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« Reply #40875 on: February 20, 2017, 03:57:19 AM » |
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Quote of the day.
Scene: Landen, Mrs. Landen, and Landen's stepmother are drinking some of his famous margaritas. Landen's stepmother has a bag of pistachios and almonds in her lap. Landen reaches over, grabs the bag, and places it on the couch between the two of them.
Mrs. Landen: Did you just take those away from your mother?!
Landen: Yes.
Mrs. Landen: Why?
Landen: Because I felt awkward reaching into my mother's lap and grabbing her nuts.
Should have put this in the joke thread! LOL Point |
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« Reply #40876 on: February 20, 2017, 04:08:53 AM » |
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Should have put this in the joke thread! LOL
Point
Since the joke thread is your thread is your thread, I suppose. Done!  Maybe I've hit my margarita limit. Ok. One more. Or two. Maybe three. |
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« Reply #40877 on: February 20, 2017, 04:12:46 AM » |
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Since the joke thread is your thread is your thread, I suppose. Done! Maybe I've hit my margarita limit. Ok. One more. Or two. Maybe three. I may have started the joke thread, but it is open for anyone to post funnies in there. Jokes only though, not memes or pics of anything. And I am very upset that you have yet to offer me a margarita.  |
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« Reply #40878 on: February 20, 2017, 04:17:11 AM » |
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Quote of the day.
Scene: Landen, Mrs. Landen, and Landen's stepmother are drinking some of his famous margaritas. Landen's stepmother has a bag of pistachios and almonds in her lap. Landen reaches over, grabs the bag, and places it on the couch between the two of them.
Mrs. Landen: Did you just take those away from your mother?!
Landen: Yes.
Mrs. Landen: Why?
Landen: Because I felt awkward reaching into my mother's lap and grabbing her nuts.
Landen, I feel awkward making any further comments on your post about you, nuts, or the women in your life. It is pretty "nutty" though...  |
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No points, just fist bumps baby!
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« Reply #40879 on: February 20, 2017, 04:19:59 AM » |
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Landen, I feel awkward making any further comments on your post about you, nuts, or the women in your life.
It is pretty "nutty" though... I feel a-salt-ed by your imagery |
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« Reply #40880 on: February 20, 2017, 04:26:44 AM » |
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I feel a-salt-ed by your imagery
This imagery is a-salt, after a-salt, after a-salt  Edit: and now that I'm thinking about it, I'll probably have to take it down, cuz of violence, alcohol, etc |
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« Reply #40881 on: February 20, 2017, 04:29:16 AM » |
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This imagery is a-salt, after a-salt, after a-salt I was fortunate enough to meet and have drinks with Stone Cold (and a few others) just before Wrestlemania 20. Super nice guy. |
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« Reply #40882 on: February 20, 2017, 04:30:43 AM » |
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Not only did I grab them, but I swiftly popped them in my mouth, and I savored every moment of it.
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I should post pictures of my drinks. They are a sight to behold.
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« Reply #40883 on: February 20, 2017, 04:31:16 AM » |
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Yay all-niter! GO.
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« Reply #40884 on: February 20, 2017, 04:32:43 AM » |
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I was fortunate enough to meet and have drinks with Stone Cold (and a few others) just before Wrestlemania 20. Super nice guy.
Met him, met the late Joanie Lauer, bunch of wrestlers(was hugely into wrestling until 15-16) Stone Cold being my favorite. Great guy Not only did I grab them, but I swiftly popped them in my mouth, and I savored every moment of it.
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I should post pictures of my drinks. They are a sight to behold.
Oh boy! If that doesn't say it all..... |
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« Reply #40885 on: February 20, 2017, 04:36:37 AM » |
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Not only did I grab them, but I swiftly popped them in my mouth, and I savored every moment of it.
Were they hard and crunchy? Yay all-niter! GO.
What kind of all-nighter did you have in mind? (the youngling haven't been commenting so they must be safely tucked up in bed so the adults can play) |
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« Reply #40886 on: February 20, 2017, 04:45:09 AM » |
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Were they hard and crunchy?
What kind of all-nighter did you have in mind? (the youngling haven't been commenting so they must be safely tucked up in bed so the adults can play)
The homework kind. |
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« Reply #40887 on: February 20, 2017, 04:46:25 AM » |
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Were they hard and crunchy?
Yes. And a little salty. |
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« Reply #40888 on: February 20, 2017, 04:48:39 AM » |
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The homework kind.
I have no problem going all night. I do all my best work under the cover of darkness. Yes. And a little salty.
The best kind |
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« Reply #40889 on: February 20, 2017, 04:51:45 AM » |
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The kids are missing...
That's odd. I'm wondering about the pattern. I think last Sunday Calon had a hockey game. Taegan, no excuse.
Landen, well, he's 4 margaritas deep, at least. No telling where he's getting his salt from
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