Venting.

[Landen Se-Sentien]

*cracks knuckles*

Ok, here we go. My autocorrect is going to hate me, and I'm going to completely wreck my phone's dictionary.

Now that we've covered La-a.

Let's start with this.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0</a>

Yes, I've had a student named Seven.

Aanas and Anious. Just think of how those might be mispronounced.

Telica is pronounced Tuh-lee-see-uh. In case you were wondering.

I'm sorry I called you Jor-day-n on the first day of class, but don't get mad at me. Get mad at your mother. She's the one that spelled it Jordayn and not Jordan, like you want it pronounced.

It's Jacqueline. It's not Jack-uh-line (line!). Yes, somebody wanted their daughter to have her name pronounced Jack-uh-line.

I've had a Christ, Messiah, and God.

King and his sister Queen'ya (pronounced queen-yay).

I've had more Princes than I can count. Don't ever name your kid a title, because that's how they'll act, and they'll feel they're entitled to all the royal treatment allowed on earth.

And don't name them adjectives, either. Patience? Yeah, you're testing mine. Neveah (very common)? Yeah, this is going to be the reverse of Heaven, alright. Shewonderful? She ain't. Malus (pronounced malice) and Sassy? Actually, they were pretty good kids. I miss them.

I've had a Sir and a Syre (pronounced sire).

Aprell is not a good name for a boy. Period.

I've had a parent named Satin. Except it was spelled Satan. There was an awkward first phone call from another teacher in my school when she called asking asking to speak to Satan. No it wasn't me.

I know your name is Dexter, and your wife's name is Brittany, but that doesn't mean Dexttany is a good name. They're going to think she can't spell Destiny.

Sema'J (pronounced seh-mah-jay) is just James spelled backwards with a comma to the top (*wink wink, nudge nudge* Noctis). Just name him James.

And the one I got my first year of teaching...

Kalcjea is not how you spell Kalaysia.

And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head without doing any real thinking.

[Noctis]

I used to work at a bank and this woman came up to my window and told me she wanted to put some money in her father's account.  I was fine with this,  but I need to know her father's name.  She says to me, "My daddy's name is Delicious."

DELICIOUS.

Well, bye.

[Obese Wan Kenobese]

I used to work at a bank and this woman came up to my window and told me she wanted to put some money in her father's account.  I was fine with this,  but I need to know her father's name.  She says to me, "My daddy's name is Delicious."

DELICIOUS.

Well, bye.

Were you suspicious that Sith was fictitious? Did she think she was Fergalicious?  

[Jev Moldara]

Were you suspicious that Sith was fictitious? Did she think she was Fergalicious?   

That's just terrible.

[Noctis]

Were you suspicious that Sith was fictitious? Did she blow kisses that put them boys on rock, rock lining down the block cuz she's Fergalicious?   

This is pernicious and now I'm suspicious. 

[Landen Se-Sentien]

That's better than being superstitious.

[Darth Tepes]

Like I said, I don't mind unique names as long as there is a good reason or history.

I have an Ozell and Zelda in my family for instance.  

[Obese Wan Kenobese]

The word DELICIOUS reminded me of the song. I didn't understand the song line. I tried to edit but got quoted too fast. I'll quit the forum in shame now.  

[Rapine]

BAH...This thread's just too repetitious.

[Landen Se-Sentien]

And sometimes not very expeditious.

[Vivectius]

And here I was thinking that she didn't mean "daddy" in the biological sense....

And on that note, I leave you with....



Gangstalicious.

[Majobu5]

This topic is ......(deep breath)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

boom...

[Landen Se-Sentien]

This topic is ......(deep breath)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

boom...

Winner.

[Majobu5]

Winner.

[Darth Calon]

Okay, points to all!