Jev Moldara
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« Reply #45 on: September 29, 2017, 07:58:11 PM » |
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I am convinced cats and cockatoos are inherently evil creatures and need not be used by a Sith to be a weapon of destruction.
Nope. Owls are worse. They are essentially angrier cats with bigger claws (I know they're called talons) that can FLY. Of course, the worst animal is the Canadian Goose. God let Satan design one animal during creation. He made the Canadian Goose. |
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« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2017, 08:06:43 PM » |
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Nope. Owls are worse. They are essentially angrier cats with bigger claws (I know they're called talons) that can FLY.
Of course, the worst animal is the Canadian Goose.
God let Satan design one animal during creation. He made the Canadian Goose.
So we now have the definitive answer to the title question: yes, an Ultrasaber will in fact protect you from evil. Goose repellant.
Flash light.
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« Reply #48 on: September 29, 2017, 08:54:38 PM » |
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I beg to differ. I have used my Shock LE to run off a, what I think was male, Canadian Goose. |
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Vivectius
Dark Liberator of Lost Posts
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« Reply #49 on: September 29, 2017, 11:04:19 PM » |
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Mine is being bitey right now so he is on the evil list. For now.
So, anything that's bitey is automatically evil? |
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Jev Moldara
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The Mad Professor
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« Reply #50 on: September 29, 2017, 11:17:16 PM » |
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So, anything that's bitey is automatically evil?
Huh... Guess that means I'm evil... Not that any of my previous paramours complained about it... |
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Lady Agana Kath
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Go Red or Go Home
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« Reply #51 on: September 30, 2017, 01:15:39 AM » |
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So, anything that's bitey is automatically evil?
Not quite. It's more the insidious way he decides he doesn't like what I'm doing and kamikaze attacks. After my crazy long work week from hell he has made me bleed 4 times. We have to work on a few things together... until I'm back in his good graces and he calms the hell down he is on my evil list. |
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Lord Sidious
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« Reply #52 on: September 30, 2017, 01:39:10 AM » |
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Any animal even a flea can be manipulated by the Force to be an agent of death.
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BatMike90
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« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2017, 06:52:23 PM » |
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Any animal even a flea can be manipulated by the Force to be an agent of death.
This is true, funny, but true. |
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bigBear
Council Elder of Shenanigans
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a true warrior fights to protect
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« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2017, 08:30:50 PM » |
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"fighting evil by moonlight. winning love by daylight"....oh wait, wrong theme song. carry on.  |
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« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2017, 04:30:39 PM » |
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Mine is being bitey right now so he is on the evil list. For now.
Well seeing as how cockatoo beak is the one material that didn't make it on the saber resistant materials list, I recommend a spray bottle. Works wonders. So, anything that's bitey is automatically evil?
If you've ever been bitten by a cockatoo, you'd understand. They'll leave battle scars, dude. Not quite. It's more the insidious way he decides he doesn't like what I'm doing and kamikaze attacks.
Plus the fact that you can't see cockatoo eyes pinning without being in an obvious strike range. "fighting evil by moonlight. winning love by daylight"....oh wait, wrong theme song. carry on. Why do I know this?..... |
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Benji
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« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2017, 12:55:09 AM » |
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you guys are so cute. if you REALLY wanted to hurt someone...sharpen the blades on a malice. weight and sharp blades. don't matter as an emitter or pommel it will do damage.
That's adorable... if you REALLY wanted to hurt someone, for the money you're paying... why not buy something that is purpose built to do exactly that? While your Ultrasaber won't protect you from evil by itself, it can certainly be used effectively to help combat evil! |
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« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2017, 04:47:53 PM » |
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That's adorable... if you REALLY wanted to hurt someone, for the money you're paying... why not buy something that is purpose built to do exactly that?
While your Ultrasaber won't protect you from evil by itself, it can certainly be used effectively to help combat evil!
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bigBear
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a true warrior fights to protect
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« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2017, 04:20:56 AM » |
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That's adorable... if you REALLY wanted to hurt someone, for the money you're paying... why not buy something that is purpose built to do exactly that?
While your Ultrasaber won't protect you from evil by itself, it can certainly be used effectively to help combat evil!
more comical to hear someone say they've been hospitalized by a "toy saber" |
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BatMike90
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« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2017, 05:22:55 PM » |
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more comical to hear someone say they've been hospitalized by a "toy saber"
Yeah. That would be more comical. |
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