I am going to say #2 is a lie. I can see #1 being the easiest to believe and #3 because you seem cool that way.
Good guess! But no
1. I have relatives who worked in the White House and the Pentagon...nope
2. I have relatives who are 10 step polyglots (fluent in 10+ languages)...Bio-dad and is Mother were fluent in at least 10
3. I have relatives who were pirates of the Caribbean in the 1700's...father and son, French privateers, retired in Martinique
*****
1. I met my spouse playing Everquest
2. I have both a SCRUM certification and IPC training certification
3. I have a brown belt in Akido
(3. I have a brown belt in Akido...I am thinking you are working towards a brown belt)
*****
1. I have worked night shifts since I was a teenager.
2. I have been severely burned.
3. I have two children but never met one.
(#3...I have two children but never met one)
*****
1. I got lost in a large sewer system as a kid and had to be rescued by firemen due a flash flood
2. I got lost in NYC Chinatown as a kid and had to hid in a garbage can to avoid a gang
3. I got lost in the woods after narrowly escaping a guy with a shotgun and laugh like the Joker