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TheHobbitofDune
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Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 26, 2013, 09:16:00 PM »
You guys all seem to be Vor-acious for puns, and you all certainly have a Nach for it, as well.
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Jev Moldara
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Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 26, 2013, 09:49:43 PM »
I see what you're Dune there...
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Ricos
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Re: Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 26, 2013, 10:31:07 PM »
What movie were you watching when your VW was recalled? Return of the Jetta.
Were the deserts of Luke's youth havens for body art? Yes, there was lots of Tattoine.
Did the reptilian desert mobster apply his computer programming skills to renovate his home? Yes, he Java'd the Hut!
Why were Han and Luke always after the princess? Because they thought she was quite the Leia.
Which wookie was on the fast-track to mouth cancer? Chewbacco.
Why was the feisty droid unstoppable? Because he was hard-to-de-tour (R2D2).
Why was Captain Calrissian so stupid? Because he was from Clod City.
How did Yoda deal with difficult, whining customers when he worked at a gourmet coffee shop? He said "boo or boo not; there is no chai!"
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ChaosMidge
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Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 27, 2013, 04:45:57 AM »
I had to read that twice Ricos it was confusing. (Stress the second syllable)
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Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 28, 2013, 08:33:52 PM »
Even though she doesn't like me, I Ryker.
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ChaosMidge
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Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 28, 2013, 10:25:46 PM »
Hey Kham, I'm Kurios, have you ever tried sushi?
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Give light side or dark side points depending on the reason you're giving them. I'd like to see which side I end up on...
I like making up nicknames for people.
Aeon V3 LE w/ Sound: SRD
Libby, no sound: GB
Reaper w/ Sound, FoC: PO w/ FO
Kham-Ryn Kurios
Sentinel Prime; Knight of the HoloNet Order
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I am Mr. Yellow.
Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 28, 2013, 10:35:10 PM »
Quote from: ChaosMidge on January 28, 2013, 10:25:46 PM
Hey Kham, I'm Kurios, have you ever tried sushi?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
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/LIGHT SIDE POINTS PLEASE\
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche
ChaosMidge
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Re: Who has the best puns?
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January 28, 2013, 11:22:26 PM »
I know you love me. However, if we're going into Deep conversation, we better be Ultra careful not to offend anyone.
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Give light side or dark side points depending on the reason you're giving them. I'd like to see which side I end up on...
I like making up nicknames for people.
Aeon V3 LE w/ Sound: SRD
Libby, no sound: GB
Reaper w/ Sound, FoC: PO w/ FO
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