In the outer rim of the UK we had a tradition where if one of the combatants happened to be celebrating their birthday then that person was given a Birthday Salvo!
At the end of hostilities all the players surround the Birthday Boy/Girl and let off all their left over ammo in quick succession and at close range!
That would set legal precedent for murder in the States.
Not if you get hit in the Cup protector area. I speak from experience, all areas/body parts were legitimate targets!
That's why I bought the pants. Built in "protection".
My step dad tried to spank me when I was 11. I shot him with a pellet gun instead.
That's because they didn't spank you at a younger age.
I called dibs as a joke since it means nothing here. So I don't need you to explain my error regarding something that doesn't even matter.
If I want something I don't call "Dibs", I take it. Some Sith you are.
Dibs totally counts in here. You just have to know how it's done.
Remember the 6 D's of paintball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. Dork.
I wrote the 6 D's. But I substitute dive for double finger.