to the story where as Jar-Jar was actually meant to be funny and like able and he didnt add anything to the story.

seeing the difference now?  and if you hate on any part of LOTR again i will be forced to correct you again

Nope gollum goes in the arena, everyone else in LOTR are awesome characters, but gollum is dead to me.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2012, 04:47:05 AM »

I say we throw the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Nickelback, and Bieber in there too. Then you've got a deal.

Deal!
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2012, 04:54:39 AM »

Heres one good old fashioned way to do it....


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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2012, 03:53:26 PM »

Heres one good old fashioned way to do it....





would not kill him but just get rid of him until someone unfreezes his body

Nope gollum goes in the arena, everyone else in LOTR are awesome characters, but gollum is dead to me.


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