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I'm going to sound like a game show host for this:  Hello and welcome to "Have you ever?" in this I will ask a "have you ever" question and the next person will say if they have or not and ask a "have u ever" question of their own, sweet and simple isn't it? Anyways lets get this show on the road :P my question is:

Have you ever started dancing randomly in public?

I have not.

Have you ever thrown a temper tantrum?

I have.
 
Have you ever gone up to someone you don't know and introduced yourself?

I have not. I wish people would do that to me though  :-\

Have you ever gotten so mad that you actually punched someone?

I have not.  I have been punched in said scenario though.  I didn't even do anything.  Guy just freaked out and hit me.  :(


Have you ever broken a bone?  Which one?

I have not.

Have you ever met someone famous?

I have...dozens upon dozens :)


Have you ever been on fire?

yes, and I will not elaborate.

have you ever walked up to someone you thought you knew, and it wasn't them?

Many times.


Have your ever wore a large animal or mascot costume for a school or company?

No

Have you ever been arrested?

nope.

have you ever slept on a submarine?

er... no.

have you ever wanted to be a superhero? (jedi/sith dont count

Yup, hasn't everyone?

Have you ever fainted?

I have not.

Have you ever driven a movable vehicle (Bicycles count) with no hands?

Nope. I need to have at least one hand on at all times.

Have you ever cried?

when my grandfather died

have you ever totaled a car that wasn't yours?

Nope.


Have you have your nose truly broken from being punched or kicked?

No

Have you ever dislocated any body parts?

Yes...my left elbow, in Judo.



Have you ever scuba dove below 160'?

I cannot say I have (not a scuba person, but want to learn and swim with the sharks in the Caribean).

Have you ever shot a target at 500yards+ without a scope? (Rel you can't answer)

yes sir, scored only seventy out of one hundred potential points though.

have you ever made your own stuffed animal?

Yes!  For money in fact lol...I was converting baby blankets and Grandma's furs into teddy bears.


Have you ever sharted?

lololol

Um, no.

Have you ever knocked yourself out by running into a low hanging ceiling beam?

Yes... don't ask.

Have you ever gotten so mad at a video game that you threw your controller into your TV?

No.


Have you ever been chased over land by an adult alligator?

Not that I can recall.


Have you ever been bit by an animal?

Oh yes...many many...many  lol


Have you ever witnessed human childbirth in person?

Nononono! :P

Have you ever pretended to be German?

Nope.

Have you ever beaten Ghosts'n Goblins for the NES?

Yes


And No.


Have you ever accidentally insulted someone very badly through ignorance?

No.

Have you ever insulted someone with a remark so clever that the target didn't get it?

a few times

have you ever totally destroyrd your phone?

yep...fell off a boat and dropped 300'+into the deep blue...ran it over when it fell out of my pocket  :o


Have you ever ordered a pizza, ate it, and then afterwards realized it was not the type you ordered?

only twice, that company no longer receives my business.

have you ever fallen asleep on public transit and woken up in the property yard?

Nope.

Have you ever realized that you've lost an argument only to keep on arguing until you manage to say something clever enough to make the other guy back off?

Yes.

Have you ever woken up from a nap and rushed out the door only to realize that the reason it was dark outside was because it was 11:00 PM in July, not 11:00 AM in September?

Nope...I do not take naps lol.


Have you ever commented about when a lady was due only to find out she was not pregnant?

 :-\

Yes, but fortunately she didn't hear me and before I could ask again I realized she was just fat.

Have you ever failed a test?

not that I can remember...

Have you ever doodled on your arm right before going to your grandparents house, and had to sit through the entire lecture before being able to tell them that its just sharpie?

Nope.

Have you ever tripped over nothing?

fairly often!

have you ever watched an entire movie in the theatre, and realize you were in the wrong theatre on the way out?

*chortles* ;D

Sorry, no. Would be funny though.

Have you ever tried to open the door for someone only to realize that the door won't budge?

Nope. Only for myself.

Have you ever got yourself hit by a car?

four times

have you ever hit a parked car on your bike?

Yes...one Christmas on a new bike, 10-11 yrs old, the nutcracker  :-\


Have you ever had your wallet/purse stolen?

no, I carry my wallet in my back pocket and wear long coats.
on that note
have you ever been stopped and searched because you were wearing an overcoat or duster?

Nope.

I only wore an overcoat once in my life, and that was because I wanted to smuggle snacks into the movie theater :D

Have you ever jumped out of a second story window?

once, no broken bones but my dads car did not fair so well.

have you ever done something totally stupid that wasn't worth it, but when asked said it was to avoid embarrassment?

Nope, but I have done totally stupid things that weren't worth it ;D

Have you ever been stuffed into a trash can at school?

Nope.

Have you ever beaten up a bully who was trying to put someone in the trashcan?

Nope. I was too busy trying to get out of the trash can.

Have you ever witnessed someone being bullied and stepped in to help him/her?

four times, I was the one who got suspended, for "inciting violence". I don't know either.

have you ever done something horrible to your teeth, like shattering your front two?

No, and I'm glad I haven't.

Have you ever gotten kicked out of Mickey D's?

Nope. 


Have you ever fell out of or off of a moving vehicle (not idling but rather in drive or reverse with some speed involved) ?

I believe so.

Have you ever 'skitched' a car without the driver noticing? (the look on my sister's face was priceless when I did the slingshot off her spoiler and zipped past her  ;D )

Yes...long before the hipster term was coined lol.


Have you ever tried to pet a friend's dog after assurances of being a good dog only to have the mongrel bite you?

 >:(

Yes, many times :P

Have you ever broken the fourth wall?

Hmm I fell off a bunker due loose sandbags and landed on my tailbone...it  felt like my fourth wall was broken.


Have you have been bitten by a fish somewhere other than your fingers/hands?

 ::)

Yup, toes!

Have you ever found yourself hating the fact that you were only on time for an event rather than early?

I have...I hate being late.


Have you ever sneezed and not realized you had a boogie on your face until someone else mentioned it?

yes, granted I was distracted by having fallen down when I sneezed, so...

have you ever swallowed something strange, like say...a bolt?

Yes, a marble, don't ask.

Have you ever been chased by a bear?

nope!

Have you ever gotten suspended from school?

Nope. Have you ever wished you could rewind time only to reason that if you did reverse time and un-do your mistake, the mistake would not have been made in the first place for you to fix, which means that it would happen anyway?

Hmmm... no.

Have you ever been to Earth?

Yep. More than once.


Yep, I hated it.

;D

Have you ever died?

I did.  I actually did, when I was 1yr old...had an extended fever exceeding 106*, convulsed, and died...they resuscitated me...I like to think of it as a reboot.

I have two life lines on my palms, which if you follow such things indicates a second chance or having died and got better  :)



Have you ever been chased by a wild bear?

Wow...

***

Thankfully, no.

Have you ever performed in front of a crowd of over a hundred people?

Yes! I was in three musicals as a wee child, all of which had crowds of way over 100 people.

Have you ever been chased by a wild beer?

no. the wild beer tend to be afraid of me.

Have you ever shot a computer out of frustration?

Yes. With a Nerf dart.

Have you ever shot yourself with anything on purpose?

Yes. BB gun. I was curious.

Have you ever been pepper sprayed?

No.

Have you ever seen time slow down without a clock being involved?

Yessir. Who hasn't?

Have you ever ridden a horse?

a few times.

have you ever been kicked by a horse?

nope, I don't like horses too much so I tend to stay away from them.  :P

Have you ever broken a piece of a kit kat bar and not shared it with anyone.  :D

Yes. ;D

Have you ever watched somebody die?

Yep.



Have you ever climbed a tower higher than 200'?

Nope, although, that dos sound amazing. I'm kind of an adrenaline junkie, and, having a fear of heights -- fear building up my adrenaline -- I would much enjoy doing this.


Have you ever killed a man with a blade?

Nah, only my cellphone.

Have you ever hitch-hiked?

Yes, though not ever since...I jumped out at a light because he was creepy, he ended up being a grave robber (at least), when arrested his truck had body parts in the back...



Have you ever been in a submarine?

I got to stay overnight in the Torsk, well kind of, I fell out of my rack and yeh, had to go to the ER.

have you ever carried a piano up stairs?

I have.


Have you ever re-felted a regulation size pool table?

That I have done. Or helped in doing.


Have you ever built a chicken coup?

Nope.

Have you ever fallen off a skateboard only to land on your back on your friend's skateboard, causing it to flip and land slightly on your face?

I can't skateboard, so no.

have you ever eaten an entire thing of lindor truffles?

A lot more than a "thing". I went to one of the Lindt stores and bought several of each flavor. The rest of the story is obvious.

Have you ever accidentally your neighbor's dog?

Accidentally what?

Chicken coup? As in, coup d'etat among chickens? Overthrow of a rooster?

Hmmm well I had a neighbor eat my other neighbor's dog...in New Orleans.



Have you ever swam with bottle nose dolphins?

The joke just flew over your head and pooped on you ;)

oops...no, I mean chicken coop. Not chicken Coup....

Steering the boat back into the river as it were.

 ::)

Nope.

Have you ever had a snow day in which you didn't play in the snow?

Yes

Have you ever been in a courtroom?

twice. never had jury duty either.

have you ever puked on a girl you were asking out?

Luckily, no! Have you ever

Swam in 40 degree water?

Yes :-\ It wasn't as bad as I'd expected, but it was definitely not fun.

Have you ever played through a game on the highest difficulty setting in one day?

No I never play games in hard I'm lame like that.

Have you ever been the victim of an art thief? (the things I ask, are things I've done/had happen to me)

As with what I ask...I thought that was the point   :-\


I had a sculpture stolen at a fine arts shop in Ft Lauderdale during the judging process.



Have you ever went to change a babies' diaper and instantly threw up?

No, luckily my 5 month old hasn't had any too bad yet.

Was it a sculpture you made... some of mine were jacked at a show.


Have you ever grown such a glorious beard you didn't need a scarf?

I grow a fast beard but do not like them so keep it trimmed neat.

My stolen sculpture was a butterfly dragon.



Have you ever been stabbed with a knife?

A butter  knife! No harm done.

Havev ever driven your car while holding a large snake?

Nope...

Have you ever played Borderlands 2?

No.

Have you ever been late to a topic, and just go "WTF" after reading the last couple of posts out of context?

TJ, you haven't played Borderlands 2? Go... go sit in a corner.

Yes.

Have you ever trimmed your nails into claws?

No, oh jeez no. O_o;

Have you ever driven a vehicle and arrived home perfectly fine without knowing how you got there?

Hmmm if that is to consider driven under the influence then no...but when I lived/worked in Miami my apartment was in Ft Lauderdale so it was a fair commute...trying to get to work on time meant leaving early and one sleepy morning I nodded off for just a second and when my eyes popped open I did not recognize the highway or the signs...in a panic I thought I had taken an off ramp and was headed to somewhere other than I wanted to...pulled over and got my bearings...I was on the right highway, but a section I rarely paid attention to the details as it was a fast bend so I would 100% watch the road...freaked me completely out.

I did end up home after a party but I did not drive...I also did not remove my clothes...and I did not make breakfast...but there I was, in clean boxers (not that the old ones were soiled, just different ones :) ), smelling breakfast, walked out to three girls drinking coffee and chatting...I did not know them before that moment but I knew them well after that morning  :)



Have you ever walked through an active minefield?

no, just a simulated one, that is a fun story by the way, but here is not the right place to share it.

have you ever spilled carburetor cleaner on yourself? (or similar substance)

More chemicals have been splashed, dripped, wiped, spilled on me than I can easily remember   :-\



Have you ever ate something and as soon as you swallowed it, you knew it was coming back up...and it did   :-X

the German Soda at the Coke place in Atlanta, speaking of chemicals.

have you ever been pulled over by a police officer because he wanted to compliment you on your car?

No but I did get puller over so he could tell me I was a good driver :)



Have you ever had a mohawk?

No, it would annoy me too much :P

Have you ever done something very bad and not felt remorse of any kind?

When I was a youthful teenager...my living arrangements were difficult and coupled with other aspects I was a follower of the dark side...my penchant was public displays of destruction...whatever caught my eye...so yes...I destroyed so much public property/items...a real menace I was...but while I look back and acknowledge it was wrong, at the time it meant next to nothing for me...just filling a void.

 :-\



Have you ever competed in a juried cooking competition?

Nope.

Have you ever parked your car and without realizing it left the door wide open... prompting campus police to knock on you dorm room door thinking someone broke into it and when you got to the car, you realize you left the door open, while the campus police make fun of the lightsabers in the back seat...

No, thankfully... lol.

Have you ever shot archery?

Yes, but I haven't archery hunted.

Have you ever drawn on someone while they were passed out?

Yep.

Have you ever been stalked?

if you mean followed to whenever you left the house for several consecutive weeks, then yes.

have you ever been called on by a professor, answered his/her question correctly, and been told you were wrong?

I think so... I want to say yeah...

Have you ever had a peanutbutter, mayonaise, and pickle sandwich
(its better than it sounds)

No, but I have had a peanutbutter, mayo, and lettuce sandwich...it was gross...my sith ex-wife ate them...I think it fueled her hate and anger   :-\



Have you ever had tropical parasites sharing your body for any length of time?

Mmmm nope. Not that I know of...

Have you ever gone straight to the fridge after you've eaten dinner, just out of habit?

No...never... ::)


Have you kissed someone who you really like and their breath is kicking, yet you barely notice?

Nope. Never kissed anyone.

Ever noticed the lights flashing and when you ask other people they say they didn't see anything? O_o

Like, red and blue lights flashing? Lol... no

Have you ever seen two spiders mate in real life, not on the discovery channel

Mmmmm nope. I kill spiders. Fast. Unless they're cute. Then I play with them a bit and then put them back where I found them.

Have you ever eaten a triple-decker sammich?

This gives me a sad  :(


*****


Oh yes...triple decker grilled cheese!



Have you ever eaten/drink something that makes everyone around you freak out for some reason or another?

Don't be sad. I've just had no occasion to. I'm only sixteen...

Yuuuppp. Last year I started drinking that Kombucha stuff, (I don't anymore) but my friends were all like, WHAT IS THAT STUFF???

Have you ever gone up to a total stranger and started a conversation?

HECK YEAH

have you ever made cookies and ruined them? :l

Yes, several times.

Have you ever made a pocket tin can stove?

No but that sounds awsome!

Have you ever been really excited about some food only to find it gone or spoiled?

I used to live in a household of 6-12  people, that happened very often.

Have you ever had Cheerwine?

Mmmmm nope.

Have you ever had an Izzy?

You... you've never had Cheerwine?! You must get some!

Eeyup!

Have you ever seen the Yellow Sign?

I do not know what that is, so no.

Have you ever seen a "Koalas, next 10 km" sign?

No

Y U no ask question?! ;)

Have you ever had a dream so realistic that you thought you were being hunted by the police upon waking up?

No, but I did spend the majority of a day thinking that someone had died.

Have you ever fallen asleep using the bathroom?

One up...found myself sleeping on a toilet, covered in puke and other end activities...pants still on...best part, in a house I did not remember ever seeing before (ended up being a friend's house next door to the party house)...I was 16...this was close to the time that led up to me acting a fool and having to join the military to avoid juvie prison  :)


Have you ever ate something and once you swallowed it, you knew something was not right...and it came up or out quite quickly.

Unfortunately yes...haddock pieces in chocolate cake. Guy got overtired and mixed his two recipes by mistake.

Have you ever fallen down an up escalator?

yeah...
have you ever dropped a transmission?

I personally have not.

Have you ever had your vehicle catch fire while you're driving it?

Yes, well it was a boat...if that counts then there it is...a thin stream of diesel fuel under pressure was streaming across to the super heated exhaust...more smoke than fire but there were flames (they were choked out by lack of O2, thankfully)


Have you ever eaten something that was so good you forgot where you were or were talking/sitting with other people...ignoring everything while you consumed this item?

Yes, many times!

Have you ever eaten something so bad that you spat it out in front of the person who made it?

Oh yes.  My dad once made Wine Cooler Black Eyed Peas.  I think he had too much wine cooler to drink when he came up with this idea.  Even the dog buried it and then peed on the spot to prevent some other poor soul from eating it. 

Have you ever been so mad that you began to cry?

Yes... but when I was a lot younger... I try not to let things make me angry.

Have you ever suprised your self when you looked in the mirror? (I recently shaved my beard of two years completely off... I look so different! I was shocked when I looked in the mirror!)

I have... just the other day, in fact. Due to sickness, I've lost about 18 pounds that I couldn't afford to lose and I hadn't seen myself in the mirror for a long time.

Have you ever gotten angry for no reason and then become happy again after eating mac n' cheese?

Probably. Mac n cheese does make me happy.

Have you ever hated a decision but knew it was good for you and kept with it

yeah, it was good for everybody else involved too.

have you ever been in a relationship that is obviously bad for you, but you loved the person so much hat you didn't want to end it? (yes my answer and the question are related, yes you can ask, my shrink says i need to not bottle things up.)

Not exactly... the closest was a relationship that I did not have the choice to sever.

Have you ever been called an Opheliac?

Hmm I have been called many things...but Opheliac references a female suffering from stresses internal and external...often for a girl/woman falling into insanity.

So...no.



Have you ever swam next to/with sharks?

It's an interesting word... it can mean one who has gone mad, one who displays psychologically and physically self-destructive tendencies, or one who is abnormally attached to someone else.


Eeyup!

Have you ever eaten shark?

no...I don't like o eat fish, the smell of it cooking makes me nauseous.

have you ever driven a car that you absolutely hate, and just when you begin to think that it is not so bad, it reminds you why you hate it and callit a @&$$ #%@% $*&*
&$&# ^$#?

Yup. The car that I drove for driver's ed. That thing was a piece of crap.

Have you ever eaten something you like and then gotten sick immediately after, causing you to not be able to eat/drink that thing for a LONG time?

Yes, all dressed flavoured Crispers. Couldn't eat all dressed anything for a year or two afterwards.
It probably didn't help that me and my friend log-rolled across a ginourmous field right after eating them.

Have you ever been on a very uncomfortably crowded bus?

Yes, several times...Jamaica, Belize, and Cuba...crowded, hot, and stinky...I got the impression that body odor was a sign of masculinity, and there were some seriously macho men on those buses... :'(



Have you ever been hit in the (insert what you have in regards to central private organs) so hard that you completely passed out?

Nope.

Have you ever talked to the author of one of your favorite books?

yes, in fact Larry Bond is a friend of my dads

have you ever had lunch on your roof?

Yes I have. It's a fairly quiet spot to nom.

Have you ever knocked yourself out whether it's sports, accident, or just plain ole' stupidity?

Erm... I think I blacked out once falling off a swing...

Have you ever gotten a really epic shot on a video game and gone HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? and then no one was there to see it?

Yep... Head shot on some guy in a tight corridor, and the bullet ricocheted off the wall and killed another guy. But it was Halo, so I just saved it :D

Have you ever been sick for more than two weeks straight?

Yes! Last month.

Have you ever been institutionalized?

only briefly

have you ever stabbed yourself?

For two years straight. I hated everyone there with a fiery passion.


A few times.

Have you ever burned yourself?

Yep. Pots and pans that come out of the oven are hot...

Have you ever had an impromptu jam session with violins, guitar, sax and piano?

Twice, actually. It gets very boring when you're sitting in a dressing room for several hours straight getting ready for sound-check. Except we didn't have any sax players.

Have you ever tripped on nothing?

Ha, lots of times!

Have you ever accidentally jabbed a Sharp object under your fingernail...I don't recomend it

Yes I have...

Have you ever watched a couple of guys acting like they were going to stab each other only to accidentally do it?

Nope.

Have you ever been forced to sing for two hours straight?

Yep :P

Have you ever played a TES game for five hours straight without saving?

Nope.

Have you ever had a food craving for years and years and when you finally get it you were slightly disapointed with it.

Nope. I ended up devouring the food.

Have you ever successfully located Waldo?

Of course. He may be hard to find but once you know where he is, he can never escape. He will only die tired.

Have you ever broken a saber ON somebody else?

No but that's impressive! Hope the other person wasn't hurt. Did then do the same to you?

Have you ever exercised while using medieval objects?

 I've used a sword and a mace to do arm reps and I've done push UPS and squats wearing chainmail. Serious.

I believe that. But no, I haven't done that myself. I've definately gone around fighting people in heavy armor though.
Um, no, I've never actually broken my saber on some one else. I have broken a training sword on someone, though, during an SCA fighter practice.

Have you ever used a reusable water bottle as a weapon?

yes, stainless steel, full of water. put a dent in the a$$hats head. (He was attempting relieve me of my wallet)

have you ever used a manual typewriter for an essay?

Lots of times.


Have you ever deconstructed a manual typewriter to use the parts for a sculpture?

Nope. I've taken one apart before purely for the enjoyment of taking it apart, though.

Have you ever wanted to stab a laptop with a large nail?

no, But i hit one with a twelve pound sledge

have you ever sat on your own glasses?

No, thankfully.

Have you ever seen a tornado?

once, when I was really little.

Have you ever tried to call in sick on a day when you didn't have to work anyway?

No I haven't

Have you ever gotten lost in your own home town?

Lots of times, my brain is wired weird so this was quite common for me before the meds...:(


Have you ever tasted someone else's food and it was so nasty you spit it out only to realize that you forgot you were at a table full of people?

I would never be that rude.

Have you ever danced in the rain?

I have, many times.

Have you ever kissed someone in the rain?

I have, actually. But then I dumped her a couple of days later.

Have you ever punched someone by accident?

Yup...unfortunately.

Have you ever grabbed a pizza coming out of the oven with plastic gloves forgetting that you don't have oven mitts on?

I proposed to my wife in the rain.

No, but I took one out bare handed forgetting I didn't have oven mits on.

Have you ever ordered something and it arrived the same day? (I love you FedEx Kinkos!)

I did that today...at Subway, used my free sandwich card, ordered a sub and it arrived to my hands and then foodhole  :)



Have you ever rode in a New York subway?

No...thank the Lord.

Have you ever had someone try to run you down in a snowplow?

Yes in fact, we had a guy lose his marbles while on isolated duty up in the remote Northwestern coast of Alaska...tried to run over a couple of us...he was restrained and removed within a few days once the weather cleared...



Have you ever went in to kiss a significant other and burped?

no, I have had only a very limited chance of that happening.

have you ever averted a mugging by telling the mugger you were having a shellty day?

No, I avoid city areas, and besides, most people don't want to pick a fight with a 6'6 guy.

Have you ever stayed up more than 78 hours?

Yup. So much coffee and soda. I think I may have died at some point to.


Have you ever done a project in less than two hours before it was due?

Actually yes! Before I was pastoring a church, I got called less than two hours before another church's service to fill in for their pastor, and had to write an entire sermon. Didn't help that I was only 16 lol

Have you ever had fireworks blow up while you were still trying to light them?

thats why I don't do fireworks.

Have you ever had to lecture to a class of people who were older than you?

Indeed I have! And boy was it fun!

Following the same idea, have you ever sat in a University class at age 13 and surprised even the prof.?

mmmm... nope. Only time I went to Uni was with my sister and that was last spring, I was fifteen. Didn't really interact with the professors... I sat and was terrified.

Have you ever aced an exam that you didn't study for? And not one of the lame, easy ones.

on a regular basis, the key is to not freak out.

have you ever dropped a knife into your foot?

I dropped one tip-first onto my foot once, but I was wearing very thick boots at the time so no, I have never dropped one into my foot :P

Have you ever made people on teh interwebz very confused about your gender? :D

Yes. Quite often. Most people assume I'm a dude. Luners, you confuse me EVERY DAY.

Have you ever stood up to someone who is bullying another person?

yes, a few times, generally followed by me being suspended for "picking fights".

That sucks. More than a little.

Have you ever gotten peeved when someone forgets to ask a "have you ever" question? ;P

Yep! Chaos ensues, and we don't like chaos....

Have you ever been accused of breaking a window when it was actually your llama's fault (no, I have no personal experience with this)?

Yep  >:(

Have you ever wondered if a person was lying or not when they posted a response to something? ;D

Rarely if ever, unless honesty means something...a game like this one, never...martial arts experience, most likely consider if odd...like sith, always...as it just makes no sense  lol



Have you ever been trapped in a location that death was quite plausible if you could not get out or away?

Plenty of times.

Have you ever been arrested for something you didn't do?

Nope! Never been arrested 8)

Have you ever witnessed the end of the universe?

Do you mean like a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks? (Louis Black reference) yes I have.

Have you ever gotten food from one fastfood joint only to go get food from another immediately after?

Nope. And Luners! You just said you didn't like Chaos. =( This makes me sad.

Have you ever watched Doctor Who?

Your nickname is Discord, not Chaos! Silly Discord ;)

Yes.

Have you ever brushed your teeth with a stranger's toothbrush?

No. I've considered it, but no.

Have you ever gotten mad at someone because they used YOUR coffee mug?

No (is yours named Wisdom?)

Have you ever considered wiring up a recording or Dr Orpheus' theme music to play when you speak? (I'm watching venture brothers if you can't tell)

No...

Have you ever written a novel?

still in the process.

have you ever died for a little bit?

Yep...every day, a little bit more...sigh.



Have you ever married a woman that you thought was one way but ended up being a sith witch that would torture you for years before you could finally purge it from your life?

Lol no, but my wife does favor the Dark Side.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Yes...15, passenger, drove over a stump and me into the windshield...26, T-boned by a drunk in a caddie which broke my backseat off the frame and into the front seat, pinning me...35, rear ended by city garbage truck in Houston during rain storm, pushed in into ditch and completely under water, swam out



Have you ever been attacked by a big dog?

Almost... as it turns out, I speak big dog and convinced him with a growl and show of teeth that he didn't want any of this.


Have you ever been on a helicopter?

Dog: Yep. I was six. Husky/wolf mix. Gorgeous, but nasty.

Helicopter: Nope.

Have you ever shot a squirrel with a bb gun?

Yep. Didn't do any damage but it scared the Sith outta the squirrel.

Have you ever spent a night in a location that is allegedly haunted?

Ahmmm no. BUT. Friends and I have a plan to go to Scotland and stay in one of the haunted castles. We're going to play apples to apples all night.

Have you ever forgotten to post a question?

I want to do that!

Um, no. I have never forgotten to post a question!

I see what you did there....

Have you ever eaten something so spicy that the entire world melted?

yes, I gargled milk for an hour.

have your house ever been burgled?

If the whole world melted, how did you get milk? Are you a magician?

In answer to the question at hand - no.

Have you ever had a panic attack?

Yes, after I randomly blacked out for a few seconds and busted my head on the corner of a table, lost my sight in one eye temporarily and was hospitalized for a week. Scary stuff.  :-[

Have you ever been set on fire?

yes, with an angle grinder.

have you ever been to an inauguration?

Hmmm...no.

But I have had indigestion.



Have you ever been in serious like/love with someone who was in serious like/love with someone else who was in like/love with another who was turn in like/love with you...and you could not see it because of the first part?

 :-\

Ahm... No... It's been almost that, but not quite... Crushing on a friend, whose friend had a crush on me. Only missing one link.

Have you ever been tickled to the point you're suffocating?

Suffocating? No

Pee on one self? Yes



Have you ever bit into a sandwich thinking it was one type, say peanutbutter and jelly, only to find out it is tuna...which would have been ok had you known but as you did not know it was shocking?

....no.

Have you ever stabbed another person, on purpose or accidentally?

yes, breaking into my home is not a mistake that one makes twice, they generally don't want to try.

have you ever had a legitimate use for a gas mask?

Yes I have. Smoke grenades can choke you just as easily as gas in an airsoft game. Came in handy real nice. Got three knife kills since they couldn't see me.

Have you ever gone to a junkyard for a car part, only to accidentally break what you need in the retrieval process?

No but my dad did three times at the same yard/ same day

Have you ever played Mumbly Peg? ( I won!)

Lots of times...lots of cuts.



Have you ever tried to turn yourself into a werewolf with a ceremony, fire, etc.?

Can't say I have... I have drawn transmutation circles in chalk (FMA style, yo).

Have you ever tried Ezio-ing your way out of a building?

Constantly  ;D



Have you ever been attracted to someone only to realize later that it was their cologne/perfume and not them that was the attractive aspect?

Why yes, yes I have.

Have you ever been a total nuisance in class and then felt really bad about it and apologized to the teacher?

Sort of... confessed to my high school band director some years later that it was indeed we the trombones that threw that stuffed animal out of a 12th story window in Las Vegas. Had we been caught we would have been kicked out of the hotel... this leads me to my question:

Have you ever been kicked out of a place?

Nope, but my friend got kicked out of Guitar Center once.

Have you ever written and published a book?

I've written most of one, if I ever finish it I might try if it's good enough.

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to something frozen? (pole, spoon, ect)

Yep, a frozen spoon. I got it off very quickly.

Have you ever written a series of three or more full-length novels?

No, I had a poem published in a book once.

Have you even been on TV more than three times?

No, only once.

Have you ever been in an eating contest?

Sort of - I thought it was an eating contest, and that I was winning; But then the free sample lady made me move on to another isle at Costco.

Have you ever had a hamster chew the wires in your file server while you were asleep?

No, but I had a ferret chew up the cord to my old laptop while I was asleep, luckily it wasn't plugged in.

Have you ever randomly yelled random nonsense in public?

Nope. That would just be annoying, lol.

Have you ever pushed someone out of the way of oncoming traffic?

No, but my friend had the chance to and he just let me get hit by an avalanche.

Have you ever been pulled over for speeding but it was a similar looking vehicle in front of you?

No, my vehicle was the only one passing the RV when the cop clocked me with radar. The bummer of my one and only speeding ticket: I was driving my SUV and not driving my freshly restored Porsche 914.  I think you are required to get a speeding ticket with a  Porsche, right?

Have you ever gone to a funeral, and only when viewing the body realized it was the wrong funeral?

Nope.

Have you ever have you ever?

Why, yes... yes I have, actually.

Have you ever ever you have?

*sigh* Yes, yes I have. I don't want to talk about it. Too traumatic.

Have you ever herped so hard you derped the entire universe?

Not quite, I think.

Have you ever been to a funeral and been relieved you were there because you realized you no longer had to think about the last funeral you went to being for a four year old? (My life today, btw)

wow thats sad, no.

Have you ever made your own kick ass lightsabers with US parts

Mmmmm nope. I'm not very good with electronics... like, putting them together. But I'm planning on it at some point!

Have you ever drunk flat soda?

Yes I have. Quite often actually.

Have you ever hit your kid or kids in the head with your lightsaber just for fun?

Don't have kids. But I've hit my students with them. =D

Have you ever had anyone you've been proud to call your student?

Nope :(

Have you ever you ever have?

I have not ever.

 Have you ever wanted to punch your best friend in the face?

Nope.

Have you ever wanted to punch your best friend in the solar plexus? (don't ask, it's a long story)

Usually I follow up on those urges.

Have you ever actually punched a friend?

Yep, his nose looked like the red Niagara Falls.

Have you ever been punched by your friend?

Not seriously. Joking around, yeah.

Have you ever had that awkward moment when your best friend and your dad both told you the same thing at different times in the same day?

Nope.

Have you ever had a crazy stand off with a bunch of angry guys looking to beat you up, and the only one that has your back is your best friend?

Yeah, except it was my front yard and my friend had my SKS. long story, PM me if you want the story.

Have you ever written and mailed a letter only to realize that you had put the wrong address on the envelope?

Yes, yes I have.

Have you ever left a really long message on someone's answering machine before you realize it's the wrong number?

Maybe? I leave a lot of messages for custmers at work, I'm sure its happened at least once

Have you ever taken a message for the person calling the wrong number?

I tried, then realized it was the wrong number and corrected them. lol

Have you ever started randomly yelling in a different language?

Hai, soo desu.

Have you ever responded in another language then forgot to post a question?

Nope. I think that's reserved for Kashi.

Have you ever pissed a teacher off on purpose?

No, that would not go well with my academy instructors!

Have you ever left your Christmas tree up until April?

I don't think so. Have left the nutcrackers up year round tho.

Have you ever listened to Die Antwoord?

No.

Have you ever been in a really bad storm?

several times, including once when I was working as a recovery specialist for a towing company, we were pulling a mini van out of a ditch in the tale end of a hurricane.

Have you ever run into a teacher that you had in high school at the store or someplace and they tell you how much they hated you?

Nope. My teacher told me he loved me :D

Have you ever jumped out of an airplane?

Nope. Having wings ruins the fun ;)

Have you ever burned your nose?

Nope.

Have you ever had a staring contest with two dogs and a cat?

Two cats and a dog, yes, but otherwise no.

Have you ever had Razzles?

No :(

Have you ever played a really cruel prank on your cousin that involves fake worms in a can of peanuts?

Nope!

Have you ever had a storm named after you? ;D

Nope. I don't think so anyway... =/

Have you ever played Shadow of the Colossus?

No

Have you ever had your house burn down?

Thankfully no.

Have you ever had a pet bird?

Frosty was an Albino Cockatiel. Have you ever been in a large brawl? (50 or so people)

yes I was head Security at a popular lakeside bar.....full of racist locals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfMXEmCew4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfMXEmCew4#ws)

Why yes, yes I have. I danced with the devil and he danced with me. We stepped a waltz, just one-two-three.
(Now I wanna watch Dark Knight... and yes, I know that's not that that video is from)
Have you ever felt the need to speak in rhyme?

Yup, now's not the time though...

Have you ever broken a foot bone by kicking a makeshift football made of a pop (soda) bottle filled with sand?

Nope. I do anything I can to avoid makeshift sports equipment... and football...

Have you ever played piano in front of people?

Yeah but I had no idea what I was doing

Have you ever played harmonica with a local blues artist?

Nope.

Have you ever played guitar in front of people?

Yup. I always grab the guitar sitting in the orchestra room in the middle of class...

Have you ever worn a scarf for fashion purposes?

lol no. Have you ever gone outside naked, hoped that it was a dream, and realized belatedly that it wasn't?

... nope.

Have you ever wanted to be a princess?

Nope...

Have you ever been a princess? ;)

cant say i have, really.

have you ever had darth vader breathing in the background, while you look at your newborn child and say 'I am your father' ?

I HAVE! he was three hours old...

Have you ever answered your own questions? ;D

nope.

have you ever caught a baseball bat with your face?

Nope!

Have you ever gone looking for something (glasses, pen, etc.) only to realize it was behind your ear or on your face?

very, very often.

have you ever chewed through a red pen and freaked out your coworkers?

Nope.

Have you ever gone to Tai Chi class and wondered why everyone there is much older than you?

Nope.

Have you ever accidentally gotten coloured ink in your mouth and sworn off writing in that colour cos you were spitting it for two days?

That happened but I didn't swear off that color.

Have you ever gotten just absolutely sick and tired of your once favorite tv show/movie

Yeah... I can't watch old doctor who episodes anymore, which is kinda terrible. the only ones I watch now are the new ones that come out.

Have you ever stood outside and your hair froze?

My beard did if that counts.

Have you ever fallen through ice?

No...

Have you ever been given a nickname you don't understand?

Yes by you!

Have you ever smelled bad but had no idea?

yes - whats worse is finding out, then realising you stink, and trying to stay away from people.

have you ever just gone down your local shop dressed as a jedi/sith?

No, but I plan to.

Have you ever given someone a nickname that they didn't understand? Rabbit...

Not that I know of.

HYE had pool chlorine in your eyes? Dont. Ever.

Yes :(

Have you ever kicked someone in the face by accident?

Oops that was supposed to powdered pool chlorine. That burns!

I don't think I have ever kicked someone in the face

Have you ever found a car in a creek

I did once... and a trailer and a bike. It was quite strange, I couldn't see any way to get a car down to where it was.

Have you ever joined two forums in ten minutes?

No I'm a member to other forums but this is the only one I care about



HYE... tried to ride a dog like a horse

... maybe when I was a kid?

Have you ever been given a nickname you didn't understand?

Have you ever asked the same question twice? ... ;)

Yes by you! What's Argent?

Have you ever answered the same question twice?

No but I know exactly what she's talking about. Right Rabbit?

Have you ever been forced to root for a team in the Super Bowl that you dislike because they're playing a team you can't stand?

Nope.
SRAMS for some reason makes me think Ag, which is the chemical symbol for silver, which is Argent.
Abby, I'm gonna spaz. lol
Have you ever had to choose between going to Italy and going to NZ/Fiji?

Nope.

Have you ever had to try ridiculously hard to prove to people that you aren't an overly opinionated runt? ( >:(...)

Nope. I tend to be viewed as purely logical, to a perceived fault.

Have you ever done something that you thought was cool at the time but later realized was something that absolutely anybody can do or could have done?

Yep. Unfortunately.

Have you ever eaten 15 hot wings, drenched in the spiciest sauce the restaurant could come up with, in under 13 minutes?

No but that sounds like some thing I would at least want to try.

Have you ever known some one who was on a tv show?

(not me personally, but an ex GF went to school with the kid who played the original blue power ranger, Hobbit I thought you'd like that one)

Wait, WHAT?!

Oh my gosh. That is awesome. Thanks for sharing :)

Also, I did take part in that eating challenge, but I didn't win. I made it to the last two wings, but then the timer went off  :'(

Hm, no, I don't know anyone that was on a TV show.

Do you know someone who is in a famous rock or metal band?

My sister was talking with Mark Jansen, from Epica, for a while... idk. lol One of my friends is the CPA to metal for the US. (I'm not even kidding).

Have you ever written fan fiction?

I'm starting to, but only as an experiment.

Have you ever spoken to a very, very famous person without realizing it until later?

YES. Well, locally famous. =/ lol

Have you ever questioned whether you exist or not?

Yes - I decided that the only thing in the entire universe of which one can be sure is one's own existence (not one's body, but one's self). All else may be either subjective or an illusion, or both.

Have you ever questioned the existence of questions?

No. I don't do acid.

Have you ever been taught something and then beat the people who taught you with no problem?

Yes. Once. When SOTJ came back from her vacation, I easily bested her in three very short duels. She got back in the swing of things after that, but I was still only slightly outmatched.

Have you ever had your @$$ handed to you by a woman in a duel (or 9,000)? ;D

Yep. Women tend to be better opponents for some reason.

Have you ever driven yourself absolutely insane by wondering whether or not everyone around you is real, or if they are just clones created by some evil organization?

I'm leaving that question for someone else, but it seems that Abeloth has gotten to Hobbit....

Actually, it was a reference to some old Arnold Schwarzenegger movie :D

Have you ever started the game back up when someone forgot to post a question?  ;)

Can't say as I have.

Have you ever lent your good car to a friend for a date and found it the next morning parked out on the street?

Nobody answered his question, therefore you are the one forgetting something.


Nope.

Have you ever eaten an entire pineapple in one sitting?

Exactly! ;)

Hm, no.

Have you ever eaten three slices of pizza, seven hot wings, a ton of Chinese roast pork, and a ton of tomatoes and celery all in one sitting? I did, last night. It was so worth it.

@Hottbit, No I havent eaten all that, but that sounds like a great night!

Have you ever actually forgotten "something", posted a question stating that someone else forgot to ask a question, and got called out on it by the other members playing the forum game? 

No.

Have you ever been punched in the face?

Plenty of times.

Have you ever been paranoid because people are looking at you, talking and laughing?

Yes. They had nightmares that night ;)

Have you ever woken someone up in such a hilarious way that they were grumpy about it for the next week?

Nope.

Have you ever been so angry that you smashed a hole in your wall? Yes.

Nope. I tend to not take my anger out on walls.

Have you ever procrastinated so hard that you couldn't handle the crazy?

Yeah I don't know, I'll procrastinate and go crazy tomorrow.

Have you ever played on saber forum  instead of doing school work...I'll do it tomorrow

OMG YES! I'M DOING THAT RIGHT NOW!

Have you ever taken an Advanced Placement Chemistry course?

Nope.

Have you ever been so mad that you ripped several pages from a book, then stabbed said book with a pencil, multiple times?

... nope.

Have you ever played a Steinway piano?

Not an "actual" Steinway, but I have played a couple of Essex's, which they also produce.  Not my favorite but it was alright.

Have you ever gotten in an argument with your wife/GF and actually won?

Yep!

Have you ever intentionally messed up the time on someone else's alarm clock?

No

Has the time on your cell phone  ever screwed up so your alarm goes off 5 hours later than it should've?

... no.

Have you ever donated blood?

Once.  They told me I'm O+ which means that something like 90% of people can receive blood from me.  I had a huge bruise for like a week after, and since mine's the most common type I haven't done it again.

Have you ever had a major surgery?

I was born with gastro schesis (sp?) So yeah I had major surgry the day I was born!

Have you ever witnessed the birth of a/your child?

It's really really amazing. I would recommend it to anyone, yeah its messy and graphic, but worth it in all ways

Nope. Don't have a child.

Have you ever read badfic so terrible that it caused you to puke?

Nope. I don't read fanfics too often.

Have you ever worn your lightsaber, or had a henshin device (morpher) on you, when you were out in public?

If you ever do, you need to be there.  It's probably the best xp of my life

Have you ever seen a movie starring Ronald Regan? It was pretty bad.

I forgot to answer this question,

No I havent.

never seen a reagan movie.

Have you ever seen Serenity?

Yep.

Have you ever angered small children on PSN?

Uh not sure what PSN is, so... NO?

Have you ever eaten a Hericium erinaceus? Wikipedia it.

Weird but tasty. We found one in the forest once.

PlayStation Network.

I seriously wonder what srams was thinking when he saw Luna's original post.

I was thinking meds. LOL!

 ;D

I have.
The only thing I purchased was 2 DLC's for Fallout 3 when I could have bought all 4 for 9.99 just a week prior during some sale.

Have you ever drank used car oil thinking it was Pepsi?

WOW no! ... Ill ask this again... I think it was forgotten...

Have you ever eaten a Hericium erinaceus? Wikipedia it.

Weird but tasty. We found one in the forest once.

I was asking if you'd ever pissed off children on the PSN, that was just an explanation of what it was :D


Nope, but it looks awesome ;D

Have you ever ____ed a ____? It feels like noodles....

Hmmm I can think a something that wouldn't be appropriate for the forum... in that case yes.

Has your wife/gf ever surprised you with an awsome Valentines day surprise (it was forum appropriate I swear) and it was awsome

never been married and the only suprise I have ever recieved from a gf resulted in 6 stitches and two holes in my favorite hoodie.

have you ever made your own BBQ sauce?

What did she try to kill you? Yikes!

Yes I have made my own BBQ sauce, it wasnt very good, but it was all we had.

Have you ever made your own Salsa?

occaisionally

have you ever played paintball when it was cold enough to freeze the paintballs in your hopper?
---------------------------------------------------------

she accidentally shot me.

Holy crap! I see you lived to tell the tale, what did she shoot you with?

Have you ever fallen off of a ladder?

Nope. Watched people do it, though.

Ever been to Chicago?

Yep! It was interesting...

I forgot to answer fitzs paintball question... no never played it that cold

HYE had a "heres your sign" moment

AAAALLLLLLLLLLL the time.

Have you ever been mean mugged by someone passing by?

Nope. Never been mugged.

Have you ever had to talk your friend out of punching their uncle and their grandma's funeral?

no. thank goodness

have you ever been told that you will always be alone because you are a repugnant piece of filth?

いいえ。No.

Have you ever procrastinated?

Yeah.

I'll try again with mine. Have you ever been mean mugged? (meaning when people walk by they give you a nasty and angry look, not being robbed.)

Like, ugly mugged? Yeah.

HYE wished you didn't buy that POS car? I'm never buying domestic again!

Nope! Haven't ever bought a car.

Ever written Fanfic?

Kind of...

Have you ever tried not to be that moron that goes to the doctor because they've got a cold or flu, only to have it settle in badly and make you miserable for two weeks?

Yes I have and succeeded as well.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

No, but I've provided the moonlight for such dances many times.

Have you ever been so angry that you grew a third arm?

No

Have you ever been skiing?

nope, never had the opportunity.

have you ever played battleship with an admiral?

No but that sounds awesome

 Have you ever fallen asleep while on saberforum?

No...but I did fall asleep watching TPLA the other night....it was really late. lol

Have you ever went down Niagara falls in a barrel? lol

Nope.

Have you ever cracked a road with your hoof? I have....

my friend and I left a twenty foot gash in his drive way, we dropped a tree on it.

have you ever watched most of the miyazaki movies in a row with only a bathroom break in between?

No...

Have you ever spent one day watching all six SW movies and the next watching the extended edition of all LOTR movies?

Only the first half (watching all six SW movies in one day).

Have you ever done the updated Ultimate Brony Challenge?

Not sure what it is, so no.

Have you ever stood in a hallway in the middle of the night hoping that someone would wake up so you could scare them?

No, never heard of em.

 Have you ever watched all three extended versions of the LOTR movies? I'll never do that again...

I am the master of the domicile scare...my 18 son's high school friends know they are fair game when they come over...even made one pee himself...he heh heh...when he was getting ready to leave, got in his truck, I was in the back seat (having heard him say he was leaving in a few minutes I went to the back bathroom, ran out the back door, and to his truck...which I had unlocked hours before)...he started the truck and I gave him the RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...he almost released the bomb-bay doors lol...and yes he peed himself, a little...cried and laughed...best scare of his life...that is what I do.

He is only one victim of many.



All three back to back?  And then all the extra bits?

Yes...yes I have.


Have you ever...

...been attacked by a big dog...to the point where you had to defend yourself?

Nope... I spoke his language and big doggie stayed put.

Ever won something at a carnival?

Yeah I pretty much cleaned the air gun section out.

Have you ever bought something you thought was authentic, only to find out it was a knockoff?

Surprisingly not... apparently I'm too cynical to be fooled by most trickery of that sort.

Have you ever put your foot in a shoe that a slug happened to be living in?

Yup.

Have you ever been sick enough (or distracted enough) to stare at Luna's gif for five minutes or more? Yeah, I just totally zoned out trying to figure out where the loop was...

I just have - it's when the hairbrush goes off screen, I think.

Have you ever slid down a flight of stairs on a mattress?

A second or so after the hand/brush drops, watch the bangs reset after the brush falls out of view.


Yes I have...on a crib mattress...it ended badly with an arm getting caught in between the stair rails.

:)

It amazes me how much attention people are paying to my sig ;)

Have you ever fallen asleep listening to your iPod (or other MP3 player) and woken up with incredibly sore ears?

Yes a few times

HYE

eaten more than 8 cupcakes in one sitting?

yes, I ate a dozen left over cupcakes after a failed bakesale.

HYE played the flugelhorn?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gljsVBuokd4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gljsVBuokd4#ws)

No ;)

Have you ever been eaten by a dolphin?

Umm have you? No I haven't

 Have you ever fallen asleep at work

Nope. I have an active job so it would be hard to do that.

Have you ever slept until 2:30PM?

Yep!

Have you ever stayed up until 4 AM and gotten up at 7 AM?

No but I got home from my police ride along at 3 and had to up at 6 to be at work at 7.

Oops... have you even been on a police ride along?

nope.

Have you ever gone out in the middle of the winter without sleeves/coat?

Uh, yeah!

Have you ever been hit by a car?

No, but I have been in a car that got rammed by another car.

Have you ever built a computer?

a few.

have you ever spent an entire week in Williamsburg?

Never been there at all.

Have you ever spent a week in Eureka Ca?

I have no idea where eureka CA is, so no
have you ever had pet rats?

Nay I have not.

Have you ever had your fortune told?

nope

have you ever been the middle car in a three car pile up?
(luckily for me i was in a hilux and got little damage- the people behind wrote off their car on my towball however and ran me into the car in front! and ended up paying for a brand new genuine bullbar and towbar for me! and thats why you have insurance which they didnt)

Nope!

Have you ever walked into a Walmart and accidentally Sharted yourself??

Lmao!!!!!!

Me personally its never happen to me!!!

Nope.

Have you ever eaten a book?

Haha no but I've chewed on one, and my 9month old daughter eats them all the time!

Have your passed a uniform inspection expecting to bomb miserably?

Nope.

Have you ever had someone drop a ceiling on you?

Fortunately, no.

Have you ever spoken with someone famous online?

Yup! A few years ago my brother and I played Halo 3 with Flo Rida...he was really ticked that my brother didn't know who he was.

Have you ever been hit by a car?

a few times.
Have you ever shaved with a straight razor?

Unfortunately not :(

Have you ever had a monkey fall in love with you?

no, fortunately

have you ever had a dream so funny you woke your self up laughing at it?

Yes I have! Hahaha!  what, where am I?  I had the craziest dream... never mind

Have you ever ever shot and reloaded a gun one handed.

I've never reloaded a gun one-handed... I generally have two hooves available, so I prefer to use both.

Have you ever been the famous person that someone talked to online?

nope not that lucky. or famous. my only claim to fame is a few photos for some newsletter and my legs running past the camera at an international hockey tournament  :D

have you ever made a homemade pizza on pita bread or similar bread? (yum yum!)

oh, yes (corn tortilla)

have u ever picked up an injured baby bird out side a supermarket and helped nurse it back to health?

No, there is a lady down the street that is an avian veterinarian specialist. she is fun to talk to.

have you ever made popcorn with bacon grease?

no, but i will try that soon. bacon.

have you ever had a dream with a famous dead person in it.

Oh yeah... George Washington and I went to a strange supermarket in New York and didn't buy anything. In a dream, of course. Yes, this species is too primitive... our time traveling must remain a secret for now....

Have you ever lost The Game?

Nope.

Have you ever tapped into the Speed Force?

damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have not lost the game for 2 years until you posted that!

have you ever forgotten to post a question?

Yes.

Have you ever tapped into the Speed Force? :D

I'll answer that with my next question...

Have you ever had no freaking idea what the previous posters question was referring to?

Nope. Google is great.

Have you ever have-you-evered so hard that you ever-you-had?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Speed+Force (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Speed+Force)

i think he meant about the game. the game is that you do not think of the game. once you have thought of the game, you have lost the game. you can never win the game, your aim is to not lose the game.

have you ever designed yourself a new lightsaber, only to change the design once a day for nearly a year?

Yes! It sucks... I just want to be done with it!

Have you ever been commissioned to work on your Buddy's light saber only to screw it up royally...

no, thank the force.

have you sworn to yourself that you will enter the next ultrasabers raffle, only to not have any money everytime one comes round?

yes.
have you ever invited random people to fight with your ultrasabers?

No, but I am planning an epic battle with some friends when my new ones arrive.

Have you ever Fandango'd?

No.

Have you ever hitched a ride in a railway locomotive?

It was even a steam locomotive.

have you ever been fire then hired by the same people for more?

No

have you ever cried (happy or sad :p) at a wedding?

Nope. I was in my Dress Blues and Marines keep their bearing whenever possible...

Have you ever fed a parrot junk food?

Yep, popcorn FTW!  :D

have you ever told someone you were going to do something bad to them and they laughed it off thinking that you weren't serious, and then actually did it and they have a nervous breakdown from a combination of the shock that you were serious and the devastating nature of the deed you did. and smiled inwardly thinking to yourself "yes, squirm, you filthy insect. feel my wrath."

Uh... *backs away slowly*

Have you ever you have ever ever have do?

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Bantha poodoo. Fnord!

Have you ever been stuck in an unfamiliar city, without money or anyone to call?

yes, It was also in the middle of the apple blossom festival and my sister wasn't in town.

have you ever been invited over by a relative and then been thanked for watching their house while they go away for the weekend in your car?

BAHAHAHAHA.

I mean... err... no.

Have you ever had a dream where you killed someone?

Yup, repeatedly. usually my relatives.

Have you ever ordered a pizza and it was so late that it arrived the next day?

Oh, so I'm not the only one... phew.

***

Thankfully, no :D

Have you ever eaten a whole habanero?

Yep, three in one sitting. (Yes, it was a bet and yes, I won. I went 5 minutes with no food or fluids of any kind and won 15 bucks. :D )

Have you ever repelled commando style (with your stomach towards the ground)?

No but I have repelled commando... (the other commando...) LOL...

I may have asked this already I can't remember...

Have you ever driven a car while holding a large 6 foot snake that was trying to bite you.

Very nice. I had to do the same thing, except I didn't win anything. I just did it because I wanted to show off :D I love spicy food so much.



Nope :o

Have you ever beaten Super Mario Bros. in under six minutes? (I haven't, but some dude holds the world record at 4:58)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcmKPmj9yeE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcmKPmj9yeE#)

I wonder how long that guy practiced... no, I haven't.

Have you ever beaten Dark Souls in under two hours? (Language warning for the vid below, but audio isn't really necessary)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOvMPRWey0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOvMPRWey0#ws)

(If you're wondering - I've never done it ;))

Nope ;D

Have you ever beaten Ghosts 'N Goblins (one of the hardest video games ever made) in under twenty two minutes? Because this guy did...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT--wTts3hE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT--wTts3hE#)

No.

Have you ever played Alley Cat, Tank Wars or Prehistorik?

yes, tank wars

have you ever completely filled up your watch later list on utube?
(the limit is 200)

No, I never use this feature.

Have you ever embark on a long trip on an obviously unreliable, shoddy vehicle? Did it break, and did you manage to fix it on spot?

yes, in a Triumph TR6, I had to replace the head gasket and rebuild the carburetor twice.

have you ever Never?

Never ever.

Have you ever been caught cheating?

Thankfully, no.

Have you ever watched The Wizard?

No.

Have you ever learnt to use more than one melee weapon?

Yes.

Have you ever had a moment where you randomly run into a family member while out on a date with somebody?

Yes, I ran into my uncle, and he gave me a thumbs up.

Have you ever tried to learn two languages at once?

Yes, in school, German and French.

Have you ever successfully ignite a campfire under rain?

Yes, took about an hour though. It was so hard to get materials that could be dried with body heat and/or wasnt touched enough by the rain. Also havea lighter it wasnt creatied using more skilled methods.

Have you ever, accidentally cursed in front of someone you wouldnt have wanted to. And if so..who? A Priest or Nun? Someones Grandmother? Details

I don't have any trouble cursing priests and nuns and telling them where exactly they can stick their religious propaganda. But there was such a situation with a university professor. We were discussing some political science question or other, I think this was about terrorism and counterterrorism. I told my opinion about terrorists and methods of preventing acts of terrorism, and went a little too passionate. I started speaking in mat (the Russian all-F-word dialect) in the middle of a seminar.

Have you ever climbed an old, nonfunctional, run-down ferris wheel?

No, but me and my siblings once used a 17' trampoline as a ferris wheel. I feel from the very top, and it hurt.

Have you ever fallen asleep on the job?

No. Hadn't any real job for longer than a month or month-and-a-half. Sleeping on lectures, on the other hand...

Have you ever drunk cologne?

no!  :o

have you ever had a dream in which you were killed in a violent manner?

Yes. I died three nights in a row, in three separate dreams. The first dream, I was at Prom with the girl I liked, and as I was going up an elevator to the balcony floor where my date was at the time, the elevator broke and proceeded to fall 30 some odd stories. In the second dream, I was with the same girl and we were haiking along a cliff trail. I leaned against a rail, which proceeded to break, and I fell to my death. The third dream, I was on a date with the same girl again, and as I was hailing a cab I tripped, and got ran over. Then I had a fourth dream, and in that one the girl that I had been hanging out with when I died in the other three dreams put a gun to my head and told me that she had murdered me three times already (in the manner that I had died the previous nights). She proceeded to pull the trigger, and I woke up in a cold sweat. Needless to say, I didn't like her very much after that, I considered the dreams to be a bad omen.

Have you ever been playing a video game, and have your significant other pull the plug?

No, I don't have any significant others.

Have you ever worked with MS-DOS?

Yes, when I was 6. It started with the X-Wing MS-DOS game.

:D

Have you ever gone cliff jumping (50ft or more)?

I was playing cards with my mother and grandmother once and was dealt a bad hand and "Holy shell!" comes out of my mouth before i can stop myself. Most embarrassing moment of my life lol.

Not 50 ft, but I did jump around 30ft from a waterfall where we had dug out the bottom only like 5 feet of water..crazy kids.

Have you ever been embarrassed by your Saber hobby, and if not, have you ever been made fun of for it?

nope, I'm the coolest kid on the block  :D

have you ever been punished for something you didn't do?

Yep. Back in middle school, a girl accused me of hitting her, and the teacher immediately chose her side over mine (facepalm). But eventually, she told the teacher that she made it up.

I forgave her, but not the teacher.

Have you ever made a home movie?

Nope, although I'd really like to try eventually.

Have you ever seen an animal that you couldn't identify or explain?

Nope.

Have you ever seen something so horrific that it practically blew your mind and made you want to go blind?

yes, the dreaded "waffle"  :o :'(

have you ever seen a real jousting match

Yes, and good fun it was too.

Have ever been unable to remember what you did the night before because you were too drunk?

nah, I like to stay "drunksionall"

have you ever seen a Quintin Tarenteno movie you didn't like? (saw Django last night)

No, I haven't seen anything by Tarantino.

Have you ever lived in the wilderness for more than 10 days?

Not that long but close.

Have you ever had Old Rasputin stout?  Mmmmmmm... my favorite beer so far

not too big on beer, I prefer more exotic drinks, or just vodka
have you ever been to Disney World Orlando?

with my highschool band

have you ever rebuilt a carburetor you could put both hands in with room to spare?

No, I only worked with little ones, for motorbikes.

Have you ever been sexually assaulted by a trucker?

No, thank God.

Have you ever spent a weekend doing nothing but watching TV?

Yes, apart from a couple of trips to the local shop to stock up on food. Among other things, I watched Terminator 1 & 2 and Bubba Ho-Tep.

Have you ever gone a full 24 hours without sleeping because you were just too caught up in what you were doing?

36 hour gaming marathon FTW!

H Y E had a conversation with someone you couldn't see (besides the phone or interwebz)

The phone or internet kind of takes most of the options other then actually being blind or blindfolded in person etc. Your video game system works off of the interwebz..
I've had a coversation during Pin the tail on the donkey. Also during power-outages and dark places.

Have you ever read the Bane Trilogy. Side question..How many SW books do you own?

I was talking more along the lines of in the next room thru the wall or something like that

Yes, none

have you ever wondered how the talking paintings in Harry Potter work?

No, because I already knew the answer: it's magic, stupid.

Have you ever played Elite?

no

magic is science we don't fully understand (apparating is teleporting, etc.) I just wondered if the painting is the actual person or a clever AI imitating the person, and how accurately would the AI emulate the person in question. a conversation between a painting of Dumbledore and the man himself comes to mind.

have you ever wondered what happened to Master Windu's lightsaber?

*lands on pavement hundreds of feet below*
random Coruscanti "A lightsaber! Sweet!"
*runs off to show friends*

Yes, and thought it was either confiscated from whoever found it within at most 24 hours or surrendered to the authorities freely by an anxious concerned citizen after seeing a Scary Evil Traitorous Jedi newscast. It was also damaged by the fall and did not produce blade.

Have you ever released your neighbor's pig from its pen when you were little?

P.S. And the thing that makes science science is that you cannot use it without knowing what you are doing. Science IS knowledge first, application second. Uneducated (okay, educated in baloney) superstitious bozos believing in hokey-pokey poodoo are not going to create AIs. And I do not recall any IT technologies, or even basic physics taught at Hogwarts. Ergo, magic is different from science and runs on a whole other set of laws, logic and causality.

Logically answered by a true Rusky!  :D

no, but I did once let my grandmother's chickens out, resulting in a rooster killed by one of the dogs, but she is always complains about too many roosters anyway ;)

have you ever gone to the store, brought your items to the counter, the clerk rang them up, and realized you left your wallet at home?

Not just any Russkie, but one that lived during the fall of the Union. The time when Mafiya shootouts happened on the streets, guns were left lying on the ground and no one picked them up, because everyone knew these guns were used for crimes and loaded with false accusations for whoever picks them up.

No outright left wallets, but I did find out that the wallet is too thin and had to cancel one or more of my purchases.

Have you ever ruined a laptop by spilling something on its keyboard?

Not exactly, but I have ruined a keyboard for a desktop computer by spilling coffee on it.

Have you ever seen an ant eat its own head?

no, but that sounds just fascinating...

have you ever been bitten by a dragonfly?
story if you pm me

Nope, certainly haven't.

Have you ever talked someone down when they were ready to kill themselves?

Yes.  Friend of mine from high school.  Few months after I went to USMC boot camp and he finished the act...too many demons chasing him apparently.


Have you ever ate mystery meat (unknown before you ate it) and then found out it was something you were really not all that cool with?

(was offered cajun stew once...afterwards found out it was raccoon...road kill...fresh road kill, but road kill none the less)

Once, in Switzerland, after a 30 hour bus trip. It might have been some sort of fish (and I loathe fish) but it was more important to eat something than to quibble about what it was - besides, my German wasn't up to the task...

Have you ever redlined a car, just to see how fast it could go?

(http://autocade.net/images/7/78/1975_Buick_Apollo.jpg)

Once...when I was full of stupid and self imposed invulnerability, in other words when I was 16yrs old.  In my 1975 Buick Apollo V8 350cu 4-barrel...on a lonely straight road, a 5 mile straight road...at night...after a party (6hrs after the last of 3-4 beers and 3.5hrs of sleep)...in a steady drizzle...(like I said, full of stupid).

Clearly I should have made a few decisions that would have led to better choices prior to hitting 100mph...that weird vibration...that odd smack-crack sound that presented itself when I applied the brakes...the realization that I had no brakes...in the middle of the night...in the rain...with the straight road coming to a rather sudden 90* right or left option looming ever closer.

I went through the right left option at 50-55mph going through the fence and into the corn field...against the rows...so let us say a rough ride.

Lost control...the front end buried into the dirt and corn stalks...I went into the steering wheel and then my forehead met the windshield.

The tow truck driver cut me some slack and bought the car for $300 on the spot and I claimed it taken from the party by a group that went on a joy ride.

All in all not my best moment...but it was the beginning of my staying on the path.



Have you ever taken someone out on a pity date?

(same time period...looking back at my high school adventures, I was not always the nicest or level headed of guys...two pity dates on my call sheet...the Claret twins, actually I took out Rhonda but Rebecca's date bailed on her and they played the switch game after we had a few too many...I knew but did not care an played along, never called them back and I still feel bad about it today......Eveline, yes she called herself Evil Lynn...looking back she was quite the nerd/geek but I was too into being 16yrs old to see it clearly...on the date her Mom and Dad invited themselves to our table and in mid bite of steak her Dad looked at me all serious and asked me when Eveline and I were getting married...I choked on the meat and panicked a bit...the rest of the night was awkward to say the least)

Nope.

Have you ever gone to a restaurant for a date and the girl went with another guy and took your reservation that you paid for ahead of time?

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one hundred and forty, in mini me

Wow that's just depressing. No I haven't sorry to hear that!


Have you ever woken up in a new bugatti?

I've never woken up in any Bugatti. Never sat in one, come to that. Not even sure I've ever seen one in person :(

Have you ever been in a mosh pit?

yes, several, in fact.

have you ever been so full that you could feel the food queing up in your esophogas to get into your stomach? (just had post-birthday lunch with my grandparents)

(for those new to the forum and the game...when you bring up a "Have you ever" it is understood that you have had this situation actually happen...wake up in a Bugatti indeed...keep hip hop outta my peanutbutter!)

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Oh yes, many if not most Thanksgiving dinners!


Have you ever fought with opening a bag or package and end up punching yourself in the face?

 :P

lol too true Rel.

Actually yes I have :(

Have you ever rush down a set of steps only to knock yourself out on the overhang?

On a ship, several times...metal hull... :-[



Ever shot a Light Anti-Tank Weapon at a school bus?

Heh heh heh   :D

Nope. Though I might have plans now... O.o
Ever accidentally knock over a huge display in a store?

Yep! It was the most awkward and embarrassing moment of my life. Well, that last part is debatable.

Have you ever tripped up the stairs?

Yes... More often than I'd like to admit...
Ever walk into a window/siding door?

Yup!

Have you ever prepared a reply to a post only to think twice about it and decide that you don't want to touch the topic with a 10-foot pole?

Oh yes...so many many times.


Have you ever been attacked by a barracuda?

Thankfully not!

Have you ever had a doctor tell you to pick out a casket? Not the best way to say that things don't look good....

Very close...I was getting out of the military, retiring for active duty, had my final physical completed on a Tuesday and got a call on Friday at 1658 (4:58), two minutes before close of business for the weekend...

"This is Dr (whatever...I don't remember the name), several of your tests came back and have alarming results, you must be here Monday morning so we can run a new battery of tests, plan to be admitted to the hospital...it looks like stage 4 cancer of the liver, but we need those tests to be sure"

So here I am getting ready to drive home and talk about our long awaited vacation with the kids...I did not say anything...kept it to myself.

Got to the clinic early, waited for the doctor to arrive, he put his hand on my shoulder, and said...

"There was a mistake at the testing facility, your test results all came back perfect...your sample was mislabeled with an 80yr old man with liver cancer...sorry for the confusion"

Sigh.


Have you ever farted in public and adamantly blamed it on someone else?

 :o

Sure have. My wife slapped me for it, but I still blamed her. Heh
Have ever had a finger almost cut off?

I almost had multiple fingers torn off by broken drive shaft parts.

have you ever caught a baseball at a major league game?

Nope.
Ever have a tooth broken off at the gum line?

lets see, I shattered two teeth, broke off one, and jammed one up into the maxilla. you do not know the meaning of fear until the dental surgeon puts a rack of tools on the tray that look like freaking endmills.

have you ever blown something up?

Hell yes... You do not know true glee until you've blown up a kitchen appliance 8)

In case you're wondering, I was a destructive child ;)

Have you ever blown something up that was not supposed to be blown up? ::)

No.

Have you ever trolled your significant other's mom into thinking that BikeSource sells fish?

Not sure what bike source is but I'm guessing they sell bikes and they don't sell fish.

HYE been crazy afraid of something and faced it and became a stronger person because of it?

Yep. I stared down a spider for a very long time (I was paralyzed with fright) and finally, I just got so angry at it that I smashed it with a tissue and flushed it in the toilet. Arachnophobia ain't got nothing on me!

Have you ever seen a flash mob?

Yep. Well, sorta. Just a few weeks ago, I saw a group of awkward-looking teens trying to... Well, I guess they were attempting to create a flash mob. They were way too focused on filming themselves and trying to look cool to actually do anything cool ::)

Have you ever had four broken fingers at one time, each from a different accident? (My fingers are seemingly made of glass)

No how did that happen?

Have you ever eaten a large ice cream in one sitting?

Very long, very weak fingers (arachnodactyly) :P I forget what all happened exactly, but I was a very clumsy teen at the time.

(http://i1366.photobucket.com/albums/r762/Sword1138/tumblr_mb18t45p0X1r8vrhxo1_500_zps141efc6f.jpg)

(That's not my hand because my nails are kriffed up, but her hands seem to be nearly identical to mine.)



Yes.

Did I regret it?

Not even a little bit ;)

Have you ever jumped off the roof of a house?

Jumped into a snow bank/into a tree/into a pool, been pushed with the intent that I land on a large dirt pile (it hurt like hell), roof caved in (during a rescue after a flood), stepped off while shingling but caught myself at last minute (shingle rash along chest, under arms, elbows, and hands.


Have you ever seen Cirque du Soleil in person, front row, and be used in a skit?

 ;D

Nope. Never seen it.

HYE insulted someone on accident, felt like the worlds biggest jerk, faced them to apologize , and found out you actually didn't offend them?

Nope. More often I offend someone, don't notice, don't understand and wonder why this person is such a whiny runt.

Have you ever miss an important event, like a nationwide convention, because of a serious injury confining you to bed for a month?

Yep. Been out of action for the past 6 months because of a torn ACL with complications to the surgery.


Ever been in a car accident?

Yes. As unprotected squishy meat a pedestrian. That caused the injury that made me miss that Russian convention. The fun part is that I didn't feel any pain because of shock, got up and continued on my daily commute, and only after two hours had to hitch a ride on an ambulance. And even now every once a while lameness strikes back at me.

Have you ever fallen ill far away from home?

Thankfully, no.

Have you ever told your teacher to shut up, in front of the whole class?

No

Have you ever been bit by an animal?

Yes.  A Rottie, a Pit Bull, a Doberman, a Pug, a Beagle, a German Shepherd, a Guinea Pig, a Water Moccasin, a Rattlesnake, a Spider, millions of mosquitos, and a goose.

Have you ever bit the animal back?  The Doberman is my yes.

Yup, followed the old idea that if something bites you, you bite it back...

Anyway, have you ever performed minor surgery on yourself?

yup, still got the scar

have you ever missed lunch?

Like, bazillion of times. I'm a poor hungry uni student.

Have you ever distilled moonshine?

Nope

Have you ever peed in the woods?

Like, gazillion times. Once I even tried to extinguish a campfire with pee (despite being female). I succeeded, but my pants smelled after that.

Have you ever designed a mod or level for a video game?

I've tried (n00b alert!)

 :-\

Have you ever put salt on an already salty food?

Of course. That's how life works.

Have you ever put far too much pepper in a recipe?

yes, someone thought it would be funny to grind up ghost peppers and mix it with my black pepper. the carnage was immense.

have you ever fallen asleep in one state/province and woken in another?

Like, zillion of times. Everytime I travel by train. The last time was no earlier than yesterday.

Have you ever yanked the emergency brake of a train?

Nope.

Have you ever cosplayed in public?

Yeah, this one time I cosplayed as a human and everyone thought it was weird.

It was weird.

Have you ever chewed through plastic packaging?

as in eating and swallowing the plastic packaging, or just attacked it to get it open then spat the plastic out?
yes to the second.

have you ever read the same trilogy of books three times coz you love them so much? (and coz you are bored and you have them on your shelf)

No, but I have done that with the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, etc). I love those books so much, more than any other fantasy novels.

Speaking of which...

Have you ever written an entire full-length novel?

Nope, only short stories.

Have you ever translated a foreign fanfic?

Not three times... probably closer to ten times.

Have you ever burned your nose?

Yes, yes I have haha. It was on a hair straightener. And yes, I am a man.

Have you ever had lucid dreaming?

Yes. However, I did not advance and reinforce the skill.

Have you ever cooked on a campfire for an entire company of hikers?

Hmmm no, though I did try to set fire to a whole swarm of hippies with a campfire   ::)


Have you ever met Stan Lee?


 ;D

Nope I've never met a celebrity.

 Have you ever screwed up, let everyone down, and been SOOOO mad at yourself!

That hasn't happened to me much lately.

Have you ever completely forgotten what you were about to do?

Oh yes. Sometimes in the time it takes me open Word, I'll forget what I wanted to write, or in the time it takes me to walk into a new room I'll forget why I went in there.

Have you ever shot a bow and arrow?

Loads of times...long bow, compound, and crossbow ;)


Have you ever scared an adult so bad they peed themselves?

No, I'm not scary.

Have you ever built an outhouse?

no

Have you ever eaten nothing but candy for lunch?

Sadly, yes. Worst part of working for Walgreens is that there's NEVER anything good to eat for lunch, so ya just grab a candy bar and there ya go...
Have you ever went to get a drink and been out of cups, so you use a bowl instead?

No

Have you ever lost something only to realize you're holding what you were looking for?

While hopped up on flu medicine I was startled by a loud noise on TV and I called my wife (who was in the same room), with my cel phone (in my hand), to ask where my cel phone and glasses (on my face) were   :)



Have you ever hitchhiked and later found out that when the same guy was arrested later that day the police found a person's arm in the truck bed  :)

No. In my country weeks and months can pass between crime and arrest... unless it's a political crime. And I don't have access to TV or internets when I hitch-hike.

Have you ever killed a criminal in self-defense?

No, Holy crap! You have?

Have you ever failed a stupid easy test?

Not that I can think of. Unless you include the first time I ever took my drivers exam. Made a stupid mistake and failed.
Have you ever had a sword/saber break on you in the middle of practicing?

Nope, only the blade unfastening and falling.

Have you ever watched the Holiday Special in its entirety, from beginning to end?

Unless Nightmare Before Christmas counts, no. I can't stand most holidays.
Ever meet a celebrity?

Lots...sat next to them on planes, eat meals with them, spoke to them in length, and have been personal security for the same...from Devo and GWAR to William Shatner and John Carpenter.


Have you have been attacked by a large hammerhead shark?

Nope, I'm too high-latitude a person to ever meet such a fish. They aren't encountered in the grim up north.

Have you ever been traveling with hoboes?

No, have you ever fallen asleep while driving

No. My wife used to, before we got married and she had to drive around London to see me.

When I found out, I made her start leaving earlier.

Have you ever milked a cow?

Nope.

Have you ever wondered who first looked at a cow and thought, "Yeah, I'm totally going to milk that"?

No.

Have you ever recited the Crystal Code mantra when soldering the LED of your saber?

Not when soldering, no. Changing the batteries, yes. :D

Have you ever been skiing?

No
Have you ever locked the keys in your car

No, but then I don't have a car! hehe

Have you ever slept with you saber; and played with it when the lights were off?

No

You sleep with your sabers??! :o

Being scared?

I used to sleep with my guitar, but that was years ago.

Yes, I get scared easily.

Have you ever slept with your pet?

Yes my cats are annoying.

Have you ever fired a rocket?

Laaws

Have you ever driven your friends car several miles, trying all the while to figure out why it sounds funny, only to realize that the reason it sounds funny to you is because it has a panhard 2cyl?

Nope.

Have you ever decoded someone else's Aurebesh Signature?

No, I tried to decode yours but I give up.

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

hehe, fair enough.

Felt an earthquake? Yes.

Have you ever had lightning strike only a few feet from where you were standing?

close as in ten feet? yes, I had my back turned and it gave me something akin to sunburn.

Have you ever slept in a boxcar?

Nay, I prefer locomotives. They are warmer.

Have you ever brewed a coffee so strong that you felt bad after it?

No, I hate coffee.

Have you ever seen someone accidentally stab someone else with a pen?

I saw myself stab someone with a pen...a screwdriver, a set of keys, a pair of needle nose pliers, a rat tail file, a steak knife, a grapefruit spoon, a nail, a fork, a screw, a wine opener, a large splinter of wood, a sliver of metal, and a pickle...and those were the ones who survived.


Have you ever scuba dove beyond your two tank daily limit?

Never scuba dove at all.

Have you ever soldered a LED only to find that the soldering fell off and disconnected ten minutes later?

Yes, a few times... the worst is when you solder a speaker, and the entire conductive pad comes off, thus ruining your speaker.

Have you ever tried to move something with the Force?

Yes, and failed. Powers of a more mental nature showed more promising results, though.

Have you ever watched TCW in chronological order?

Yes! A few times.

Have you ever fired a machine gun at the cyclic rate?

Nope, they do not accept women of my age into the Motherland's army unless it's wartime.

Have you ever made a zip gun when you were teenage?

nope, I made a Chickapee rifle chambered in .38 special though.

have you ever hit someone so hard that you fractured bones in your wrist?
(and yes I hit him correctly.)

No, never fractured wrist bones thank goodness.

Have you ever made a zip line, and then subsequently fallen from breaking said zip line?

Nope, but I've fractured bones in them!

in keeping with that vein,

Have you ever hit someone so hard, that they were unconscious for 30 minutes or more?

I did punch a plug of meat out of a guy once...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6oaEQEwP3dc/UPdMFcIs0aI/AAAAAAAAE68/SLlayOyS9LA/s1600/Kung+Pow+Stomach+Plug.jpg)
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Seriously though, I choked out a guy once (in the Judo gym) to the point that he slumped over and it took salts to get him to come around...was a bit scary until he woke up and puked.


Have you ever met an astronaut?

 ;)

No, but really want to meet an astronaut or, more probably, a cosmonaut, cling to them and keep asking about their experiences in space. Because, you know, SPACE!

Have you ever been in a planetarium?

Yes, and I'm really looking forward to taking my eldest to one in a few weeks time. Space!

Have you ever done a running backflip off a wall (think Donald Connor in Singing in the Rain)?

Yes, but I am so out of practice.

Have you ever knocked someone out unintentionally?

Nope. At least... I don't think so.

Have you ever knocked someone out intentionally?

Yes, a bully who was beating my disabled younger brother up at school. I cornered him, gave him the talking to of his life, and when he came off with an attitude, I hit him so hard he was unconscious for the rest of the lunch break, and found by a teacher when he missed afternoon registration. OK, perhaps I hit him excessively hard, but he darned well deserved it!

OK, have you ever fallen down an open manhole/sewer cover.

Nope.


Have you ever shot on target with a rifle at a range of over 500yrds without a scope?

 ;D

Maybe 200 yards but not 500!

Have you ever made a sandwich with Lobster and prime rib?

Hmmm lobster or prime rib? Yes...but both...interesting.



Have you ever been stuck in a storm drain and it starts to rain?

 ;D

Oh yeah it was the best sandwich ever!

Never been stuck in a Storm drain.

Have you ever made your self salivate thinking about awesome food you made a long time ago?

Having a Pavlov moment are we?

Lol

No on my part.


Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time?

Haha yeah I have.

Have you ever performed a Chinese fire drill?

sure have!

have you ever used the line, "Now you've gotta ask yourself if you can run faster scared than I can angry"?

no, usually I keep the talking to a minimum in that kind of scenario.

have you ever fallen asleep under a car you were working on?

hahaha No but I have felt like I was going to.

Have you ever "fixed" something only to find out its still messed up and you have to fix it for real this time...(my car's breaks)

Several times, unfortunately.

Have you ever broken a toe on a pop (soda) bottle?

No lol I'd like to hear that story!

Have you ever broken your collar bone (playing tag football)

The doctor broke my collar bone the day I was born.

Ever pee somewhere you shouldn't?

(got the doctor back for the collar bone that way and I may have done something to a humvee one time)

Yeah!

Have you ever been so drunk that you could NOT fall asleep?

I didn't even know that could happen :o

Have you ever tried to kiss someone and missed?

Nope, I have good aim.

Have you ever broken a phone out of anger? (I'll be getting a new one today....)

Nope. Our Russian phones are sturdy and can survive any abuse  ;D ;D ;D

Have you ever showed up at a college exam without preparation, hoping to pass on your own erudition?

Yes, and I was successful too. hehe

Have you ever gone somewhere unfamiliar but felt like you knew every inch of the place already?

Only if Manhattan counts.

Have you ever caused a couple to break up without meaning to?

No o_0

Have you ever had a tornado where you live?

Breaking up couples was practically my job in high school. I never did it accidentally, though ;)


Nope.

Have you ever jumped through ice into a body of water?

No, but...
Have you ever fallen into a body of water while wielding a rather large sword? It was dark and I fell into the creek!

I was fighting a friend o mine on a dock and we doth fell in, it was only four feet deep.

have you ever been so angry that you have thrown an arbor press the length of your garage and through the door?

No :o

Have you ever played golf?

Nope.

Have you ever played mini-golf?

I love mini golf!

Have you ever hit a mini golf ball so hard it went out side of the course bounds and into the freeway?

Nope. Mostly play mini golf indoors.
Ever been bitten in the nose by a sugar glider?

No and I'm sad I haven't been.

Have you ever been leaning in for a first kiss and had the person you were about to kiss accidentally activate your lightsaber? (The girl I kissed that night went on to marry me... For some reason.)

No, I usually try to keep the button safely hidden and out of the way until I need it.

Have you ever more than likely taken something completely out of context?

Yes... just now. Twice.

Have you ever driven a Ferrari in Gran Turismo 5?

No.

Have you ever driven a government van the wrong way down a one way street dodging traffic like Jason Bourne?

Sure haven't!

As to the pop bottle/broken toe, my brother and I filled one with sand when we were kids and used it as a football. It was fine using the side of the foot to kick, but when he decided to spike it onto my foot, I broke a toe or two.

Have you ever stepped into what looked like a small puddle, only to sink up to your waist in it?

Not quite to the waist, but up to the knee at least.

Have you ever taken a 10+ year break from something, then come back to it only to find that you aren't even slightly rusty?

No, not ten years. It was eight, 2004-2012.

Have you ever modified rifle cartridges? Added extra gunpowder, cut dum-dum crosses into bullets?

It is completely normal, it happens to most men at some point in their life.  Stress is a common factor, as well as lack of sleep, and in some cases even diet.  If it continues to be an issue then check with a urologist for testing.

:)




Uh no.  All my rounds were shot while in the military and we did not modify our rounds  :)


Have you ever found someone fishing on a pier using live kittens as bait for sharks, confronted the man, have the man take a swing at you, and then you beat him senseless, threw all his rods and tackle into the water, took the remaining kittens, and left him for dead? (not really dead, just beaten and sad)

no, I would have cut his arm open and dumped him off of the pier.

have you ever done something stupid and had to replace your garage door?

Nope...though I have replaced many a garage door from others actions lol   ;D


Have you ever wore a mascot costume for a school or business?

(I wore Sam the Eagle from my high school...funny thing is that it was normally worn by one of the cheerleaders, she had sprained her ankle and the coach asked me to fill in for a couple games...as not many people knew they treated me different...it was funny being a "female cheerleader" by proxy...the faces of the guys who said some nasty things to me when I removed the eagle head...priceless)

No, thank God.

Have you ever seen that some food was about to expire and then tried to eat it all, even when it meant your lunch consisted of nothing but donut holes?

I have not worn a mascot but...

Have you ever been a cheerleader in your high schools powder puff game?

Yes...I wore the mascot outfit lol :)


Have you ever shot or triggered a 200+watt laser?

(I got to play around with a sealed CO2 laser in the optics lab in Cape Canaveral FL)

No
I would pay to see the looks on their faces haha!

have you ever attempted (or succeeded) in making foam cosplay armor?

I had some cut really well, but then life got busy and I abandoned the project. So yes to the attempt.

Have you ever been close to a large explosion?

I was about thirty feet away from ten pounds of nitrated Cellulose when it went up, it knocked me out.

have you ever fallen asleep in a theater and woke up as they were closing?

No, I only go to theaters to see movies I really want to see. Like Star Wars, or LotR/Hobbit. That's a sure way to banish all drowsiness.

Have you ever fixed a motor vehicle with cloth and duck tape? I mean, fixed a real malfunction that can stop a vehicle in its tracks, not cat scratches and dangly mirrors.

Wow, no, I'd love to know what you fixed and how.

Have you ever defended your home while wielding a medieval mace?

No but yes to a shinai...met him climbing in the window, I had heard him trying and walked around the house...cracked him across both backs of his knees...he screamed, jumped out, could not stand, and as he fell to the ground I got two more shots in...across the shoulders and across his right arm.

At that point I realized it was my daughter's boyfriend, my 14yr old daughter's 18yr old boyfriend, the boyfriend we had forbidden to come within 100ft of the house or our daughter after he turned 18 and graduated from high school...that and found him crawling in her window (we switched the kids rooms around so her bedroom window was a 20' drop.

He sat in the dirt, crying, and begging me not to hit him again...I told him that if I ever saw him again, anywhere, I would make a popsicle out of him and he would never sit right again.

The family woke up, daughter was crying, wife wanted to hit him, and the neighbor's came out saying they had seen his bike a handful of times in the yard on the side of the house.

While the wife spoke to the boy in loud tones, I found the bike and returned it to him telling him to leave and never return...I have know idea how his tire stems got cut off.



Have you ever swam with and touched dolphins in the wild?

Wow. What did you do that for?


No

Have you ever overreacted to something?

That was an old, jangling motor scooter I rode from Yurievets, Ivanovo Oblast to Moscow (500 km). After Vladimir, the motor started to gasp and cut off, and I had to stop. I examined it and found that the short rubber hose connecting the air filter with the carburetor had a huge crack. The carburetor was receiving too much air and gave a too poor mix to the cylinder. I tied a piece of cloth around the hose and strengthened it with duck tape. I continued on my way.

"A bad herb is to be uprooted"

Because here in the states it is illegal for a person to enter a household without permission (a dozen times at least), be on their property without permission (a dozen times at least), and the fact that he was a legal adult and she was a minor is also illegal...that and he was dating her behind our backs when she was 13 and he was 17, using his little sister to trick us into the sleepovers between girls and then they spent time together...all the lies stacked up.  Long story short.

To be sure, she got her end of the punishment for the lies also...fortunately she got her life together and is living a happy life with a steady job and about to get married.

He is in prison now.

Sexual assault of a minor...a different 13yr old...someone else daughter.


*****

Have you ever had your wallet/purse stolen?

Not a wallet or purse, but a mobile phone was.

Have you ever had a plastic surgery?

no, but I had bolts put into my mandible and my maxilla for legit medical reasons.

have you ever had to explain to a significant other that using racial slurs was grounds for your separation and you didn't want to see her again after she called a close friend of yours one of those slurs?

No, but I would do that in a heartbeat.

Have you ever fallen out of bed but kept on sleeping?

sure have!

Have you ever dropped a fridge on your foot on purpose?

No, have you?! o_0

Have you fever wondered whether everyone else is insane?

I never wondered, I know this as a hard, cold fact.

Were you ever forced to saberfight with your off hand because of trauma?

Yep

Have you ever had a full on conversation while dead asleep and you only found out about it the next day swearing you had absolutely no idea you had that conversation.

Yes, I also yell in my sleep.

Have you ever almost been shot? (I'm also really glad I didn't get shot the way I almost got shot both times. First time was from a ricochet in boot camp, the second was by Iraqi Police being stupid.)

Nope, although one of my friends was shot in action.

Have you ever had a cat use your head as a bed?

No, but I had a cat pet me on the head while I was volunteering at an animal shelter.

Have you ever been baked into a giant pizza?

No, although I had a nightmare about that when I was wee little.

Have you ever gotten very angry at people because of their apathy?

Yes, I was the trumpet section leader in marching band and there was this one little shell who I wanted to beat with his trumpet.

have you ever fallen off of a loading dock and destroyed your rather nice bass that had been strapped to your back?

Nope.  Never owned a bass.  A trombone, french horn, and a baritone...but no bass...and I never fell off a loading dock with any of them.



Have you ever bottled your own hot sauce for sale to the public?

(I got as far as the nutritional breakdown report and my financial backer past the mortal coil...so my recipe, hot sauce name, and 500 bottles wait for another day)

 :D

No (but now I want to try the hot sauce.)

Have you ever licked someone's elbow? (They can't feel it)