Venting.

[Darth Logos]

I come in here looking for some good venting and what do I find?  Cheese and wine.  Apparently I have been transported to France.  I am going to leave now and return to Oklahoma, where deep fried is king and festivals are held in honor of a certain part of the turkey's anatomy.

I'd say QYB, but that would defeat the entire point of this thread. We just got on a tangent.

[Dauntless Seven]

Imagine a world without cheese... gads no way... life seriously compromised... turkeys got bad manners while cheese smoothly appealing and doesn't chase after you for nips of fresh meat ( terrifying story ).  Am raging that I have an alcohol allergic reaction and can only partake in the cheese ( combo platters even better ). 

[Groovidad]

Am raging that I have an alcohol allergic reaction ..... 

Oh no!  Say it isn't so!  You are the 2nd person I've known that has that issue.  Well, one thing's for certain, your liver thanks you!

[ThreadJack]

I had a nice hard, painfully annoying callous on the bottom of my foot. I got it off, along with most of the good skin(don't go too crazy with the pumice stone, FYI). Now I have a nice bandage on it. Grrrr.

[Groovidad]

I had a nice hard, painfully annoying callous on the bottom of my foot. I got it off, along with most of the good skin(don't go too crazy with the pumice stone, FYI). Now I have a nice bandage on it. Grrrr.

A sharp razor blade works well, knocking it down!

[ThreadJack]

A sharp razor blade works well, knocking it down!

No thank you, I have no desire to take a razor blade to my foot.

[Groovidad]

No thank you, I have no desire to take a razor blade to my foot.

How I did when I played football.

[JEStucker]

How I did when I played football.

take a salt tablet, drink some water and change your socks...

[Noctis]

You know what's super awesome?  Oblivious people who can't take a hint.  I'm just amazed how this "friend" of mine thought she could screw with something absolutely sacred in my life and think I wouldn't notice, and yet she continues to speak to me as if nothing transpired.   Twice.   

 It takes a lot for me to say "I'm done" with a person, but this was waaaaay beyond uncool.  Walking papers have been issued. 

[Groovidad]

take a salt tablet, drink some water and change your socks...

Huh?

[Darth Logos]

A sharp razor blade works well, knocking it down!

I think he's referring to a slothing tool. I personally recommend a Ped-Egg. I know it sounds girly, but damn if it doesn't do a good job.

Back to venting.

On Saturday I went to the mall to pick up my next installment of the Bane trilogy. (Read it if you haven't, it is awesome.) I get in front of Barnes & Noble, and some #*&^head has his big ass truck taking up 4 &%$ing parking spaces. I'm sorry if you don't want people dinging up your precious, park in the back and walk your lazy ass. I was so pissed I scrambled for a pen and paper to leave him a message. It was probably a good thing it took me so long, cuz he came out and left before I was finished. I most likely would have keyed his doors to drive my point home.

I'm not usually into defacement of personal property, but this a-hole just pushed the wrong button on me.

On the bright side of the excursion, I got the last two parts of the Bane trilogy, as well as the the first 2 parts of the Prequel trilogy as told by William Shakespear. Shakespear's Original Trilogy already purchased and read.

[ThreadJack]

Back to venting.

On Saturday I went to the mall to pick up my next installment of the Bane trilogy. (Read it if you haven't, it is awesome.) I get in front of Barnes & Noble, and some #*&^head has his big ass truck taking up 4 &%$ing parking spaces. I'm sorry if you don't want people dinging up your precious, park in the back and walk your lazy ass. I was so pissed I scrambled for a pen and paper to leave him a message. It was probably a good thing it took me so long, cuz he came out and left before I was finished. I most likely would have keyed his doors to drive my point home.

I'm not usually into defacement of personal property, but this a-hole just pushed the wrong button on me.

I HATE that. Same goes for the people who overcompensate by driving the biggest truck they can, and park it right in front(even in the fire lane sometimes). You know, the guy that drives the Ford F-350 with duallies on the back that needs at minimum two spots just to hold it's girth. And you can tell by the fact that it's a 10 year old truck, in showroom condition, that he doesn't do any actual work with it that would necessitate such a big gas guzzler. And it usually has those stupid "truck nuts" hanging from the back(grr truck nuts! That's a rant for another day.) Or the lady who tries to squeeze her Suburban into the "Compact Car Parking Only" spot, cause heaven forbid her fat butt should have to walk an extra two parking spots to get into Wally World! Or the jerk that does such a bad parking job cause he's to oblivious to care, that you can't open your door to get out, but are forced to park there because of the holiday rush!

Gotta love 'Murica!

I'd have likely put a rock through his driver's side window.

[ed_ification]

I wants my shipping notice!

Then again, if that's the worst thing I can complain about...

[Dauntless Seven]

Hey Ed... sorta don't want to tell you this but I had the shipping re-routed to my mailing address.  Thought I'd do you a favor and check out your sabers for an extended period.  Really long enough that you may, no you will forget all about them.    

[ed_ification]

Hey Ed... sorta don't want to tell you this but I had the shipping re-routed to my mailing address.  Thought I'd do you a favor and check out your sabers for an extended period.  Really long enough that you may, no you will forget all about them.    

My wife, to whom the entry saber belongs, may have words with you on that.

And she's an archaeologist.  She knows how and where to bury people...