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Grey Owl
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« Reply #2400 on: May 11, 2016, 10:00:14 PM »



There's nothing personal about saying I stuck peas down my shirt lol.  They're just peas and I'm just a person.   Okay, so maybe I'm not REALLY a person.  I could be an android and you could all just be passing my maker's AI test by interacting with me. 

BUT SPEAKING OF PEOPLE . . . .

Holy crap.  They just put up two new stop signs in my neighborhood that are wildly unnecessary.  I ran them 4 times before I realized that I was not, in fact, hallucinating their appearance.  HOA claims it was done "to make the streets safer for children."  Well, most of the parents here don't let their kids play in the freakin' street.  Also?  HOA came onto my property and cut the non-fenced portion of my backyard, which is by the lake.  While I certainly don't mind HOA cutting my damn grass, we've lived here 3 years and they've never done it before.

Then, I get a letter today saying elections for HOA are next Tuesday.   Roll Eyes   Gee, I WONDER what's going on.   Roll Eyes  What could it possibly be?
First check out the joke thread and then read this:
Some male members really ddont need the encouragement to un-PG-13 the venting thread.(AND ladies like you of course  Grin)
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« Reply #2401 on: May 11, 2016, 10:03:36 PM »

First check out the joke thread and then read this:
Some male members really ddont need the encouragement to un-PG-13 the venting thread.(AND ladies like you of course  Grin)

Well, it's a good thing I'm no lady, then.  Wink
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« Reply #2402 on: May 12, 2016, 12:12:50 AM »

Yeah, I love Noctis like family, but she is NO lady. I think I'm more of a lady than she is.
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« Reply #2403 on: May 12, 2016, 12:17:33 AM »

Yeah, I love Noctis like family, but she is NO lady. I think I'm more of a lady than she is.

It's true.  Just call me "Sir."  I like it. 
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« Reply #2404 on: May 12, 2016, 12:31:32 AM »

It's true.  Just call me "Sir."  I like it. 
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« Reply #2405 on: May 12, 2016, 12:51:55 AM »

Sir Noctis of Starkiller

Headcanon accepted!
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« Reply #2406 on: May 12, 2016, 01:04:31 AM »

It's true.  Just call me "Sir."  I like it. 

You can call me ma'am...I might look at you like funny as I scratch my beard....
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« Reply #2407 on: May 12, 2016, 01:07:28 AM »

It's true.  Just call me "Sir."  I like it. 

You can call me ma'am...I might look at you like funny as I scratch my beard....

I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
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« Reply #2408 on: May 12, 2016, 01:09:49 AM »

I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

Jev wants to be our bodyguard.
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« Reply #2409 on: May 12, 2016, 01:19:47 AM »

Jev wants to be our bodyguard.

No, just your long lost pal.
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« Reply #2410 on: May 12, 2016, 01:20:57 AM »

No, just your long lost pal.

Get these mutts away from me!
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« Reply #2411 on: May 12, 2016, 01:42:33 AM »

Get these mutts away from me!
LOL. Seriously from the pictures I've seen of you and you Blazing Red Guardian, you are definitely of the female gender making you a lady. Grin But I can Imagine someone saying miss/Mrs./Lady and ending up with broken limbs and fingers. Even I'm scared of you(I might lose force points Cry).
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« Reply #2412 on: May 12, 2016, 01:45:58 AM »

Speaking of force points:
Hey! I'm losing points! I had 12. i think I may know who did it(cough cough *Noctis* cough cough) Yeah and thanks for the "wonderful" mental image of some girl with frozen peas stuffed in their sports bra. That is exactly how I needed to start my day off.

" "= sarcasm
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« Reply #2413 on: May 12, 2016, 01:48:38 AM »

Not all of us ladies are ladylike, Grewowl.

And for my venting...IF I HEAR MY MOM NAG ME ABOUT MAKEUP ONE MORE TIME...

I'm more than thirty years old dagnabbit, and I hate makeup.  Why women should have to put up with all of that and men don't have to, I have no idea.  But let's just say my mom has that 1950's CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM thing going on.

I love her but this is always a frustration for me when I go on a vacation with her.
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« Reply #2414 on: May 12, 2016, 02:09:04 AM »

LOL. Seriously from the pictures I've seen of you and you Blazing Red Guardian, you are definitely of the female gender making you a lady. Grin But I can Imagine someone saying miss/Mrs./Lady and ending up with broken limbs and fingers. Even I'm scared of you(I might lose force points Cry).

I'm actually genderqueer, so I'm afraid your assumptions are incorrect.  Wink 

Speaking of force points:
Hey! I'm losing points! I had 12. i think I may know who did it(cough cough *Noctis* cough cough) Yeah and thanks for the "wonderful" mental image of some girl with frozen peas stuffed in their sports bra. That is exactly how I needed to start my day off.

" "= sarcasm

Sorry to disappoint, but that wasn't me.  I don't play that game and everyone here knows I don't care for those who do that nonsense.  I find it childish. 

But hey, it should make you feel better to know I don't identify as "some girl," so the visual with peas should be easy to dispel.  Wink

Not all of us ladies are ladylike, Grewowl.

And for my venting...IF I HEAR MY MOM NAG ME ABOUT MAKEUP ONE MORE TIME...

I'm more than thirty years old dagnabbit, and I hate makeup.  Why women should have to put up with all of that and men don't have to, I have no idea.  But let's just say my mom has that 1950's CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM thing going on.

I love her but this is always a frustration for me when I go on a vacation with her.

Makeup is the DEVIL.  Who wants that crap on their face??  But I do like eyeliner on any gender.  I think it's sexy.  I wear it myself sometimes, but the rest?  Gross.  I'm with you on that one.  Does your mom like high heels and petticoats, too?   Roll Eyes








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