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« Reply #1125 on: June 24, 2019, 05:12:06 PM » |
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granted! your arms are replaced with wings. the downside to this is that they are horribly disproportionate and you are now falling more than 1,000 feet to your death.
I wish my TV would work
Granted, but you only get to view public access channels at the prestigious 3am time slot. I wish decisions were easier for me to make.
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Illyiss
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« Reply #1126 on: June 24, 2019, 06:39:16 PM » |
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Granted, but you only get to view public access channels at the prestigious 3am time slot. I wish decisions were easier for me to make. Granted, you make the wrong decision right away every time. I wish teleportation were a thing already.
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« Reply #1127 on: June 24, 2019, 06:49:22 PM » |
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Granted, you make the wrong decision right away every time.
I wish teleportation were a thing already.
Granted, People who teleport without the aid of supercomputer level calculations find themselves phased through objects, other people, or in space, failing to take into account the Earth's orbit. Millions die. I wish my memory didnt suck.
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« Reply #1128 on: June 24, 2019, 06:58:02 PM » |
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Granted, People who teleport without the aid of supercomputer level calculations find themselves phased through objects, other people, or in space, failing to take into account the Earth's orbit. Millions die.
I wish my memory didnt suck.
Granted. Your memory now blows. I wish my allergies would leave me.
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Illyiss
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« Reply #1129 on: June 24, 2019, 07:06:03 PM » |
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Granted. Your memory now blows.
I wish my allergies would leave me.
Granted, but they take your ability to taste anything with them. I wish diabetes weren't a thing.
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« Reply #1130 on: June 24, 2019, 07:24:28 PM » |
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Granted, but they take your ability to taste anything with them.
I wish diabetes weren't a thing.
Granted, everyone's bodies now perfectly regulate blood sugar but cant regulate blood pressure. I wish my co-workers actually showed up at any point today.
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« Reply #1131 on: June 24, 2019, 08:20:40 PM » |
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Granted, everyone's bodies now perfectly regulate blood sugar but cant regulate blood pressure.
I wish my co-workers actually showed up at any point today.
(Already have that too, so okay with me, personally:P ) Granted, they all come in, wave, and leave without you for a pizza party. I wish it would just rain and relieve the pressure in the air.
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« Reply #1132 on: June 24, 2019, 09:24:50 PM » |
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(Already have that too, so okay with me, personally:P )
Granted, they all come in, wave, and leave without you for a pizza party.
I wish it would just rain and relieve the pressure in the air.
Granted. It has now rained so much that the world has flooded and the pressure is now in the water. I wish I could win a grand prize for something sometime.
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« Reply #1133 on: June 25, 2019, 04:59:43 AM » |
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Granted. It has now rained so much that the world has flooded and the pressure is now in the water.
I wish I could win a grand prize for something sometime.
Granted, you win the grand prize in the alzheimers lotto. I wish douchey dude bros didn't take over fun geeky pursuits.
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« Reply #1134 on: September 26, 2019, 12:45:40 PM » |
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Granted, you win the grand prize in the alzheimers lotto.
I wish douchey dude bros didn't take over fun geeky pursuits.
Granted!... however, during your encounter, Jock said, Gimmie that! ..and slams it in the woodchips on the playground, but after all the days of abuse, you took the path of the DarkSide and blew a hole in his hand with a shotgun! I wish pizza was free.
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« Reply #1135 on: September 26, 2019, 01:20:50 PM » |
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Granted!... however, during your encounter, Jock said, Gimmie that! ..and slams it in the woodchips on the playground, but after all the days of abuse, you took the path of the DarkSide and blew a hole in his hand with a shotgun!
I wish pizza was free.
Granted, all pizza is now free and tastes like cardboard. I wish I had a pay raise
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« Reply #1136 on: September 26, 2019, 02:19:11 PM » |
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Haha, good thing i never understood that about pizza!
Granted! Except now you have been implicated in the Adminstration Of Doom, AHAhahahaha
I wish i could eat candy during the day and not feel sick :p
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« Reply #1137 on: September 26, 2019, 03:56:34 PM » |
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I wish i could eat candy during the day and not feel sick :p
Granted! now candy is the only thing you can eat between sun-up and sundown. I wish my brother wasn't so annoying
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« Reply #1138 on: September 26, 2019, 04:27:23 PM » |
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Granted, now your sister is annoying.
I wish I could afford new toys.
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« Reply #1139 on: September 26, 2019, 04:53:04 PM » |
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I wish I could afford new toys.
Granted. You can spend all the money in the world on new toys, but you can only buy them at dollar stores, supermarkets and gas stations. I wish the infinite abyss would stop stealing my socks.
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