The Movie/TV Quote game...

[srams]

Do you have those stupid lines you just love from your favorite Movie or TV show that no one else apreciates? I do. Now heres you chance to show the world just how much you love them, and make everyone else start to apreciate them  !

 The point is to post quotes and see who can guess what movie or TV show it is from. Poster will post quotes and guesser will guess them and then post new quotes. (Its like the Lie to Me game... )If the guesser is wrong, no harm done, the poster will correct them the next time they post. (again like the Lie to Me game) See the Rules Below...

RULES...
1) Post 3-5 qoutes from the same movie or show (does not have to be same TV episode, but same movie if its in a trilogy.)
2) No Starwars movies! We all know these lines by heart. SW derivitives OK.
3) No paragraphs. Limit quotes to no more than 3 sentences. Shorter the better.   
4) No Porno, and keep anime on a very short leash. Were NOT all anime nerds! Were going for what most people will know.
5) Bonus points if quotes are same actor/character and guesser quesses who.
6) No making them up.
7) Edit profanity (forum rules), and blank out names if they will give away anything.
8 ) GUESS! No using internet sources to find out what the quotes are from.
9) Same shows and movies can be used over again, just use different quotes.
10) Always hold true to the Forum Rules!

I have the tendency to forget things so let me know if you have questions.

Ill give an example.

1) Ludicrous Speed! GO!
2) You have the ring, and I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
3) So, *******, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
4) I knew it Im surounded by Assh*****

Spaceballs,  Dark Helmet

(And I this qualifies for the bonus point becasue they're all Dark Helmet's lines.)

Heres the real deal.


1) You can only get smarter by playing a smarter oponent.
2) The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you.
3)  One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former.

[srams]

Maybe I should have started with some thing easier. Its a Movie.

NEW RULE! FIRST ANNOUNCE TV OR MOVIE! Then post quotes.

[Kham-Ryn Kurios]

Is it Boiler Room?

This,
2) The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you.

Sounds like something I could imagine Edward Norton saying.

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Television.

1) "I apologize in advance if I completely blow your minds."
2) "Nothing shuts my pie hole but pie."
3) "Let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself. Uh... let me rephrase that."

[srams]

No It was Revolver. AMAZING MOVIE! See it if you havent. That was Jason Stathams character, Jake Green.

Im going to guess Psych.

TV

1) I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!
2) You can't ask a bird not to fly. You can't ask a fish not to swim. You can't ask a chinese dude not to turn back into a tiger at midnight.
3) Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us, while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
4) Live every week like its Shark Week.

[Kham-Ryn Kurios]

30 Rock, right?


Movie.

1)"Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather... "
2)"He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the month."
3)"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Screw the lemons,' and bail."

[srams]

Crap my bad. It was Andre 3000's character Avi, not JS.


Yeah. I love that show... It was also Tracy Jordan. You missed the bonus point!



Was I right? About yours?  Was it Psych?

Cop Out?

[Darth Abaddon]

Seen on TV, stand up, so you're guessing the comedian.

1.  "I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

[Kham-Ryn Kurios]

Crap my bad. It was Andre 3000's character Avi, not JS.


Yeah. I love that show... It was also Tracy Jordan. You missed the bonus point!

Was I right? About yours?  Was it Psych?

Cop Out?

You were correct about Psych but not about the second one.

Do I tell you or leave it for someone else?

Seen on TV, stand up, so you're guessing the comedian.

1.  "I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

Mitch Hedberg?

[Darth Rifter]

I am going, since I don't know the others.

Movie

1). It could grip it by the husk.
2). You don't vote for kings.
3). This new learning amazes me, *** ********. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

[srams]

I am going, since I don't know the others.

Movie

1). It could grip it by the husk.
2). You don't vote for kings.
3). This new learning amazes me, *** ********. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Monty python and the Holy Grail!
TV


1) It was like two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!
2) Hello ****** its your landlord, were trapped in a cliche.
3) I wanted to thank you for finding Grover Clevelands, Presidential Time Machine!

[Kham-Ryn Kurios]

Monty python and the Holy Grail!
TV


1) It was like two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!
2) Hello ****** its your landlord, were trapped in a cliche.
3) I wanted to thank you for finding Grover Clevelands, Presidential Time Machine!

OOO! I know this one, Venture Bros, one of the two main henchmen; God I love that show, Orpheus is my favorite.

1) "I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!"
2) "That's right! He can be taught!"
3) "I can throw my voice. Catching it is another matter."

[Darth Abaddon]

Mitch Hedberg?

No sir. Ron White. Good try though.

Movie

''Tis but a scratch!''

[srams]

Monty python and the holy grail. Love it!

Kham you were right I love venture bros too! And I too  love orpheus! But they were all different characters.

Movie
1 I just wanted a hug!
2 you sit on a throne of lies
3 oh I forgot to give you a hug!

[ThreadJack]

Monty python and the holy grail. Love it!

Kham you were right I love venture bros too! And I too  love orpheus!

Movie
1 I just wanted a hug!
2 you sit on a throne of lies
3 oh I forgot to give you a hug!

ELF! I love that movie.

TV Show:

- All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

- You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

- Oh, my God! The foster puppets!

- Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!

[kewlkev360]

ELF! I love that movie.

TV Show:

- All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

- You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

- Oh, my God! The foster puppets!

- Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!

Friends?