Saber Forum

This could either be disastrous or really fun. I saw it in another forum, and the results were absolutely hilarious. Let's go!

*throws a grand piano at the person that posts below me*

Ow.

*throws a lightsaber*

*dodges*

*lightsaber flies past me, down towards the next person*

Steps to the left...

<looks around>

<stands there looking confused and wonders when your gonna throw something!!!>

L0L :P

::Watches confusion as the lightsaber spins and falls to the ground.::

*Turns and fires a hedge hog launcher.*

*transforms the hedgehog into a giant spider and teleports it down on top of the next poor soul*

*has the worst arachnophobia ever*

*hurls myself at the next person and tries to brush the spider onto them*

*Kills the spider with a blowtorch, and burns the house down.*

*Throws the empty fuel tank at the person below*

*fuel tank bonks me on the head* Darn it, TJ!

*throws a llama and a first-aid kit*

*Gets mauled to death by the Llama, and is sent to the fiery pits of Hell. But not before throwing a spit ball at the person below...*

JERK!!! *takes spit wad and flicks it at the person below*

*dodges* that was rather close

*uses catapult to launch cow at the next person*

I use my lightsaber to cut cow in half now the person below me is doppelgängered with my old dilemma

*Each half of the cow lands on either side of me, but the stringy intestines that bridge the halves cover my whole body.*

*Gets enraged and launches haduken at the person below*

What the-!

*instinctively responds by using Chidori against the haduken, then I launch a Fire Ball Jutsu at the person below*

CRAP! Singed my eyebrows!

*Grabs remote from side table and chucks it at the person below*

*Feels a sudden blunt pain in the crown of his skull* "What in the-"

*Reacts by flipping table over the edge towards the person bellow.*

Ha-ha! Your puny table cannot harm me! I AM THE NIGH- *is hit in the face by the table, then smashes it to splinters with teh magickz* WHAT THE BU- I mean, that was surprisingly painful....

*angrily summons a wereskag and chucks it at the next person*

IT'S MORPHIN'- *gets tackled by the wereskag* Ow... I just knew that would happen eventually. *stares at henshin device* Why have you failed me?!?!?

*chucks it at the next person*

*catches Henshin device and Ebays it* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds) *throws the a few dollars at Hobby and the rest at UltraSabers*
*Pegs 300 lbs Anvil at the next poster* I want that back!

*uses lightsaber to cut the anvil apart*

*throws molten metal down*

*catches molten metal in a mold*
*molds sword blank*
*forges blank into katana*
*throws katana*

*was too busy watching you*
*gets stabbed through the heart*
*comes back from the dead*
*rips off my zombified arm and hurls it at the next person*

*steels cure from I am legend dude, Heals Hobby, brainwashes her into a super soldier, and arms her with an AK-74 assault rifle with a tanto style bayonet ans a bandolier of thermal detonators*
being an evil genius has its benefits, Muahahahahahahahahaha hack cough weeze.
*unleashes the new six billion dollar IronHobby 9001 super soldier on the next poster*

Uhh, Hobbit is a guy.

*grabs a YVH droid, kills Hobbie, and throws his body parts down*

*is hit by TBK bits*

*generously pours me-scented cologne on the person below*

*cologne lands in eyes*
AAARRRRGGGHHH can't see!!!!
*blindly flails around and knocks laptop off the table towards the person below*

*is revived by the next person, and is put in his place*
*gets hit by laptop*
*throws it at the next person*

*vaporizes laptop with phaser*

*throws rabid zombie gerbil at the next person*

Hey you are going to pay for that laptop!
*is attacked by zombie gerbil*
*is bitten and becomes zombie*
Brains!
*jumps on person below, attempting to acquire brains*

Ha! you're out of luck! I just sold my last one! What? OH NONONONONONOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! HOLY FLYING SPAGH...GURGLE!
*becomes zombified  and starts dancing to thriller, then falls on the next poster*

Go home, Frizzen! You're drunk!

*tosses Frizzen in disgust*

*Frizzen lands on top of a conveniently placed skateboard, then rolls down a conveniently placed hill, and ends up crashing into the next person, who happens to be standing right at the bottom of said hill*

I'm knocked unconscious by said zombie board and crash to the ground. As I fall my colt goes off firing threw my foot because I had it on a loaded chamber.

(After receiving the cure and being de-zombified)
*takes bullet to the face*
*Is somehow not injured*
HA! I blocked that with my face!
*Drops chess set on the next unsuspecting person*

*Gets hit by a chess set and falls of the couch, Ron-Weasley-giant-chess-game style*
*Throws the couch at the next person*

*Sees couch coming. Stares blankly, not understanding why a couch is coming. Thinks that I should move. Moves, but has the couch land on my foot. Picks up my size 14 and throws it in anger at the next person.*

HEY, don't take your anger out on me!
*stomps over to Ben, picks him up, and throws him at the next person* ;D

*Deer in the headlights look* Blarg? (I am a zombie now, remember?) *Ben hits me and we tumble through the air anime style and hit the next person*

*I've just recovered from my fall off the couch when Ben and FrizzenFlyer give me an offer I can't refuse to join the human tumbleweed club*

*I slice off their heads with a lightsaber and throw them to the next person*

Hmmm... *collects bodies for experimentation and empties a box of nails onto the poor soul below*

*becomes human pin cushion*
*picks up box of grenades, pulls one pin and tosses whole box down the line*
"have fun, sucker!"

*somehow escapes from Luna*
GRENADES!
*throws himself onto box of grenades and is blasted into orbit*
ow...oh, hi Luna. um, fancy seeing you up...here...
*rains shower of grenade shrapnel upon the next person*

AARGH!

*grabs Frizzen and throws him at the next person*

So... lonely... out here....


*telekinetically tosses Frizzen aside* Ha-ha! You commoners cannot even scratch my glorious coat or my spectacular plastic mane!

*finds a random idiot on Facebook and throws it at the person below*

*grabs his computer and throws it to the next person*

Gets hit with a computer. Rage mode activated. Starts levitating in the air and throws a skyscraper at the unfortunate fellow below.

throws tube of anti matter toothpaste at building. building is annialated.
throws chimera hedgehog grenade at next person.

What in the name of....FECK!
*Dives to the ground on top of the next poster.*

"get off! FUS DO RA!"
Frizzen falls upon next guy/gal

FRIZZEN! Cut it out! ;D

*throws a water bottle to the next person*

**jumps and catches the bottle, lands, and drinks it**  hmm, thats some high quality H2o...

>.>........       <.<..........

*pulls out a grenade that say "pick me up" on it, pulls pin, drops, then pulls out ... the CAT LAUNCHER*

yea, cats for everyone....*thung*...*thung*...*thung*

who wants some.. MWAHAHAHAHAHA...>.>.... Paul??.. PAUL!!!!   where's Paul?!

oh God! Paul, get off!

*blindly tosses bladed boomerang at next poster*

*catches boomerang*
What have I told you about throwing things inside the house?! Take it outside!
*throws Boomerang out the door at the next poster*

CRI-

*gets hit with boomerang*

-KEY...

Ow.

*takes boomerang and tosses it at the next person*

*Watches it return to Hobbie, then grabs him and throws him at the next person*

*walking unsuspecting of the incomming human body flailing wildly in the air at high speeds.. and then .. just before impact!!!!!.......*

0.o..ooooh!!!!  piece of condy **bends over to pick it up**  ... woosh!!  hobbi goes flying past!

Genkaku, noooooooooooooooooo!

*flies past him*

*Genkaku turns around* "Huh, thought I heard something," he says. *He then shrugs and walks away*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

*flies straight into the next person*

"come on Paul! guahh!" *Paul runs away.*
*hit by hobbit*
"screw this!"
*tosses deactivated saber staff at next person*

*Catches staff*
Finally we will reveal ourselves
*Turns on staff as Duel of Fates begins to play*
Awesome! So Awesome!
*slips on a banana peel and drops Saber staff on the next poster*

*hilt hits head*
"What? get out of here!"
*turns on and tosses at next poster*
"I can't stand white blades!"

*gets her arm cut off*

Ouch!

*arm falls on next person*

*Feels the lifeless hand grip his hair and hang*

OH GOD!

*Accidentally rips all of his hair out trying to remove the hand*
*hair sprinkles down onto the next person followed by the arm*

*Hair rains down on me, and an arm lands in my lap*

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Runs around in circles before finally tossing the arm down to the next person*

*plop*.... huh?/.......  picks up arm*.. FREAK'N SHWEET!  a back scratcher!


Tosses the sith mask that he was previously using on to the next person*

nice mask. beats this old thing
*tosses jellyfish at next person

Gets hit and stung by jellyfish "Mother-f*****!" kills jellyfish and throws UNSC HAVOK mine at the next person in anger.

*TAKES OFF SUNGLASSES*
MOTHER OF.....
*cue black screen that says censored for your protection*
*my sunglasses are blasted in the direction of the next poster*

*After having been completely destroyed a long time ago, I return like a phoenix, grab the sunglasses, and put them on my face*
"Sweet."

*Picks up a pebble and throws it at the next person for kicks and giggles*

kicks pebble, shoe flies at next person

*grabs shoe*

I'll give it back if you get my arm back.

*throws money at next person*

grabs money
runs over to Genkaku to buy arm back, trades arm for shoe.
faints and falls on next one to post

*catches Deceptae, grabs arm and money*

*screws arm back on*

*tests arm by throwing a baseball at the next person*

*catches baseball in mouth*
Thith bafebah taft funny.
*spits it out at the next poster*

*is walking down the street, reading a newspaper*
*looks up to see a baseball flying at me with a trail of spit clinging to it*
*casually steps to the side, and lets the baseball cruise over to the next person*

Cuts ball in half with lightsaber.
"nice arm"
flaming halves fly at next one down the line

*is hit in the side by the baseball*

How childish.

*throws Ornstein and Smaugh at the next person* Have fun!

*Orns Spear peirces my shoulder and Smaughs hammer smashes my pinky toe!"

haha

*Throws Cortosis directly at their newly crafted lightsaber!*

spins lightsaber out of the way and shoots Force Lightning at next person

Bloody hell!? *Twitches*
*Throws a cactus at the next person* Hot potato!

Ooh, a penny!

*ducks down*

*cactus flies over me towards the next person*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! POKEY THINGS IN MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Throws bumper at the next person*

*Force pushes the bumper out of the way and sends if flying down at the next person*

slices bumper into scrap, decapitates random passerby, stuffs thermal detonator into mouth, tosses head down the line.

Why am I having a Battle Royal flashback...? Oh for the love of... *Dives behind a large boulder* Oh yeah!?
*Picks up a tarantula and throws it down at the next person*

uses Sith Alchemy to give spider some dragonfly wings, unleashes on next person

Aww! A spiderfly! How cute! :D

*it lays eggs*

*throws baby spiderflies to the next person*

*catches baby spiderflies and brings them back to the lab*

*throws monstrous, radioactive, very hungry spiderflies at the next person*

*runs and hides under the nearest rock as monstrous radioactive very hungry spiderflies zoom around everywhere*
*cautiously peeps out from under said rock to make sure its safe, and quickly throws lunas hairbrush at the next person before hiding again*

*is casually walking by, and catches the hairbrush without looking*
*tosses it back at B1ondeange1 when she peeps out again, still not bothering to look*
*continues on my merry way and slips on a banana peel*

I hate you too Karma.

*Catches THOD and throws him at the next person down*

*catches THOD* Remember when you were Kashi?

*lights THOD on fire and throws him down*

Yeah, I also remember when I was... *collides with a bunch of teddy bears*

*hits the next person*

"ow!"
*spiderflies hear me and fly after me, i jump off of a building onto next person*

Get off me!

*tosses Deceptae at next person*

Noooo!!!! *Hides in the sewer to avoid Deceptae. Finds a broken canister of ooze while in the sewer and throws it at the next peson*

Mine!

*drinks the ooze and become even more powerful*

*regurgitates acid onto the next person*

*screams horribly*
Muaharhar from now on i will call myself *drums* !!! Noface !!! and be a villain instead!

As my first act of villainous activity i throw this telephone with your all time adversary on line upon you!

Hey Mr. Schmidt, how ya doin'?

*doesn't answer me*

*I throw my acting dreams away and they land on the next person*

*gets hit with Rogue's acting dreams*

YAY!! ACTING DREAMS!!!!

*goes to audition for the next Star Wars movie, and they kick me out*

*I land on top of the next person*

The tables have turned! Now YOU are falling on ME!!!
*pats dust off of hobbies jacket... then throws him Judo style back into the studio and into the next poster*
Go and Get 'em Hobbie!

does a double front flip over Hobbie, impresses judges.

Judge: "you got the part"

Me: "yeah!"

gets excited and tosses table at next poster.

*slowly gets up*

I'm okay! No need to wor-

*tables hits me*

*faints*

*revives Hobbie*

*throws cheeseburger at person below*

I can has cheeseburger? Eww, cheeseburger to the face!
picks up the remains of the bun and throws it at the next person

Ha! 5-second rule! *eats burger and throws random fork at next person*

* fork to eyeball*

GOD DANGIT!!!

*throws ruined eyeball at next poster*

You gonna eat that? No? Ok. *eats eyeball* Wait... OMG EWW! The hell did I just do?! *spits it out at next poster*

ewww! *sidesteps out of the way, then kicks the remains of the eyeball at the person below*

*shudders*...yuck, eyeballs!

*Empties entire PM box onto head of next poster* (contains 2,779 PMs)

And I thought I was doing well at 22 PMs!
*is crushed by the weight of all the PMs. Only an arm is left sticking it, which blindly feels around, and finds a small pet rock to throw down rather clumsily at the next person*

*is hit on the head and dies.  falls on top of the next poster*

Grabs the Eyeball and the deadbody for an Frankensteinstyle experiment...

*lighningburst from the experiment aims at the next poster*

*bolt of lightning hits me*

*dies*

*dead body topples onto next poster*

*force leaps out of the way*

*turns Rogue into a zombie*

*grabs her arm and flings her onto the next person*

Not this again!
*removes rogues head with my saber and sends rogue off to Luna for revitalization*
that went well
*tosses lit saber at next poster*

*catches it like a boss*

*turns it off and throws hilt at next person*

*pockets the saber*

*pulls the guts out of a US hilt, places a lit stick of tnt into it, then casually drops it for the next poster*

*picking up the saberhilt* YAY a Lightsaber!!! *swing* *swing* *swing*  *BOOOOOOOOM !!!!*

*appearing as a force ghost and !throw! a ewok party for the next poster* ^^

woohoo!!! a party with short furry bear like creatures playing weird music!
throws a handful on confetti at the next person

YEAH! WHAT DID I WIN? DID I WIN THIS GAME? DID I??? NO? AH!

*throws out his hip -- popotamus herd*

*Picks up hip*
What...?
*accidentally triggers mechanism that drops a hundred foot long ten foot wide Tungsten rod onto the next person from the modified Starwars II orbital bombardment platform*
...oops.

Phasewalks the hell of there!
throws a chicken nugget at the next person

*catches it in my mouth*

*eats it*

Hmm... tasty.

*throws a soggy french fry at the next person*

Catches it... finds out it wasn't soggy due to vinegar saturation...  :P

Tosses a spent bag of brewing grains at the next person.

*sweeps them under the carpet*

*opens a bottle of Blairs Ultra Death Sauce, and slowly pours it all down towards the next poster*

I've eaten sauce that hot before. *dodges most of the sauce, but catches some to save for later*

*dumps a bucket of boiling oil on the next person*

Is that the hot sauce that's sealed with the blue wax on the lid...

AAAAAAAAGH! OIL!!!


Throws skin graft bandages at the person below.

one lands on my arm eew eerockk did you have to?!

flicks it off onto the person below

Hehe, sorry. Tosses bandages in the Biohazard bin.

Applies aloe to the new skin, and tosses the aloe moisturizer to the next person.

*catches and pockets the aloe* thanks, ill keep this for in case I get sunburnt!

looks around, sees and pegs an old broken xbox controller at the next person

*fixes it*

*plays games all day*

*throws empty chip bag at the next person*

Grabbing the Chip Bag and doing the Pringle song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-gc3WVBVY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-gc3WVBVY#) ^^

Than throw´s the rediculous hood at the next poster

*Lights ridiculous hood on fire.*

*Throws the band Kansas at the person below.*

SWEET!!!

I mean, wait...

NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO-

*splat*

Ow.

*throws a random banjo at the next person*

*catches it*

*throws banjo at nest person's knee*

*Falls face first.* GAH! Son of a Sarlacc's... I just got this knee fixed! *Picks up the broken pieces of the banjo and tosses it over his shoulder at the next person*

*catches chunks, makes toothpicks, throws fast at next person for acupuncture pain*