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JediJacob
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« Reply #705 on: December 12, 2016, 03:36:39 PM »

I wish Avengers: Infinity Wars 1 would come out sooner.

Granted, but tickets sell out for the next 6 months.


I wish I had a super power
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« Reply #706 on: December 12, 2016, 04:20:18 PM »

Granted. You can smell poop from miles away.

I wish some "magic money" would appear in my bank account.
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« Reply #707 on: December 12, 2016, 04:42:17 PM »

Granted. You can smell poop from miles away.

I wish some "magic money" would appear in my bank account.

Don't we all?

Granted, it's counterfeit and you get arrested when you try to use it.

I wish my work for the day was done.
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« Reply #708 on: December 12, 2016, 05:57:30 PM »

Granted, but now you have to do all the work for tomorrow as well.

I wish Christmas time didn't use so much money.
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« Reply #709 on: December 12, 2016, 07:01:02 PM »

Granted, but now you have to do all the work for tomorrow as well.

I wish Christmas time didn't use so much money.

Amen!

Granted, you don't buy any gifts for anyone and then no one likes you anymore.

I wish that I won't get too cold today.
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Taegin Roan
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« Reply #710 on: December 12, 2016, 08:15:46 PM »

Amen!

Granted, you don't buy any gifts for anyone and then no one likes you anymore.

I wish that I won't get too cold today.

Granted, but it gets to 100 degrees, and melts any hope of snow this year that you might have had.

I wish that I had the right shirt for my Jedi costume.
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"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
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Grey_Jedi
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« Reply #711 on: December 13, 2016, 09:02:53 PM »

Granted! But you have to wear a used dipper on your head.

I wish for this to end
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« Reply #712 on: December 13, 2016, 09:36:58 PM »

Granted! But you have to wear a used dipper on your head.

I wish for this to end

(gross...)

Granted...but then so will your life.

I wish I knew how to pilot a plane.
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« Reply #713 on: December 13, 2016, 09:56:44 PM »

(gross...)

Granted...but then so will your life.

I wish I knew how to pilot a plane.

Granted, but because of your lack of experience, you crash the plane.

I wish I could eat more food.
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« Reply #714 on: December 14, 2016, 12:27:21 AM »

Granted! but you would then grow morbidly obese and die.

I wish for my Latin homework to do itself
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there is no dark side, or a light side there is only the force
I will do what I must to keep the balance
there is no good without evil, but evil must not flourish
there is passion, yet peace
there is serenity, yet emotion
there is Chaos, yet order

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« Reply #715 on: December 14, 2016, 12:33:38 AM »

(gross...)

Granted...but then so will your life.

I wish I knew how to pilot a plane.
Gross your gross for thinking that









jk
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I will do what I must to keep the balance
there is no good without evil, but evil must not flourish
there is passion, yet peace
there is serenity, yet emotion
there is Chaos, yet order

Taegin Roan
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« Reply #716 on: December 14, 2016, 12:37:33 AM »

Granted! but you would then grow morbidly obese and die.

I wish for my Latin homework to do itself

Granted, but then when you go to do a test on it, you completely fail it, and end up failing the whole course.

I wish my paper was finished.
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« Reply #717 on: December 14, 2016, 12:45:27 AM »

Granted! but your dog eats it the day you have to turn it in.

I wish I could go to ultimate Frisbee right now
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there is no dark side, or a light side there is only the force
I will do what I must to keep the balance
there is no good without evil, but evil must not flourish
there is passion, yet peace
there is serenity, yet emotion
there is Chaos, yet order

Taegin Roan
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« Reply #718 on: December 14, 2016, 01:06:11 AM »

Granted! but your dog eats it the day you have to turn it in.

I wish I could go to ultimate Frisbee right now
Hehe, it's online... A dog can't eat something that is online.

Granted, but the Frisbee flies out of control and hits you in the face, breaking your nose, and giving you a concussion.

I wish I had longer to play games each day.
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« Reply #719 on: December 14, 2016, 01:11:08 AM »

Granted! but you become a coach potato and cant move.

   I wish for a violin
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there is no dark side, or a light side there is only the force
I will do what I must to keep the balance
there is no good without evil, but evil must not flourish
there is passion, yet peace
there is serenity, yet emotion
there is Chaos, yet order

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