Darth Tepes
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« Reply #3645 on: October 17, 2016, 01:45:50 PM » |
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Whoa! That thing is disgusting!! Lol
You ever seen Major League? |
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Rapine
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« Reply #3646 on: October 17, 2016, 02:11:13 PM » |
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You ever seen Major League?
"What do you do with an elephant who has three balls?" |
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Landen Se-Sentien
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« Reply #3647 on: October 17, 2016, 02:21:22 PM » |
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"What do you do with an elephant who has three balls?"
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros. |
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Rapine
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« Reply #3648 on: October 17, 2016, 02:31:55 PM » |
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Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.
A point to The Shadow Sentinel.  I saw that on here somewhere before actually...lol |
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"The thing that always drives me hazy, is wondering whether it's them or me who's crazy." ~ A. Einstein |
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Majobu5
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Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #3649 on: October 17, 2016, 02:55:03 PM » |
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You ever seen Major League?
Bits and pieces |
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No points, just fist bumps baby!
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« Reply #3650 on: October 17, 2016, 07:49:00 PM » |
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I'm now receiving the silent treatment.
"White women call this the 'silent treatment'. And we only let them think it annoys us." - excerpt from Kill Bill v2 It's the trying to hard to be unique that gets me. And spell it right!
For instance: My idiot cousin is pregnant with her first, and the chosen name is....................................Maverick.  I love her, but what the KRIFF? Didn't you watch Top Gun? Because everyone else who did is going to make fun of that poor child to his dying breath. "Maverick? What did your mother not like you?" I zeroed you out, Jobu.  Oop, reminded myself of this.  Yeah, I've been thinking of this since he first came on. And now I can't remember what was pissing me off over the weekend that I wanted to rant about. Apparently I'm over it. Thanks guys. |
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Rapine
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« Reply #3651 on: October 17, 2016, 09:31:33 PM » |
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And now I can't remember what was pissing me off over the weekend that I wanted to rant about. Apparently I'm over it. Thanks guys.
Heh heh...lol |
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"The thing that always drives me hazy, is wondering whether it's them or me who's crazy." ~ A. Einstein |
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Noctis
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« Reply #3652 on: October 17, 2016, 10:37:49 PM » |
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I think alot of people are not confrontational, and its not bad, but show some problem solving communicational skills.
Slobs on the floor on the bookstore: get your A$$ up and find a goddam table. Teen tards: stop trying so hard to make a scene, and go somewhere else and live. The oil change place I go to is right by a middle school and I was there 2 weeks ago at the time they got out. All these kids coming by and yelling, making noise, laughing, acting immature, girls giggling, boys pushing each other.. I told the guy "is this what you gotta deal with daily?" He rolled his eyes in disgust; says it's worse some days. When I was that age, I was afraid I was gonna get chewed out, didn't even wanna look in an adult's direction. Different times, different parenting.
And on that note, we went to a trampoline place yesterday..kids party place, for my cousin's son's bday party. My son couldn't jump cuz his broken arm, but the other kids at the party! Holy hell! Like they've been raised by imbeciles! Screaming at the top of their lungs cuz the pizza showed up, sticking their fingers in the cake. Temper tantrums. I'm not the best parent, but my kids were even like WTF!!! My oldest was like "these kids are crazy".
And one more, on the same-ish topic. What ever happened to normal names? John, Michael, Matthew, Nick.. no, it's a bunch of Skylars, Braydens, Ryker... And the girls, pobrecitas.. the lame moms name them anything they think is beautiful, and its always almost awful. Midnight.....yeah, what's her shortened name, Midnie??
My friend's cousin named her kid . . . CANNON. Like, goes BOOM. Also? At my job, I put in contracts for band instrument rentals and the student's name has to be on the contract. Here are some spellings I've seen: Camryn LeighAyne Camerin Joseff D'Anna (Deanna!!!) Tiphanee Jaykob What the kriff, don't be a phonetic idiot. |
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Landen Se-Sentien
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« Reply #3653 on: October 17, 2016, 10:54:41 PM » |
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My friend's cousin named her kid . . . CANNON. Like, goes BOOM.
Also? At my job, I put in contracts for band instrument rentals and the student's name has to be on the contract. Here are some spellings I've seen:
Camryn
LeighAyne
Camerin
Joseff
D'Anna (Deanna!!!)
Tiphanee
Jaykob
What the kriff, don't be a phonetic idiot.
I could write volumes on names I've come across as a teacher. |
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Noctis
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« Reply #3654 on: October 17, 2016, 11:15:01 PM » |
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I could write volumes on names I've come across as a teacher.
I couldn't read this lady's handwriting, so I had to call her to find out what her kid's name was on the contract. These are her exact words: "It's spelled L, comma to the top, A-Y-A-L-H-A." It took me five minutes to figure out she meant APOSTROPHE. Also, take a look at "Layla" spelled "L'ayalah." |
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Landen Se-Sentien
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« Reply #3655 on: October 17, 2016, 11:21:38 PM » |
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I couldn't read this lady's handwriting, so I had to call her to find out what her kid's name was on the contract. These are her exact words:
"It's spelled L, comma to the top, A-Y-A-L-H-A."
It took me five minutes to figure out she meant APOSTROPHE.
Also, take a look at "Layla" spelled "L'ayalah."
What's even worse than that? I didn't need you to tell me it was Layla. My first thought was, "Yep. That sounds about right." Did you see my post with the two videos on the previous page? It sums it up pretty well. |
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Noctis
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« Reply #3656 on: October 17, 2016, 11:22:56 PM » |
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What's even worse than that? I didn't need you to tell me it was Layla. My first thought was, "Yep. That sounds about right."
Comma to the top, Landen. COMMA. TO. THE. TOP. |
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Landen Se-Sentien
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« Reply #3657 on: October 17, 2016, 11:24:55 PM » |
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Comma to the top, Landen.
COMMA. TO. THE. TOP.
Oh, I know. Talk to me when you come across a name with a dash in it. And you have to say it. "Dash." La-a is pronounced Ladasha. |
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Obese Wan Kenobese
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« Reply #3658 on: October 17, 2016, 11:36:59 PM » |
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Selfish passion is unquenching.
What strength have you when you are a slave to your passions?
What power without strength of character?
To self centered rage, you will be chained.
The dark side is no victory.
The long path to peace is through balanced emotions.
The first step to gaining knowledge is recognizing your own ignorance.
Serenity is patient, not passionate satisfaction.
Find harmony by understanding chaos.
Become one with the force, which will never die.
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Majobu5
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Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #3659 on: October 17, 2016, 11:39:54 PM » |
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Thank goodness I'm not an army of one on this.
My wife's cousin named her daughter Neveah. Ok, now I understand it's Heaven backwards, but the way she spelled it makes it Haeven. My fellow coaches son: Izayah.
Then there's my all time fave. Amuhthest....like Amethyst. Beautiful, but not sharp. Pair that with the guys called me Diamond, she was stuck on that we were meant to hook up. She sent me a letter(no text messages then) that said "Dimond+ Amuhthest" and said our kids could be called "Cristal" and "Jem". Oh I had to give that poor thing a reality check. She actually thought my name was really Diamond
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No points, just fist bumps baby!
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