Duff Man
The Double Triple X 4 + Fish OG of Randomness Version 2.7 of part 9 = Bacon
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« on: July 20, 2012, 09:23:56 PM » |
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« Last Edit: July 20, 2012, 09:28:31 PM by Duff Man »
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Duff Man
The Double Triple X 4 + Fish OG of Randomness Version 2.7 of part 9 = Bacon
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2012, 09:58:25 PM » |
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Ok for real this time. Hi I am Duffman, I like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners and being the Adopted Zoidberg of the Forum. I am the resident joker of the founding group so Ultra and Deep don't let me out of my cage much. They put Kham and Manroon in charge and when I am good they let me turn on my Precious and make vroom noises!
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Manroon
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2012, 06:07:56 AM » |
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If he's behaving, you may feel free to drop bacon through the bars of his cage. But don't stick your fingers in when you do it...  But really, don't let the jokes fool you, we love our Duffery.  |
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Duff Man
The Double Triple X 4 + Fish OG of Randomness Version 2.7 of part 9 = Bacon
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2012, 08:45:07 AM » |
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mmmmm bacon.
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Master Bluespike74
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2012, 09:10:06 AM » |
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You are a beef or turkey bacon type of guy right? Not into that pork stuff or I'm gonna have a really tough time feeding you Duff!
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Duff Man
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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 08:16:38 PM » |
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TURKEY BACON IS NOT REAL BACON!!! HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!! |
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Manroon
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2012, 08:53:32 PM » |
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Fried Pork Bacon is the ONLY Bacon, except for Bacon Bits, which are awesome. Turkey Bacon, Beef Bacon, Tofu Bacon, Fruit Bacon, Nerf Bacon, and especially microwave bacon ARE ALL LIES!
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2012, 02:37:45 AM » |
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Fried Pork Bacon is the ONLY Bacon, except for Bacon Bits, which are awesome. Turkey Bacon, Beef Bacon, Tofu Bacon, Fruit Bacon, Nerf Bacon, and especially microwave bacon ARE ALL LIES!
They are hereby banned from ever being mentioned on this forum again. EVER! When one refers to bacon, one will assume it to be the one and true bacon. That is all. |
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2012, 03:30:44 AM » |
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Sorry guys. I cannot eat pork. I guess I am banned from bacon eating forever then. SIGH!
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2012, 04:45:02 AM » |
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Hmm. Perhaps we can allow a synthetic bacon-flavored gum substitute for you? Bacon Gum would be good....
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2012, 05:42:02 AM » |
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Sorry guys. I cannot eat pork. I guess I am banned from bacon eating forever then. SIGH!
Thats ok. I eat enough for the both of us... |
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Duff Man
The Double Triple X 4 + Fish OG of Randomness Version 2.7 of part 9 = Bacon
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2012, 10:44:16 AM » |
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Hmm. Perhaps we can allow a synthetic bacon-flavored gum substitute for you? Bacon Gum would be good....
I agree http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b96c/?srp=9 |
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2012, 03:25:09 PM » |
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Now I want to order tactical bacon in a can.
Or open up some mre s. I've got a couple lying around with bacon in them.
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« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2013, 03:57:21 PM » |
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How did we go from an introduction- to bacon?
(doesn't care and lazily throws a piece of REAL bacon into duffs cage)
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« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2013, 07:24:40 PM » |
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Welcome?
The finest meal that I ever had was a bacon roll. Fresh bread, piping hot bacon and butter heating to the point of melting and running out of the roll.
Amazing.
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