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If you've been around teenagers for any length of time, you know how this game works: one person asks 'what would you rather do between two options?' and the next person answers and asks another one, etc.

Would you rather not be able to speak or be able to speak but no one would listen to you?

Not be able to speak and by speak I assume you mean, vocally.

I can learn sign language.


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Would you rather not be able to see at all or only able to see the bad qualities in people?

I'd rather not see at all. Seeing only the bad qualities in people can easily drive a man insane. Besides, sometimes the good outweighs the bad; but I wouldn't know if I could only see the bad.

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Would you rather experience the pain of others and be compelled to stop the pain, no matter the cost, or feel the pain but be able to ignore it?

Eragon reference, niiice. :D

I'd rather feel compelled to stop their pain. A Jedi's life is sacrifice, after all. :)

Would you rather watch the Twilight movie or a really cheesy Syfy movie?

Really cheesy Syfy movie. Those fail in an entertaining way. Twilight takes itself too seriously. I think by this point it should realize how horrible it is and lighten up a bit ;)

Would you rather be banished to the moon for 1,000 years (assumung you can live that long) or remain on earth, but be hated by everyone for the time leading up to and during the 1,000 years you would otherwise have spent on the moon?

I'll take banishment.

Would you rather never see a Star Wars movie ever again for the rest of your life, or never be able to own an Ultrasaber?

Point for noticing that ;)


I would rather not see an SW movie for the rest of my life. Movies don't get watched that often, but Ultrasabers can be played with every day.

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Would you rather give up your Saber Forum profile, or not give it up, and be forced to post inappropriate content all the time?

I would give it up. I could still read almost everything, I just wouldn't be able to post. It's not like I've never left a forum before, although it would still be saddening.

Would you rather amputate your own arm or your own leg (pick whichever side you want, but no painkillers and you have to use a hand saw)?

Good point. Though it would suck to not have you  :'(

I would rather amputate my arm. Prosthetic legs look horrible, but a prosthetic arm would make punching very effective and remind me of Anakin and Luke ;)

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Would you rather drop out of school in hopes of becoming a well-known actor or musician, or stay in school but never be able to become a well-known actor or musician?

Stay in school, I would still have my intended career path open to me.

Would you rather have Force powers in real life, or live in the Star Wars galaxy without them?

Live in the SW universe without them! You would just become a circus performer if you had Force powers here.

Would you rather:

Have nearly unlimited Force powers and be immortal but remain in a giant prison for eternity, or have no Force abilities and be mortal, but still be imprisoned in a jail cell for your entire life?

(Point if you get the semi-obvious reference)

Exar Kun? No thanks, I'll take the eventual out through mortality.

Would you rather make minimum wage doing the job of your dreams, or make a 6 figure salary doing the worst job you can possibly imagine ( and you can't ever do the thing you love, even as a hobby).

Definitely minimum wage doing the job of my dreams. The good outweighs the bad, and besides, I don't spend frivolously.

Would you rather be forced to eat pizza for every meal of every day for the rest of your life, or never be allowed to eat pizza again?

Never eat pizza. I could still eat cake, couldn't I? ;)

Would you rather have thumbtacks in your chair or shoes?

Nope, not Exar Kun. The Ones (just a little bit more powerful ;)).

Chair. I'm on my feet more often than I'm sitting.

Would you rather lose your sense of sight or your sense of touch?

Touch, I could still read the forums. :)

Would you rather swim in sewage or a lakeful of crocodiles?

I would rather swim in sewage... while wearing a fully-sealed bio hazard suit.

Would you rather have the power of mind-control or time-control?

Mind control, time control is overrated.

Would you rather be broke the rest of your like or have a million dollars but everything you spend it on breaks or gets lost?

I would rather be broke for the rest of my life.

Would you rather become a martial arts grand master overnight or be a mere student that actually has to train and earn the rank?

Mere student that has to train.

Would you rather drown or die of smoke inhalation?

Drown. I hate smoke.

Would you rather eat hideously burned French fires or horribly undercooked French fries?

Undercooked, still taste like fries.

Would you rather not eat for a week or only eat foods that you absolutely hate?

Eat foods that I absolutely hate. No one can survive going through a whole week without eating, especially not in this weather.

Would you rather be bald or have long hair that can never be cut short?

It actually takes about 3 weeks to die of starvation, fyi.

Hair that can never be cut short

Would you rather never see your favorite movie again or see it and not like it?

Still, 1 week is still torture for us Americans.

I'd rather not see the movie again.

Would you rather die and be remembered as a hero for something you didn't do or die as an obscure figure who actually did save the day?

That's tough for me - my narcissism says the former and my logic says the latter. I'll go with the latter.

Would you rather be stranded in the arctic or the Sahara Desert?

Sahara, I hate coldness much more than extreme heat.

Would you rather run a marathon every day for a week or cross the Gulf of Mexico from Florida to Texas in a rowboat?

Rowboat, at least I'd have currents.

Would you rather be lost in the woods or adrift in the ocean?

I would rather be adrift in the ocean. The woods would be too creepy at night.

Would you rather attempt to escape from prison with a pompous cheerleader, a street-smart thug, and a dumb bodybuilder or stay in prison for the rest of your life?

Escape; it would be very interesting to watch :D

Would you rather not play SWTOR the rest of your life or Mass Effect?

Definitely SWTOR. I haven't played it, but MMORPG's aren't my thing, and I don't even have a decent gaming computer.

Would you rather fight to the death to save the ones you love or try and work out a diplomatic solution that has a 98% chance to fail?

I would fight to the death to save the ones I love.


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You win a small tax free lottery, would you rather...

get $25 each day at noon for the rest of your life or get $35,000 once?

I would rather get it all at once. I'm not the kind of person that would spend it all in one go, though I would be slightly tempted to.

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Would you rather save the life of a person you despise or leave him/her to die a cruel fate?

Save them. It's not in my nature to leave someone to die.

Would you rather eat 1 ant every day of your life or eat 365 ants once per year for the rest of your life?

That is a really good question. I would eat 365 ants once per year for the rest of my life; that way I can just get it over with.

Would you rather become a soldier or become a scholar?

Scholar. =) I want to learn everything there is. Sounds dumb, but I love learning.

Would you rather eat your favorite food every day for the rest of your life and nothing else, or listen to your favorite song every day for the rest of your life and nothing else?

Nah, not dumb at all. I love learning as well.

I would rather listen to my favorite song. Both of those things would get extremely old eventually, but it'll take much longer with music.

Would you rather go back in time to fix past mistakes or go into the future and be stuck there?

oooh... That's a toughie. I'd have to say going to the future... just cos I'd be too scared of the butterfly effect.

Good choice.

You should start a new one by the way :D

SILENCE.

Kill an animal every day for the rest of your life or kill one human once.

Kill one human once. Killing animals is way too cruel.

If you could choose only one martial art to train in for the rest of your life, would you train in Muay Thai or Eskrima?

Easy for me...favorite food...I can take the food and make slight variations without being something else...the music would get old so quickly.




Hmmm which mistakes?  My mistakes?....something to think about...I would go back and make the arrangements to meet my second wife first, when we were in High School...being soul mates we would have that much more time together.

But if that was not an option I would go to the future.



Kill an animal every die, and eat it...a fish...I like fish, with garlic and butter.



Hmm I have already studied both...but I would say Muay Thai.


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You are cursed causing a permanent change, would you rather...

Die right now or become an animalistic monster (vampire, werewolf, fishman, etc.)?

(monster 24/7/365...not sparkly, not huggable, etc.)

Depends on the variety of vampire. Give me an author or screenwriter who gives the most accurate impression.

Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?

I would rather be invisible... so many possibilities.

Would you rather be ugly but extremely intelligent or be beautiful but really stupid?

When I hear vampire, I think of the Lost Tapes version. If you haven't seen that, I say go with Nosferatu. There should be nothing beneficial about being a vampire.


Great. That question is tailor-made to divide me :D Right now, I'd have to say intelligent yet ugly. It really depends on my mood. Some days my vanity would determine the answer, other days (including today) my obsession with knowledge would.

Would you rather die painlessly and peacefully or painfully in battle?

Animalistic...not a human with a thirst for blood, not pretty and sexy, no humanity at all...a monster...every day you will act like a monster...no sparkles, no angst, no goth, etc...monster...smell a human, chase them down and kill/eat them...see a human, chase them down and kill/eat them...hear a human, chase them down and kill/eat them.

:)

Painfully in battle; I would die fighting for what I believe in.

Dying? Depends on the day.

Monster? Nah. I'd rather just die. Although Stephen King vamps are delightful.

Would you rather only be able to read books of one genre or drink one kind of liquid?

That's easy for me. Read books of one genre. Horror is pretty much all I read anyway. I read SW books, of course, but it's not as if I couldn't get all the information from Wookieepedia.

Would you rather lose a toe or a finger? (It might seem easy, but losing a toe will throw off your balance pretty badly.)

Rather lose a toe. I couldn't play violin if I was missing a finger. Also it would throw off my ring placement and my typing skillzz.... =/

Would you rather... only wear one kind of perfume/cologne for the rest of your life or have friends that smelled bad?

Fly...without a doubt.

Would you rather get $1 million dollars or give $100 million dollars in your name to a charity?

Ooh. Ouch... Ummm... Gods... >,,< My morals are conflicting here... Crap. Depends on the charity. Also depends how I get the million dollars.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

No part of the monster would be delightful lol.

I would choose pure clean water.

Of course the genre could be comic books lol.

I would choose a toe...my little toe.

Dyou have a would you rather?

Would you rather be blunt to the point of rudeness or helpful to the point it's irritating?

Easy one cologne...Catalyst.

:)

Irritatingly helpful...lol
 
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POST A WOULD YOU RATHER, REL. O___O Before I come up with a new nickname for you. lol.

Would you rather have a really irritating nickname or be continually given new ones?

Tax free either way, charity of your choice...and no, you do not count as a charity...an established charity that exists today right now.

Deaf without a doubt.

I was being courteous and answering the ones that kept popping up as I tried to add another  :)


Would you rather eliminate violent crime worldwide or disease worldwide?

=P I'm just impatient and rude. Sorry.

Disease. More people die from that. i.e. AIDS.

Would you rather be irritating or perpetually quiet?

Roughly close to 2 million people die from violent crime and 25 million people die from disease worldwide (really rough numbers)...60 million die each year, so saving all those people would cause more issues of space lol...I would go with violent crime...making it a nicer place to live :)

I would choose quiet.


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In an effort to prevent overpopulation, would you rather push a big red button and reduce the world's population at random 1:5 or cause worldwide random sterility 1:2?

Ooh. I'd rather go with the sterile option... that way nobody dies...

Would you rather have a brain that could remember everything (including stupid little things) but couldn't recognize faces, or be able to recognize faces but have terrible memorization/learning skillz?

Hmmm that is the same area of the brain...but if I had to pick, no faces...I would write all the details down and use that instead  :-\

Would you rather be a logical genius and have very limited creative processes or be a creative genius and have very limited logical processes?

Definitely creative genius. I might end up a fool, but at least I'll be an artistic fool :D

Would you rather be on the run for something you didn't do or be safe even though you're a mass murderer?

Safe mass murderer...of drug dealers, rapists, etc...a Punisher  :)


You hold the coin of fate, would you rather...

heads, all O blood types worldwide are turned into Labyrinth/Froud Goblins

or

tails, all O blood types worldwide are turned into LotR Hobbits

Tails, I'd rather be a hobbit.

Would you rather be a banana or jelly?

Jelly. Trollestia wouldn't eat me.

Would you rather be very frightened or very angry all the time (for no reason)?

Very angry. Being frightened all the time would suck. Being angry all the time would also suck, but at least I won't be intimidated by anything.

Would you rather read the same book every day for the rest of your life or never be able to read again?

Same book...I could always write other books and read by proxy.


Would you rather create one significant piece of art (sculpture, painting, etc.) and then nothing else or create many insignificant pieces throughout your life?

Insignificant. =) More stuff, more fun.

Would you rather sneeze all the time but not ever cough or vise-verse?

Sneeze...coughing is a harsh exercise on the throat  :(


Would you rather...

be able to instantly teleport yourself and 10 lbs anywhere in the world once per hour

or

be able to stop time for up to 1 hour per 24hrs

Teleport, I think. Though I have expressed my desire for there to be 28 hours in a day before.

Would you rather be stuck in your favorite book, with any powers you choose, or have characters from your favorite book come to real life? Both are irreversable.

Stuck in favorite book, less disasters that way :D

Would you rather eat chocolate 3 meals a day or never eat chocolate again?

Never eat chocolate again. I'm not a super huge fan of it anyhow. *shrug*

Would you rather eat popcorn every night or ice cream every night?

Hmmm it is assumed that this could be a bite rather than eat til you pass out...so I will go with ice cream   :-\


Would you rather spend one year in a maximum security prison or one year in a coma?

Oooh... Umm... Coma. At least it's an interesting story... Jail might bar you from jobs. Plus you get the pity vote from everyone.

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? =P Any variety you like.

Werewolf...run the wilds of Alaska and Canada :)


Would you rather win an Olympic Gold medal or win the Nobel Peace prize?

Errrr.... Peace prize. You go places and do speeches and stuff. Plus you've improved the world. =)

Would you rather go to sleep every night at exactly 9 or wake up every morning at 5?

Every morning at 5am...back in the military again lol :)


Would you rather...

get punched really hard in the nose

or

fall hard on your tail bone

Nose. Been there, done that. I don't think it's possible for me to get a bloody nose/break it. I just sneeze a lot when I get hit in the face lol. Although my karate school now requires face cages when sparring. T__T Stupid concussion laws... I hate face cages. I'd rather get punched in the face.

Would you rather get punched in the face or in the solar plexus?

Solar P...had both done many times...and I promise you can have your nose broken...had mine at a 45* angle once...sucked like a Hoover.


Would you rather...

share a mystery meat dinner with known cannibal natives

or

share a long pig meal with known cannibal natives

Pig meal? I guess.

Would you rather be bigfoot or the loch Ness monster.

Definitely the Loch Ness monster. I could just eat Bigfoot.

Would you rather be punched in the solar plexus once every day for the rest of your life or be punched in the face five times in a row once every year?

Never eat chocolate again. I like chocolate, but I'd die if I had to have it that much.

Would you rather run (semi) naked through a car wash (no hot wax since that may or may not kill you) or do a polar bear dive (semi) naked? (Semi)naked = fairly revealing bathing suit.

Car wash. That's quick and moderately painless. The Polar bear dive involves getting out of the pool after you've gone in...


Would you rather be a Spartan or a Samurai?

Spartan. Definetly. Did they do a Deadliest Warrior between those two?

Would you rather have to be completely naked the rest of your life of bundled up in arctic gear your whole life in your current location, you can't move away. And you can't cover up with a blanket.

Wow, either one would suck, but I'll have to go with being naked, it gets pretty hot here in the summer.

Swimming with sharks or Portuguese man-o-war?

Sharks. definately the sharks.

Watch MLP for the rest of you life or Spongebob for the rest of your life? (Note: Whichever one you pick is the only show that you will ever watch again....ever)

Ummmm.... should I bother to answer that one? ;) MLP, of course!

Would you rather be frozen in carbonite for a year or be in a normal coma for a year?

Carbonite... I can deal with the hibernation sickness but avoid the muscle atrophy.

Freighter or starfighter - if they existed?

Starfighter.

Would you rather watch Super Sentai for rest of your life, or would you rather watch MLP for the rest of your life? Same deal as Tas's.

MLP

Would you rather not watch or see anything MLP ever again or the only thing you could see was Cupcakes?

I'd forego MLP... Not sure if I could stare at cupcakes for that long.

Here's a tough one: MLP or Star Wars?

Star Wars. I don't care for MLP too much anymore.

Would you rather die, gain a 100% accurate vision of the future, and be brought back to life with only 3 days to live, or would you rather just gain a 100% accurate vision, die after 3 days, and never come back?

Confused by the question... I think I'd go with number one... You at least know what not to look forward to when you die.

Would you rather spend a day with Tas or with Kashi? ;D

Wow, you really missed the point there. Ask Luna about Cupcakes, I haven't read it. :P


Not answering this ;)

Would you rather answer that question or have everybody mad at you?

Yeah.... I think I'm done answering questions about Cupcakes and clopfic :P

Anyway! The question:



I would rather answer that question, seeing as Tas is my sidekick ;D

Would you rather be in a permanent state of unbearable agony until your death or die painfully but quickly?

YES! Sidekick!

Painfully but quickly.

Would you rather die on the field of battle, or from cancer?

Battle

Would you rather fight possibly to the point of death every day for the rest of your life to protect your loved ones, or have them do the same for you?

I would fight for them


Would you rather eat me as a Jelly filled donut, or Rogue as a Banana?

Rogue as a banana. Bananas are so much tastier than jelly-filled donuts. Bleh.

Would you rather eat me as a pizza, or Luna as a hot dog?

I like pizza better.

Would you rather have the only thing you could hear be car alarms or babys crying?

Oh god......Car Alarms....

Nuke Los Angeles or nuke New York?

Definitely New York. My sister lives in L.A.

Nuke Equestria or Japan?

Japan. I'm not destroying my home.

Would you rather wear a 50-pound suit of armor at all times or never leave your house?

Siute of armour

On a daily  basis have to fight giant spiders or giant crabs (not huge like Shelob, but big like a dog)

Crabs, spiders freak me out

Would you rather play a game set in the Avatar universe or the Inheritance Cycle universe?

Which Avatar?

Inheritance cycle. Both Avatars pale in comparison.

Would you rather destroy an entire planet and everyone on it or destroy everyone on the planet and leave the planet itself alone?

Destroy everyone on it, but leave the planet.

Would you rather live in the Halo Universe or the StarCraft Universe?

Starcraft I played brood war for like 6 years!

Have powers to control the weather or  geology

Weather, it's more awesome. ;D

Would you rather be homeless or blind?

Weather. I'D GET TO HAVE FUN WITH LIGHTNING!

Would you rather be Glados or a portal gun?

And I'd rather be blind.

I would rather be Glados, so I can insult people all day.

Would you rather live in the Duke Nukem universe, or the Doom universe?

Doom I guess  :-\


Would you rather...

find your true love and lose them

or

never find true love

Hmm. Never love... that's really hard

Be an agent for MIB or Sanctuary. (aliens or weird sci fi creatures)

MIB. That would be an awesome job :D

Would you rather be a Spartan II super soldier (Halo) or a regular Spartan?

Halo

Would you rather live in...

Mad Max's dust world
(http://www.madmaxmovies.com/mad-max-beyond-thunderdome/filming-locations/bartertown-sydney-brick-pit/david-seymour/Bartertown1.jpg)

or

Mariner's Water World
(http://marcnic.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/17Waterworld.jpg)

Dust world, being out on water is cool,  but bugs me after a little while

Have to watch only Mel Gibson movies forever or only listen to Tina Turner forever?

I'd rather die. That's an option right?

Would you rather eat carrots or beets?

You never specified how long or how many, so carrots :D I'll eat one, then eat something else.

Would you rather live in Rapture:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sg-hKu0-5Ds/ThS1sta1o8I/AAAAAAAAAiI/N9rqkN4pNwI/s1600/Bioshock+2+-+Rapture.png)

Or Arkham Asylum:

(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/66021/2300717-btas_arkham_asylum.jpg)

Rapture. I could get awesome powers n' junk.

Would you rather fight a mongoose or a wolverine.

Would you rather have one of your sabers stolen... or lose your job? Tricky question...

Lose my saber. Definately.


Would you rather be the number 6 or the number 9?

Neither. I'll raise you a three and go with twelve. I basically am terrible at this game. ;)

Would you rather hand out candy from a warm house or go trick or treating in 10 degree (F) weather?

Hand out candy... definitely.

Would you rather lose your job or your house?

Job, I can always get another  :)


Would you rather live permanently in...

Land of Ooo
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3993327318_c04c974045.jpg)

or  

Equestria
(http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/28f8c530590e.jpg)

Equestria.... no change :D ;)

Would you rather die or let a known criminal die?

That is a no-brainer. I would let the criminal die.

Would you rather take a bullet for someone you don't know, or let them die?

Actually, that shouldn't be a no-brainer. I didn't even say what crime they had committed....

I guess I would take the bullet...a .22 in the butt cheek lol

Would you rather be a minor super powered type in...

DC universe

or

Marvel universe

Definitely DC ;)


True. But how is one crime any different from another? Even if the crime was as petty as robbing a liquor store, I still would not want to die just so that they can live.

You have been granted a wish, would you rather...

give it away to someone else (if this then who?)

or

take a chance and make a wish (if this then what would it be?)

Give it to a friend of mine so she could see her loved ones again.

Would you rather become permanently omnipotent or have one wish (with which you could accomplish or get anything but more wishes)?

Ah there in is the rub, these wishes need to be worded oh so correctly.

More often than not, it is an exacting matter...not one of interpretation.

"I wish for a million dollars!" 

2203 lbs of $1 bills or 5,580 lbs of pennies drop on you
or
$1 million appears and then you find it is all covered in purple dye
or
you find your bank account with 1 million in it and then the FBI at your door
etc.

Hence the saying, be careful of what wish for.

Would you rather find your bank account with 1 million in it and then the FBI at your door or have 5,580 lbs of pennies drop on you? (Lazy xD)

Almost going with the pennies here. xD

Would you rather only wear a sombrero and a pancho for three days straight or only a cling-wrap jacket for 3 days? --- My friend Birdman.

Sombrero and a poncho.

Would you rather get chased by a person infected with the Rage virus (28 Days/Weeks later) or Chuck Norris?

I've met Check, so I would choose him  :)


Would you rather...

eat a pound of live maggots (all at once in one sitting)

or

eat a pound of live cockroaches (all at once in one sitting)

Maggots. Cockroaches are more scratchy.

Would you rather replace your usual diet with human flesh or die of starvation?

Hmmm quite the assumption...thinking that human flesh was not my regular diet.


Would you rather...

stop aging at your current age but die in 50yrs

or

age until 100 and gain immortality

Same age die in 50 years. Id be the best looking 78 year old ever!

Pilot an x wing or tie fighter?

Stolen Tie Fighter for the Rebellion...all painted in Rebel colors!


Would you rather...

serve 10yrs strict probation (no drugs/alcohol, 9pm-6am curfew, weekly reporting, random house checks...any infractions starts the 10yrs over at that point)

or

serve 1yr in general population super max prison 

I know right? Tie fighters seem more badass.

1 year in super max prison. I dont know anything about it... yet... (LoL... Im starting POST in January) I might regret it going to prison seeing how if I was a fellon I couldnt get hired with any LE agencies!


Would you rather play this "would you rather game forever or the "Good @ it Bad @ it" game

Good @ it bad @ it game. lol

Would you rather speak Spanish for the rest of your life or Russian for the rest of your life? (Assume you magically learn one or the other)

Russian. Spanish is overrated. I also refused to learn Spanish back in school anyway :D

Would you rather be the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain?

Hero.

Would you rather listen to Evanescence or Nightwish 24/7?

Nightwish. Definitely.

Would you rather spend the day with ThreadJack or Manny?

Manroon compliments me more!  
  
Ummm... Nightwish with Floor singing all the vocals. And Roy Khan singing all the guy vocals ( no he never did, but hes awsome. Sad hes gone from the biz)


Slap Tarja for being a total bitch or slap khan for leaving

Slap Khan, then give him a hug. I cried when I found out he left. =( I love Poetry for the Poisoned though. GREAT album.

Would you rather listen to Once (Nightwish Album) for the rest of your life or Poetry for the Poisoned (Kamelot Album) for the rest of your life?

Once. Definitely Once.

Would you rather play a guitar for the rest of your life as your only instrument or never be able to play an instrument again for the rest of your life?

Never be able to play an instrument. I can't play any as it is.

Would you rather die or live in a constant state of fear?

Fear. Least I'm alive, right?

Would you rather eat cucumbers or mushrooms?

Hmmmm....

Two of my favorite foods. Right now I'm in the mood for mushrooms, though, so I'll go with that.

Would you rather break a finger or two toes (on the same foot)?

A finger on my right hand. Needs to be better before January though. lol.

Would you rather save one person you know and love from dying or ten people that you don't?

Good question. I would go with the one person I know and love.

Would you rather be ignorant once every three days or ignorant for every other year?

What?

Would you rather already be ignorant or be made ignorant by Hobbit's question?

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID MORGAN FREEMAN HAS COTTON CANDY.

Would you rather remake the world in your own way or let your best friend do it? ;)

The world is mine... would you rather take ten slaps across the face now or five at any time the slapper chooses?

Would you rather be a minor superhero in...

The X-Men

or

The Justice League

Jammo, your new name is Juice. And I would prefer ten now.

Rel, X-MEN FTW.

Would you rather be constantly acquiring new nicknames or be stuck with one that doesn't quite fit you?

Mine fits me perfectly. I do eat healthy food :D ;)

I would rather stick with my one nickname.

Would you rather be Nightwing (DC) or Gambit (Marvel)?

Nightwing...Gambit is a bit of a poof lol.


Would you rather have a working...

Rocketeer Jet-Pack

or

Cape of Invisibility

Cape of invisibility!

Would you rather be a sociopath or have schizoid personality disorder?

Both would suck, but I would probably have to go with schizoid personality disorder.

Would you rather be an introvert or an extrovert?

Gosh I really don't know. I'm sort of both right now.

Would you rather be narrow minded or unable to make up your mind about anything?

Well I do have a very specific opinion but I am unsure at the moment  :)


Would you rather

have to fight MMA style with the standard gloves in a fenced in ring for 5 minutes every single day for the rest of your life, skip a day for any reason...death

or

receive a whipping with a belt for 5 minutes every single day for the rest of your life, skip a day for any reason...death

I would rather fight MMA style. I won't allow myself to be humiliated by getting whipped for five minutes straight every day. In MMA, at least I can fight back.

Same.

Would you rather wear a bright pink lip gloss or have a four year old paint your room?

Oh, I forgot to ask a question....

I would rather wear the bright pink lip gloss, then ditch it after a couple of minutes :D

Would you rather run a safehouse with a deadly terrorist as your house guest or be the person interrogating said terrorist? (point if anyone got the reference  ;D)

I don't know the reference, but I'd rather interrogate the terrorist. I don't like terrorists.
The catch though, the lip gloss is also lip stain so your lips are going to stay that way for a few days. lol.

Would you rather eat bread dough or cookie dough?

It was from this really awesome movie called Safe House, starring Denzel Washington, AKA my man crush.

I also meant that I would ditch the bottle, lol.

I would rather eat cookie dough.

Would you rather eat vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

Plain chocolate. =)

Would you rather eat smarties or twix?

Smarties, Twix are.. ugh

Would you rather eat Starbursts or Twizzlers?

Can I please pick neither?

Would you rather go back in time or go into the future? Either way, you'll be stuck there.

Can't pick neither ;)

Back in time

Would you rather play KOTOR or Mass Effect all day?

I'll go with Twizzlers, I guess :(

I would rather play KOTOR all day.

Would you rather play Arkham Asylum or Bioshock all day?

Arkham Asylum.

Would you rather play Resident Evil or Resident Evil all day?

Um....
 Resident Evil ... I guess I don't have a choice.

Golden eye or halo?

tough one.....Golden eye

Raccoon City or Silent Hill?

Any of the video game questions are moot, playing any video game constantly over a period of time gets old.

Would you rather...

lie about an illness and receive $1million in one dollar bills from well wishers

or

win $1million dollars and give it all away to an established charity

Charity, I'm just too pure of heart ;D

Not really. Some games have a ton of replay value, especially with the achievements in modern games and what not. Besides, some games have multiplayer as well, or are meant to be played forever and ever, like Minecraft.

I would go with the second one. The guilt from doing the first one would be unbearable.

Would you rather be a king of an empire, or a blacksmith in one of the King's cities, supplying weapons and armor?

While that may be true, the questions are obviously not moot because of it. If you have to play a video game constantly and you have two choices, you'll go with the one you like more regardless of whether or not you'll eventually grow tired of it.

Moving on.


King. I don't see how I would benefit from being a blacksmith.

Would you rather live in a submarine or on a boat?

Given that choice I gotta go with king and submarine.

Ok I will bite with the video game theme...

If you could only play one video game for the rest of your life, would you rather...

play Super Mario Carts

or

play Call of Duty


PS
The moot thought was not mean spirited, it was just like 5-6 questions in a row lol.

CoD. I'm weird... I know... but Mario Kart gets too trippy at one in the morning...

Kingdom Hearts or Assassin's Creed?

I still play the original Doom games constantly!

Assassins creed

Die of starvation or dehydration

Starvation.

Die of poison or suffocation?

Poison.

Death by electric chair or injection?

Injection.

Would you rather command a Venator-class or Imperial-class Star Destroyer?

I would rather command a Venator-class.

You can only have one lightsaber color for the rest of your life. You can choose from Guardian Blue, Consular Green, or Sentinel Yellow. Which one will you choose?

Probably... SY... I haven't seen it in person, and I don't like the colour yellow much, but it's one of those colours that just pops.

Would you rather hit yourself in the finger with a hammer or stub your toe while barefoot?

Stub my toe. I've had both happen to me, and the hammer to the finger is much more painful.

Yes the hammer is worse!

The pit or the pendulum

Uhhh... what does the pit involve? Your new nickname is Argent, btw.

 You don't read poe?  Argent... is that from something? Your new nick name is Dub'ya. ( you know how president W Bush always gave nicknames to people...)

Would you rather have Midge give you a nickname, or let an evil magician learn your true name? (point if anyone got the reference ;D)

The Rule of Names - Ursula K. Le Guin  :)


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You may eat only one type of meat for the rest of your life, would you rather eat...

fish

or

chicken

fish

you must choose now, coke or pepsi?

Coke...Pepsi is grossly sweet   :P


Only one cereal,

Capt Crunch Berries

or

Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks, MLP reference ;)

Would you rather play Halo or Assassin's Creed?

You ninja'd me, but you get a point anyway ;)

Assassin's Creed.

Since we were on food....

You can only eat/make one type of noodle for the rest of your life. Which would you pick - spaghetti or ziti?

The Rule of Names - Ursula K. Le Guin is the reference that MLP got it from lol   ::)


Spaghetti, I can do more with that pasta, but either would be fine for me.


Only one dessert/sweet snack for the rest of your life, would you rather eat...

vanilla ice cream

or

chocolate chip cookies

I think you're a bit confused here. We were turning Apple Jacks into a MLP reference. There is no reference in MLP to The Rule of Names.

I am not intimately familiar with MLP trivia so I just suspected.  You mean you would pick a food for the rest of your life because it is a name from MLP...wow.

Lol

I like Apple Jacks  :)

Hey, I'm not the one who picked it (although, I would probably have picked the same....) ;)

Alright, back to the choice at hand.

Chocolate chip cookies. In the dead of winter, I don't want to be eating ice cream.

Would you rather lose your sense of taste or your sense of smell?

Ooh... Taste. Smell is part of taste. YAY LOOPHOLES.

Would you rather eat cinnamon rolls or choco-chip cookies?

Cinnamon rolls!

Be allergic to peanuts or lactose intollerant

I already am lactose intolerant, so...

Be allergic to strawberries or fish?

strawberries

would you rather be blind and beautiful or everyone else be blind and you're average?

I don't want everyone to be blind! I'll go with the first option. lol

Would your rather eat chicken or beef?

Beef xD

Would you rather eat bacon of chips?

Chips. You didn't specify what kind though, thankfully :D

Would you rather have a crime-fighting sidekick that is pure, naive, and untested, or a sidekick that is arrogant, cocky, and likes to show off?

I'll take option one... I'd rather teach the FNG to do things my way than have to yell because the FNG does things another way.

Back to food... fries or onion rings?

Fries!

Would you rather live in a house haunted by a malignant poltergeist or constantly be followed/watched by a slightly mischievous ghost?

I am followed by a ghost, so that one.

Would you rather be permanently...


shrunk down to 12" tall

or

shoot up to 12' tall

12' at least then my cat won't eat me. :D

Would you rather have a cat or a dog?

Dog. Our cat is shady... would you rather have an alcoholic drink too strong or not strong enough?

Not strong enough; I don't drink.

Would you rather play Jar Jar, or never have a role in Star Wars?

I already have a dog. I'll get another dog so he can have someone to play with when I'm not home :)


Not strong enough.


Did three people really have to post right when I was trying to post?  :'(

Never have a role in Star Wars.

Would you rather eat a big snickerdoodle cake or a huge brownie?

Snickerdoodle cake!

Would you rather have your right arm lit on fire (and not extinguished for a few minutes) or frozen solid?

I would rather have it lit on fire. The numbness from getting it frozen would be horrible :(

Yeah, I'm weird.

Would you rather be a slave or a butler?

Slave...personal slave to a beautiful alien princess...hmmmmm


Would you rather press the big red button and permanently...


mutate 1:5 people into blue furry monkey people

or

mutate 1:5 people into mer-men/maids

Mermaids are cooler :D

Would you rather be a mermaid/man or a unicorn?

Merman no question.


Would you rather


have great power but sacrifice social life and happiness to be a stereotypical superhero

or

use your powers to do whatever you want in selfish pursuits like a typical supervillain

I would love to be able to say that I would go with the first option, but honestly I'd have to go with the second.

Would you rather be a Fallanassi Adept or a Baran Do sage?

Baran Do sage for me   :)


Would you rather have...


Superman level powers 60 minutes per day

or

1/60th Superman's level powers 24/7/365

I'll take the little bump since I'd still be able to bench press my car...

The great anime debate is upon us... subbed or dubbed?

Subbed. Dubbing is the worst thing anyone can do.

Would you rather read only comics for the rest of your life or watch only superhero movies for the rest of your life?

Oh I am on the good side of the fence...all foreign language films should be subtitled  :)

I guess watch the movies?


Would you rather be a


centaur
(http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-11/art/aion-snow-centaur-female.jpg)

or

birdman
(http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4214/prinses210.12/0_2824b_b3d317ac_L)

Birdie! :D

Would you rather be a mermaid/man or a bird person?

Merman...Oceans are vast and full of wonder  :)


You have lost an arm, would you rather replace it with a...


octopus tentacle

or

crab claw

Tentacle. That would be very handy....

Would you rather be able to use the Dathomiri Witches' Lightning Storm ability or the Fallanassi illusion ability (normal illusions, not Master Illusion)?

Fallanassi illusion...lightning is crass and passe  :)


Would you rather have the superpower of...


sonic scream/yell

or

breathe fire

Sonic scream/yell. Black Canary powers FTW :D

Would you rather have super speed or super strength?

Super Speed


In regards to super powers, would you rather


be a creative/inventive genius with a theme (mirrors, bats, marbles, etc.)

or

be a martial arts natural with a special super technique (burning palm, iron skin, etc.)

As an additional note to my previous post, Lightning Storm is not normal Force lightning. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Storm (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Storm)

Anyway....

Creative genius with a theme.

Alright, you're a superhero. Would you rather have superpowers but run the risk of incredible amounts of collateral damage (an ability such as laser vision would work well here) or be an everyman superhero?

I pick the former.

Would you rather be Nightwing or Robin (Tim Drake)?

Nightwing



Keeping the supers theme going...would you rather be a


mutant with minor powers but look 100% normal or even better than normal

or

mutant with major powers but with a look that is equally mutated, you could not even pass for normal in a pitch black room covered in a black sheet with the viewer wearing a blindfold

First one. Having secret powers would be the best.

Would you rather be a healer that could never hurt anyone, even if it was in self-defense or protecting someone else

or

have powers that cause you to need constant medical attention?

Healer


Would you rather retain your super powers by...


eating the flesh/blood of humans (minimum 3 lbs a day)

or

draining the youth of humans (minimum 30yrs a day)

Youth, it's cooler ;)

Would you rather steal people's woulds or kill them from a distance?

I am thinking you meant souls?

If souls, I'd do souls... that would be interesting to see a bunch of soul-less people running around...

Would you rather have powers of resurrection, or giving someone eternal life/youth?

*Insert joke about gingers here*


Resurrection. I wouldn't want to curse someone with immortality.

Would you rather know some of the future or everything about the past?

Resurrection

Everything about the past



If you could only have the one power, no side powers to help or assist, just the one...would you rather...


super strength

or

flight (no wings)

Flight. =)

Would you rather eat ice-cream or drink hot chocolate?

(ahhh the rub is the one power thing...no life support, no super tough skin, etc. so make sure you wear a great flight suit, helmet, and an breathing system  :) )

Ice Cream


You are a supernatural creature in the Twilight setting, would you rather be a


Sparkle Vampire

or

Abercrombie Werewolf

Ew... Umm... Sparkle-pire I guess... Then I don't have to thought share with my pack... That would suck.

*shivers* I hate having to pick one of those. Ugh... And as for the flight thing, chances are, I wouldn't be going super high up, I'd stay close to the ground. =)

Would you rather be a faerie (full sized human with plant affinities, making potions, etc, but allergic to all things iron and lemon) or an Orc or Uruk'hai from LotR?

You are assuming I am not already Fae?

My Mother's family are from the Emerald Ilse...I am first born American...green flows in my veins  :)


(yes the Twilight choice was a hard one)


You can travel one way into a universe based upon a book, would you rather...


enter Middle Earth just after the final fall of Sauron and destruction of the one ring

or

enter Sherwood Forest just after the fall of Price John

Middle Earth, hands down. That would be awesome.

Would you rather be frozen in carbonite for 1,000 years or be turned to stone (retaining consciousness and senses, including sight) for 1,000 years?

Whew, with information provided I would have to say carbonite...I mean what if your sights and sounds were something horrible for 1000 years...a slaughter house, an execution chamber, a serial killer cult's murder room, etc.  So if a beautiful scene to view, like a deep blue ocean tropical paradise for example then the statue works, but if unknown take your chances, then the carbonite.


Would you rather be able to...


fart with an aroma that charms the opposite (or same if desired) sex

or

burp and cause all those that hear to applaud and cheer with honest appreciation

The fart one... my wife wouldnt get mad at me any more!


You have the super ability to fly but would you rather...

Have no control of when where and for how long

Or

Fly like Powdered Toast Man

(http://nick.mtvnimages.com/nicktoons-assets/video/images/ren-and-stimpy/yaksmen-5.jpg?format=jpeg&matteColor=white)


Would you rather


have a real lightsaber

or

have a real 74-Z speeder bike

I would rather have a real lightsaber. The speeder bike wouldn't get much use, and though the lightsaber would be extremely dangerous, it would still be fun to have. I'll just make hiding it a top priority so that no friends will ignite it thinking it's a toy. I also don't want to get the FBI coming at me in droves :D

Would you rather eat nothing but ramen for the rest of your life (the packaged variety, not the real kind :P) or nothing but Kraft macaroni & cheese?

Wow either way you will die of malnutrition...if that is all you can eat...I am going to assume you can add meat and veg to it, just for conversation sake...

Ramen                                                                         Mac-n-cheese
(http://www.quitehealthy.com/nutrition-facts/food-labels/label065811.gif)(http://www.coheso.com/nutridata/view_pic.php?fd_name=Kraft_Macaroni_And_Cheese&ma_name=Mimis_Cafe&serving=1&servingweight=0&servingoz=&servingunits=0&servings_option=serving&serving_vol_type=)


I can do more with the Ramen noodles themselves...the mac pasta is Krap...so I guess Ramen?


Which would you rather have?


dog (basic smaller mutt) DNA mixed with your human DNA

or

cat (house cat) DNA mixed with your human DNA

Dog. There cooler.

W.Y.R...

Have a real lightsaber
or
real DL 44 blaster with unlimited ammo

Liar

saber all the way

Would you rather have a shark or tiger as a pet?

Tiger!

Have a pet giraffe or a pet giant octopus (octopai only live 2-3 years)

Hater :P


I would rather have a giraffe. An octopus would not be a good fit for me.

I meant cats are cooler

Would you rather eat a penguin or a guniea pig?

I know, that's why I called you a hater, lol. Was joking of course.

I would rather eat neither, but I suppose I'll go with the pig  :-\

Would you rather watch only one season of one TV show for the rest of your life, over and over, or read only five chapters of your favorite novel for the rest of your life, over and over?

Watch one season of a TV show.

Would you rather be reborn as a baby every time you die (all memories from your previous lives would come back at age 5) or just be immortal?

Being reborn as a baby would be nice since I can swap between genders, mess around with different lifestyles, etc. I could obviously do the same with immortality, but the gender swapping wouldn't be available. Also, would I be able to control who my new parents are? I guess not. I'll just stick with immortal. Who knows, maybe some day there will be a way to gender swap without all of the stupid side-effects.

Would you rather live in the same house you grew up in for the rest of your life or be forced to constantly move every ten years?

Move every 10 years

WYR wake a completely different person at any point of thier life

Or

Never change who you are... not improve, not age, not have new life changing life events.

Swap genders?  I know it is a silly game but where did you come up with that?  (shakes head)

 :-\

He probably came up with it in his house.


Wake up as a completely different person.

Would you rather lose your memory at the end of every year or go into a coma for six months in a row each year?

Well, I would be born as either male or female. Plus, since I'll regain all of my memory, I can compare it to my past lives and see which I liked better. It would be a fun thing to do since no normal human being can do it. Aren't you curious about what's it like to be female? Maybe not, lol. I don't know about you, but I am.


I love that :D

I would rather go with the latter.

Hmmm no not really...maybe for a day but not a lifetime...maybe it is just me  :-\


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Would you rather be able to do...


stretch like Plastic Man
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/343/f/a/Plastic_Man_Painted___pic_01_by_ASM_studio.jpg)

or

run like Golden Age Flash
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3150/2564279763_e48b42dc20.jpg)

Swapping genders and splicing your DNA with dogs and cats? This game took a disturbing turn while I was gone!

And you like it that way  :)

Of coarse I do!

Stretch, I could do yoga

Would you rather be able to breathe fire or freeze things with a touch?

I would rather breathe fire. It would make cooking so much easier (if I can control it) and I could also ward off attackers easily and make them run away screaming.

Would you rather uncontrollable super strength or uncontrollable super speed?

Strength of an uncontrollable nature


Would you rather have...


N-Ray vision (step up from X-Ray as it can be used through lead)

or

Parabolic hearing (super good :) )

It would depend on if it could be "turned off" or not. I would imagine that parabolic hearing would drive you crazy given enough time, but so would seeing through EVERYTHING. I think I'd rather have N-Ray Vision though (if it couldn't be turned off).


Would you rather have:

Insatiable hunger?

or

Unquenchable thirst?

Hunger, I'd get to eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight :)

Would you rather have no friends or a bunch of friends that secretly hate you?

Hmmm that is pretty much the same thing lol   :-\


As a newly superpowered character, would you rather be a new member of the...

Justice League

or

Legion of Doom

Uhhh... What about x-men? I'd prolly go for Justice League... just cos evil people always get their butts whooped.

Would you rather be permanently too hot or too cold?

Too cold.


Would you rather be


a Chunin for one of the hidden villages

or

an automail mechanic after the fall of King Bradley

What?

Would you rather freeze or starve to death?

Lol



Freeze to death...starvation eats your body and is agonizing...freezing, once you reach a critical point you feel nothing and fall asleep



Would you rather have your right arm (elbow down)


ripped off/eaten by a shark

or

ripped off/eaten by a lion

Lol. I'd go with.... a Chunin. You can always rise up in rank. And come on. Ninja. That was a close one for me though. Being an Automail mechanic would be awesome.

Also... probably shark. Cleaner rip.

Would you rather live in Finland or Iceland?

Finland...access to Europe without to much grief.


Would you rather be


a Klingon in Star Trek

or

a Zabrak in Star Wars

A Zabrak.

Would you rather be a chihuahua or a poodle?

Sure name two dogs that I have no love for...at all...this is one that I have no answer...either or...just put me down immediately   :-\


Would you rather be


a humpback whale

or

a great white shark

WHALE I love whales :D

Would you rather be a humpback whale or a bottlenose dolphin?

Dolphin...too much work being that big.



Would you rather be


immortal but look 12yrs old

or

immortal by stealing a day from others for every minute you touch them

12 years old. That would be fun. Permanently immature.

Would you rather watch Dexter or True Blood?

Easy I watch True Blood and not Dexter  :)


Would you rather be able to


completely remove cancer from someone with your touch but you have to put it in another living human within 24hrs or die

or

turn back time in a person with your touch but you have to age another living human within 24hrs or die

The cancer one. I have a friend fighting bladder cancer right now. I'd just give it to some gang banger who won't have long to live anyway. I'm ruthless.

Would you rather give people cancer every time you touched them or a brain aneurism?

Cancer.

You're lost at sea somewhere in the Pacific.

Would you rather encounter....

Cthulhu

Or

Dagon

Cthulhu. *nods*

Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet t-rex?

Dragon, duh  :)



Would you rather


be charged and sentenced with a terrible crime you did not commit

or

for one you love to be charged and sentenced with a crime that you committed

I'd rather be charged and sentenced.

Would you rather become a ghost for eternity once you die or just have everything go black and you die? Nothing can change once you choose.

Ghost...with a great view of Tahiti  :)



Would you rather


become a zombie, slowly staggering, searching for the life spark in other humans and eat it

or

become a CHUD (cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller-sewer mutant) who hunts humans for food and romance

... Zombie. Then at least I'm not quite aware of it...

Would you rather be stuck in prison for the rest of your life or die?

I get retirement so my family would still get the money and benefits as long as I was alive...so prison.


Would you rather


be an immortal 10yr old

or

be an immortal 100yr old

10, it would be fun

would you rather be a puffin or a fruit bat?

Puffin!

Would you rather go blind or lose your right arm?

Ooh... right arm. I can learn to be left handed. I like my sight.

Would you rather go deaf or mute?

Eh what did you say?


Would you rather


be a were-bull shark (change at will)

or

be a were-tiger (change at will)

Bull shark! Being able to "breathe" underwater would be awesome.

Would you rather have the ability to survive indefinitely at any location underwater (resisting pressure, being able to breathe underwater, etc.) or be able to survive indefinitely in a vacuum?

Underwater...Aquaman!


Would you rather


be a solider of Gondor

or

be a solider of House Lannister

Gondor! As long as it was Aragorn on the throne, not Denethor as steward/regent.

Would you rather be in the LotR world with your choice of species/powers or in the world of Assassin's Creed with your choice in roll?

Ummm... LotR. Not much of a choice.

Would you rather be a normal citizen in the fictional universe of your choice or a god-like ruler in the fictional universe of your choice?

God-like ruler. I can delegate responsibilities and live among the people.

Would you rather be an assassin or the pope?

Assassin


In the world of Game of Thrones, would you rather


be a master assassin

or

be a master thief

Thief. =]

Would you rather have no internet or no cell phone?

No cel phone


Would you rather


be rich with millions in the bank but be a complete amoral creep

or

be poor but happy and loved by everyone

Rel has broken the chain! The world is ending!

hahaha beat you to it!

Pressed enter while typing before lol

 ;D

Poor but happy. It was the amoral bit that got me.

Would you rather have an iPOd in your brain or be able to watch your dreams on a TV?

Ipod...Cthulhu leads my dreams...you do not want   :-\



Would you rather


be a popular movie/TV actor without any talent at all, you get roles by other means

or

be an unknown bit actor who will work your whole life and remain basically unknown

Popular actor.

Would you rather be burned at the stake or frozen to death?

Frozen.

Would you rather drown or suffocate?

Drown, I like water :)

Would you rather be a Twi'lek or a Miraluka?

Twi'lek. I like my eyes.

Would you rather live on Kashyyyk at the time of Inferno or live on Coruscant at the time of Apocalypse?

Inferno...the other is too much sith for me   :-\


Would you rather be...


Hollywood celebrity (actor)

or

Sports celebrity (player)

Definitely sports celebrity.

Would you rather be constantly guilty or constantly lonely?

It has more to do with how you want to die than who's doing it... either way, the destruction is being brought about by a Dark Side-user (Darth Caedus or Abeloth).

Anyway...


Lonely, I guess. I don't deal well with guilt.

Would you rather always have to pee (very badly) or always have a migraine?

Hmm I guess the pee thing...messing with the brain is bad juju   :o


Would you rather be


incarcerated in maximum security prison general population for 365 days

or

incarcerated in prison in solitary confinement for 365 days

Solitary. It's not like you don't see ANYONE. You still get to see your jailors xD

Would you rather have to eat everything that you cook (like, every portion, every veggie/piece of meat/pie/cake) in its entirety or give up your biggest hobby?

Cooking and eating it all is my hobby!

Me FTW!



In the world we live in today, a meteor shower grants superpowers to 1:1,000,000 people, you get a power combo...would you rather have


super strength and wingless flight

or

super speed and regeneration

Wingless flight. I will take flying over just about anything, any time.

Would you rather be stuck in the largest library in the world, all alone, able to read and learn anything, or be stuck in boot camp for the rest of your life?

Library of Wonders please.


You are living in a D&D type of world, would you rather be...


a centaur

or

an ogre

Errr... Centaur. Orgres sound stupid.

If you had the opportunity to go to another planet to observe a different, humanoid species, would you rather:

Observe a still developing planet (i.e. Earth during the Persian empires) or a technologically equipped planet (i.e. Naboo or Coruscant)?

Techie, more fun

Would you rather pack or do homework?

Pack for what? Do homework for what subject?  :-\

I guess I'll just go with homework.

Would you rather be a professional Halo gamer that wins MLG tournaments left and right or be a professional (American) football player that wins games left and right?

Hmmm be a gamer geek or a pro baller with millions...Pro Football player thank you  :)


Would you rather be the...


best tattoo artist in the world

or

best comicbook artist in the world

Yeah, but you still earn a ton of money from tournaments, though money shouldn't be the primary objective. Besides, you'll be crippled for life as a football player. But to each their own.

I would rather be a tattoo artist. That would be an awesome job.

WOULD YOU RATHER PUNCH KASHI IN THE FACE OR PUNCH KASHI IN THE FACE? ;D

I would rather punch Discord in the face ;)

Would you rather have pyrokinesis or aggluokinesis?

What the heck kind of question is that?


Pyrokinesis.

Would you rather punch Midge in the face or punch Midge in the face? ;D

Punch TheHobbitofDune...in the face!



Would you rather be...

lost on a remote tropical island in the Pacific alone for 5yrs

or

lost in the Tongass National Forest alone for 5yrs

That is what I said   ;D

 >:(

...lol...

Wow. This thread has degraded.

Would you rather have BlackHawk back or be banned from the forum for 2 weeks?

Be banned for 2 weeks.

Would you rather be awesome or lame?

I am awesome, so that's easy...

Can I ask the vaunted "Ginger or Mary Ann" question here? (I think I just did... oh well)

Mary Anne easy peasy!


Would you rather be...


lost on a remote tropical island in the Pacific alone for 5yrs

or

lost in the Tongass National Forest alone for 5yrs

That's tough... Pacific island.

Would your rather gain omniscience or become slightly less intelligent than you are now? At first glance, that doesn't seem like much of a choice at all... however, you must think about the effects that omniscience might have on the brain, let alone the mind.

Omniscience...Est autem fides credere quod nondum vides; cuius fidei merces est videre quod credis



Would you rather wake up in


Dorthy's Land of Oz (by the books)

or

Alice's Wonderland (by the books)

Funny you should mention that, I was just reading the Wicked forums at ff.net! :D

So yeah, Oz for me!

Would you rather eat only turkey or cranberry sauce for the rest of your life?

Turkey  :-\


Would you rather be a


witch/wizard in the world of Harry Potter

or

agent working with Hellboy and BPRD

Witch. =) Most def.

Would you rather play xbox or PS3?

Xbox. PS3 SHALL BURN.

Would you rather play N64 or Dreamcast?

N64.

Would you rather play Pokemon or Zelda?

Zelda.

Would you rather play Splinter Cell or Metal Gear Solid?

Ummmm MGS? Never played either...

Would you rather eat pie or cake?

You noob.

I mean...

Pie.

Would you rather eat a hot dog or pizza?

HOT DOG! OH MY RA I LOVE HOT DOGS!

Steak with ketchup or a burger without any condiments?

Plain burger easy :)

SG-1, Atlantis, or Universe?

Atlantis.

Would you rather be a human lie detector or be able to logic your way out of any problem?

If a flawless lie detector I would take that one.


Would you rather


have ice based superpowers

or

have fire based superpowers

Fire based!

So, you've been chosen by some sicko for a test. You must choose a game to play. You are allowed to die once in the game. If you die a second time, you die instantly IRL.

You must complete all quests and side quests in the game. Quitting is not an option.

Would you rather the game be....

Dark Souls

Or

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (with Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles)

Oblivion, because I don't know what the hell Dark Souls is.

Would you rather... live in a cyberpunk ultracapitalist dystopia or in an Orwellian pseudo-socialist one? Clarification: you are not a corporate mogul, and not a party bigwig. You are an ordinary lower-class citizen.

I am disappoint. I intentionally picked two popular games. Dark Souls is the spiritual successor to Demon's Souls. Both it and its predecessor are widely regarded as some of the most difficult games of all time.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Souls#_ (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Souls#_)

Playstation 3? That's for rich kids (at least where I live), and do I look like one?

I can't see you from here ;)


Alrighty, back on track. I'll take the ultracapitalist dystopia.

Would you rather be infamous or completely forgotten by history?

*cough* Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest, and all of the Ninja Gaiden games *cough*



Completely forgotten.

Would you rather have a son or a daughter?

Twins of different sex. Like Luke and Leia.

Would you rather... stop all wars in the world but freeze current status quo forever or start a world war knowing that the world will recover and become better?

Very thought provoking.

Hmm I will have to say no more wars.



Would you rather create and develop a free to all


fast growing, resistant, complete protein rice

or

cure for cancer

Cure cancer.



Have a new animal species named after you

Or a city name after you

A city.

Would you rather... live in a country that develops a massive space program involving civilian settlements in orbit but has very little consumer amenities (read: food rationing, rickety housing, empty malls) or in a technologically stagnant country where all the scientists and engineers invent is new nice-looking cell phones and new flavors of toilet paper, but a crapton of colorful and diverse amenities and products?

The latter.

Coffee or tea

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*****




Tea


Would you rather be


an insanely creative artist, rarely if ever sleeping, constantly painting/sculpting/drawing/designing/fabricating art...because you were touched by a dreaming Cthulhu

or

an insanely prolific serial killer who seeks out those corrupted by supernatural evil and killing them even though society will never know your victims were pure horror shows as you always burn the bodies, just to be sure...because you were touched by a dreaming Cthulhu

Though I know I'd be doing the world a favor by eliminating evil doers, I'm pretty much that artist guy now, sans hand of the Old One.

The power to give/take life but be universally hated?

or

Live in fear/squalor yet be universally loved?

The power to give/take life but be universally hated...who needs love when

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Would you rather be a


beautiful mermaid/merman who can change into a human for 24hrs at a time, but must eat the living heart of one who loves you once per year

or

classic gillman/gillwoman like the creature from the black lagoon but your will is your own...eat fish, clams, seaweed, people, etc. it is all up to you

Gillperson

Would you rather live in Oz or Equestria?

Oz without a doubt.



Would you rather live among


the Flintstones

or

the Jetsons

Jetsons! flying cars are sweet.  8)

Become He-man or lion-o

Lion-O...one, He-Man is a beach...two, Cheetara...catgirl...say no more say no more  :)


Would you rather



have all of Superman's classic powers list at 1/10th power

or

have one of Superman's classic powers at full strength

I think someone did the superman one already, but I'd take 10% of all supermans powers.


WYR... have invented hundreds of useful things but never get the credit

Or

Get credit for inventing instruments of death that kill thousands

...have invented hundreds of useful things but never get the credit...but I still got paid?

Take it.



Would you rather time travel one way...

1863

or

2163

2163.

Would you rather fight a war to save your country from a deep crisis, or avoid all wars and see it collapse the way USSR did?

Fight a war to save my country.

WYR...

Wake up the opposite sex and 10 years older for the rest of your life
Or
Wake up deaf, and blind FTROYL.

The former. It won't be nice if I suddenly become a forty years old man, but at least I'll stay a productive member of society.

Would you rather...
Travel to Alpha Centauri on a freezer sleeper ship with no chance of return or stay on Earth waiting for the hyperdrive to arrive?

Easy, Alpha Centauri FTW  :)



Would you rather...



share an evening of riddle exchange with Gollum and all that could provide

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or

share an evening of personal attention from Snooki and all that could provide

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Gollum. His skin doesn't radiate STDs and stupidity.

Would you rather time travel to any point in the last 1,000 years and be able to come back to the present or take a one-way trip to any point in the future?

One way trip to the future. I'm not into the "change the past" mentality, I'll just be caught by inquisition/NKVD/whatever.

Would you rather have a cybernetic artificial hand or a vat-grown biological one if someone chops off your own hand?

Cybernetic, cuz they're cooler.

Would you rather have a cold for the rest of your life or be permanently itchy?

A cold. Being itchy sucks. At least you can medicate for colds. Either one would suck.

Would you rather live in the middle of the woods, able to sense the flow of nature and sense things growing, but live alone

or

Live in a crowded city, but have friends and family around you all the time?

I would prefer Nature! Goulet!


WYR...

be an ancient Maya

or Egyptian

Maya, cause then I could write predictions about the world ending and freak everyone out ;D

Would you rather the world ended or not?

Like a Sith!

I would rather it not end.  There is a ton of stuff I haven't done yet.

Would you rather be an X-Man, an Avenger, or be part of the Bat Family?

An avenger, more accepting of diversity, and even if i were a mutant id be accepted because the A-team are so high profile.

To be honest....id rather be on Alpha Flight though, canada's avengers, and wolverine's old team



Would you rather die by force lighting, or a slow stomach wound from a lightsaber?

You are now my mortal enemy :D Just kidding ;)

I would rather die by a stomach wound. I'm not really sure how it could be slow, I mean, Qui-Gon died almost instantly, and so did Count Dooku's childhood friend when he stabbed him through the abdomen.

I'd rather take that than a slow, drawn out, draining, super painful attack by force lightning.

Would you rather be a member of the Teen Titans or the Fantastic Four? ;D

A Teen Titan...an original one...Hmmm Kudzu (coming up with a name that has not been used is tough)...son of Poison Ivy and a random botanist in the Amazon...plant based powers of course with mana drawing capabilities...can instantly heal any wound if near living plants, healthy soil, water, etc...is actually not all that young but has a halted aging due regeneration (young minded also, has not fully matured due same regrowth)Can create rapid growth and animate plants.

Not green, but costume would have layers of green  :)


Would you rather be a

Agent of Shield

or

Agent of GI Joe

Definitely an agent of GI Joe! That was my childhood dream :D Well, my childhood dream was to become a Power Ranger, but I also wanted to be a GI Joe too.

You are about to participate in a free-for-all death match inside of an expansive concrete arena filled with realistic (but breakable) buildings. Leading into the arena is a smaller room where you and your soon-to-be-enemies can choose which weapons you want. Each weapon is from a video game and you are only allowed to carry one weapon. Also, each weapon has been balanced before hand, power level wise. Would you rather have...

A) The Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts

B) Ivy's whip-sword from Soul Caliber

C) Master Chief's battle rifle from Halo

D) Link's sword-and-shield combo from Zelda

E) The portal gun from Portal

F) The Lancer chainsaw rifle from Gears of War

G) Scorpion's spear from Mortal Kombat

H) Kratos's Blades of Chaos from God of War

You need some sleep Hobbit?

Would you rather carries an unspoken connotation of this or that not a choice of 12 options lol.

Crazy rabbit tricks are for sith   ;D

I kinda figured, so I made another thread for it. Still, I was hoping you would at least play along ;) C'mon, pick one! NOW! ;D

Hmmm lack of sleep has made you sloppy in your postings and a bit drunk...ordering me around!

I will let you get just ahead of me...I have a blue turtle shell with your name on it

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I guess the PortalGun has the most potential for function and fun.

 :D



Would you rather be transported one way into...


World of Tron

or

World of MLP

I will do as I please ;)

Also, thanks for playing :D

Hmm... I'll go with MLP...

Would you rather be a minor character in a Hellboy comic book or a minor character in a Daredevil comic book?

Hellboy easy...BPRD FTW!

Hmmm character...child cursed with immortality...even if head is cutoff, body burned to ash, etc. it takes time to recover and reform...at this moment he looks 12yrs old but was born in 1741...highly depressed and grim...is constantly trying to find a way to die but it is a fae curse and it must run its course...5,000 years and then the fae court will hear his case.


Would you rather be a


weredog...an change into a mutt of no particular lineage, 20-25 lbs max

or

werecat...can change into a common house cat of no particular lineage, 8-10 lbs max

(and no...there is no halfway stage..person or dog/cat)

 ;D

Nice character :D

I would rather be a weredog.

Would you rather be a platypus or a ferret?

PLATYPUS. Cos, you know. Can't breathe underwater even though that's where I build my den. lol. And COME ON. PLATYPUS.

Would you rather be stuck in the zombie apocalypse or the Hunger Games?

Zombie apocalypse because I don't know anything about the hunger games.


Fishing

or

Hunting

Hmmm fishing? 



Would you rather having the power to...


wall crawl, you can hold your own weight but your best speed would be a slow crawl on a sheer surface...more texture faster movement

or

sky crawl, you can affect your personal gravity making you weight nearly nothing and if you move as if swimming you can fly


(yes, the sky crawl could be used to go up buildings as if clinging but if there were no grips or the wind caught you...either one would make for some seriously cool parcour!)

Sky crawl, you don't need a superpower to wall crawl

Would you rather climb Mt. Rainier or Half Dome?

I think mt ranier would be cooler I've climbed other mountains before.


WYR... be a famous artist

Or

Famous inventor

Inventor.

Would you rather be stuck in your favorite video game or your favorite book?

Book.


Would you rather...


have committed a murder but have permanent amnesia

or

have watched the murder happen did nothing to stop it and remember every second

Watched it. Less guilt than actually killing them. Also, I can always help catch the killer.

Would you rather be stuck in a foreign country (non-english speaking) or on a different planet?

Another planet.


Would you rather


have to live the rest of your life on the Island of Misfit Toys

or

have to live the rest of your life on Sesame Street

O__O Ummm... Sesame Street. They have cookies... Although... the lack of higher intelligence might kill me... although they have had Yoyo Ma on Sesame St....

Would you rather Skype or Snapchat?

Skype cause I don't know what Snapchat is :P


Would you rather be good at something you hate or be bad at something you love?

Bad at something I love. I already am. =)

Would you rather be good with a gun or good with a bow?

Hmmm I am quite competent with shooting and repairing both already...so...yes!


Would you rather be able to...


shrink down to 1" when ever you like

or

shrink others down to 1", as many as you can touch (to activate the shrinking) and for as long as you can hold your breath

I'll take the first one. I could get into places I shouldn't.

Would you rather have power over lightning or over earth?

Earth.

Would you rather spend life in prison or lose all of your ultrasabers and not be allowed to acquire more?

Lose all my US. Not much of a choice :P

Would you rather be infinitely resistant to heat or cold?

Heat...so much potential.


Would you rather be a


weird looking mutant

or

machine looking cyborg

Whichever has more superpowers. :D

Would you rather take finals now or after winter break?

Now!


Would you rather have a...


centaur body (human top and horse/pony bottom)

or

naga body (human top and serpent/snake bottom)

Gotta go with the naga/Drakaina Skythia body. Snakes are pretty strong (considering that the snake trunk would have the same width as my torso... yeah, that's some serious muscle) and can climb where many other critters can't.

Would you rather rule over the day or the night?

The night. Then I can go around and pretend I'm Slender.

Would you rather receive six feet of snow or six inches?

Six inches. Just the right amount to cancel school, yet not enough to knock out power. :D

Would you rather live in MLP or Mass Effect?

No question Mass Effect!


Would you rather...


have a taking cat
or

have a talking dog

Talking dog!

Would you rather

Be a Jedi

or

Be a Superhero

Definitely be a superhero.

Would you rather be married to Samus Aran or Lara Croft? Or, if you are female, would you rather be married to Link or Mario?

Yikes...so many permutations incorporating those options...in ways they can be close to the same...but if it includes the settings, Jedi!  If not, if stuck here on Earth, Superhero!



Would you rather

orbit the Earth

or

navigate the Marianas Trench

I would say Lara Croft.


Navigate the Marianas Trench actually. As much as I'd like to go to space, I'm sure there's something down there worth finding.

Would you rather:

Be able to travel through time?

or

Be able to travel through space?

Space, because then I could visit alien worlds.

WYR...

Never have to go to the bathroom again,

Or

Never get injured

Never have to go to the bathroom!

You have a large scar (no cool shapes, just a straight 6" cut). Would you rather it be...

On your face

Or

Somewhere normally covered by clothing or a limb (like an armpit)

On my body not my face

WYR

Be up right now going to work at 5am but have the afternoon off

Or

Be sleeping right now and go into work later but sacrafice the rest of the day?

Doesn't matter I don't have a job ;D

Would you rather get eaten by zombies or sharks?

Sharks... sharper teeth = quicker demise.

You are becoming a zombie. Would you rather

Be completely dead: no memories, no emotions, no regret. You have died but your body lives on.

Or

Retain some memories and regret what you're doing, but still do normal zombie things uncontrollably

Be a dead zombie.

WYR

Be frosty the snowman

Or

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Rudolph


Would you rather be a


immortal brain in a jar

or

intangible ghost

Ghost

WYR

Be a ghostbuster

Or

Ghostrider

Erm... Ghostbuster...

WYR eat Pringles or Lays?

I had some wavy Lays with onion dip today, so that.

Rings time... The One Ring or a Green Lantern ring?

Green Lantern ring!!

Dr. Who time. Would you rather:

Face the Daleks?

or

Face the Weeping Angels?

Wow...that is a hell of an option...I guess the angels, with the new god like Daleks a mundane would have no chance.



Star Trek time...


Your captain...


Kirk

or

Picard

Hehehe, yes I thought it would be terrible. Picard definitely!

Would you rather:

Travel on the Falcon?

or

Travel on the Enterprise?

Enterprise without a doubt...I would be a specialist in the 20th and 21st century Earth culture! (basically useless..."get this man a red shirt!"lol)


Going LotR...


Would you rather be a...


Hobbit

or

Dwarf

Hobbit. I'd prefer to spend time in the sunshine, and eating a lot instead of being stuck underground forging.

Morbid I know, but would you rather:

Burn to death?

or

Drown?

Burn.

So, you must become an animal. You do not get to keep your intelligence or memories.

Would you rather become....

A narwhal

Or

A porcupinefish

People don't  really eat narwhals that I know of so that.

WYR be a...

Bear

Or

Tiger

Tiger


Would you rather be an


Andorian

or

Klingon

Klingon!

Classic monster time:

Would you rather hunt:

Classic vampires (Stoker)?

or

Classic Werewolves?

Hmmm... I love me some classic monsters... I'll go with vampires 8)

Would you rather constantly view the world around you as...

Blindingly bright

Or

Barely visible due to dimness

(No adjustment to the apparent light condition)

Classic vampire. No doubts about it.


Barely visible.

Would you rather be a professional rapper or a professional singer?

Singer!

WYR

have the power to command sea creatures

or

land/air creatures

Land/air. BIIRRRDSSSSS.

WYR
Retain your human intelligence
or
become your favorite animal, but immortal

Immortal animal, I'd be a giant squid or a kraken!

WYR

Have your birthday on December 24 (happy birthday to me)
Or
February 29

Feb 29 HAPPY BIRTHDAY

WYR
Chew an entire pack of bubble gum at once
or
eat an entire roll of sushi at once?

Sushi! Thanks! But yeah its the worst birthday ever, except maybe Christmas.

WYR

Be a Santa elf

Or

Kebler elf

Santa Elf. I hate Kebler cookies... Plus I only really have a rush once a year.

WYR
Spend all your money at once and then save, or spend small amounts over an extended period while keeping a fairly even balance?

Well, so's to say that I just spent $300 (U.S. dollars) on a game called Battlestar Galactica Online, I'd say spend it all at once and then save.

Would you rather be transformed into an immortal...


cockroach...just an immortal roach with your intelligence and memories...instantly regenerating

or

horsefly...just an immortal horsefly with your intelligence and memories...instantly regenerating

Either one would suck, to be honest.

Would you rather have a headache for the rest of your life or a toothache for the rest of your life?

Kinda splitting hairs, don't you think?  :-\

They'd both suck, for sure, but at least with a headache I can eat (relatively) pain free.

Would you rather be in a constant state of fear or have your intelligence levels cut in half?

Intelligence level cut in half. Not much there to cut in half anyway. I may just drool more when I velcro my sneakers.

Would you rather never have love or never have money?

Never have love. Money buys ice cream.

Would you rather be able to remember everything you ever hear/see/smell etc... or only have half the memory capabilities you have now?

Half the memory capabilities I currently have! Sweet relief :P

Would you rather live a life with absolutely no enjoyment whatsoever and die painfully or never have been born in the first place?

Never have been born. I don't want to live miserably.

Would you rather eat a whole poison dart frog or a whole pufferfish?

Hmmm...well as only two Dendrobatidae have life threatening levels of poison and only in the wild or recent caught due to wild food being the fuel for the poison where as the Tetraodontidae family of animals have a consistent level of poison regardless...I choose a non-poisonous F3-F4 Dendro.

:D



Would you rather have feathered bird wings or bat wings?

 ;D

Bird wings, bats wings look cooler but are too delicate. They rip too easy.

WYR

Take a great journey to find some historical all powerful artifact only to find it was a myth and the item never existed.

Or

Never take the journey

I would rather take the Journey, as long as nothing too valuable was lost, like someone's life.

WYR

Build and own the PERFECT bow

or

build and own the PERFECT sword?

sword



Would you rather...


be a redshirt in the Star Trek universe

or

be a regular storm trooper in the Star Wars universe


 ;D

Storm Trooper. Sure I wouldn't be able to hit the broad side of a barn, but at least my death wouldn't be an absolute certainty.

WYR

Be an Elf in the universe of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth

or

be an elf in the Blizzard Corp.'s World of Warcraft?

Middle-earth, definitely.

Would you rather live on Nirn (The Elder Scrolls) or Arda (LotR)?

Arda, of course. There's no question.

Would you rather be able to morph into a Chinchilla or a Rabbit?

Ooooo were-rabbit!

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Would you rather be a


mutant with tentacles for arms

or

mutant with goat legs

Goat legs. I could tell people that I was the last Faun/Satyr

WYR

Live alone on the moon for 200 years, assuming you can do so,

or

spend the rest of your life living with the person that irritates you more than anything else on planet earth, unable to escape?

Alone on the moon for another 200 years.

Would you rather be hit on the head with a baseball bat or shot in the chest with a crossbow (both potentially fatal, although crossbows aren't nearly as dangerous as movies make them seem)?

Umm... crossbows are pretty damn dangerous... bat, hoping it  would knock me out.

WYR

Eat a bowl of corn pops

Or

Cinnamon toast crunch

GOTTA HAVE MY POOOOOOOOOOPS!  (That's and elongated Pops not poops)

Would you rather lie to 10 people to help a dear friend

or

be completely honest with 10 people and not help your friend?

(This is not a criminal situation)

Lie to ten people. Lying can be fun.

So, somebody (not an individual, but a government or organization) is keeping something secret. You are very curious about this withheld knowledge and demand an answer. Would you rather (a) be given misinformation that satisfies your curiosity and that you have no logical reason to doubt or (b) not be given any answer?

B; then I can go all Jack Bauer on them and start brutally interrogating people....

If you were forced to choose between two foods to eat for the rest of your life, would you rather eat pizza or hot dogs?

Pizza, it has many different varieties.

WYR

Pepsi

or

Coke

(it doesn't have to make sense)

Can I pick neither? Okay, fine...

Coke.

Would you rather...

Jazz

or

Techno

Jazz

Would you rather Classical (Bach, Beethoven, etc.) or the Biebs man? (bieber)

Techno. or Hardstyle!

Would you rather drive or be driven?

Drive, without a doubt! Controlling people is fun.

You have to become a character in a horror show or movie. Would you rather become one of the main characters in...

American Horror Story (season 1, "Murder House"... you have to be one of the characters who dies after the Harmons move.)

Or

Triangle (and no, you don't get to be Jess. You have to be one of the ones who dies every time.)

Ummmm... I'm going to go with American Horror Story, I guess....

WYR
Be stuck in a dome for the rest of your life, no going truly outside, though there is an entire city underneath this giant dome

or

Live in nature, totally alone, with no industrialized objects, meaning you have to make all your own clothes, get your own food, etc...

?

The dome under the sea!

:)



To earn 1 million dollars would you rather


be chemically blinded for 3 years

or

be medically paralyzed (either both legs or both arms) for 3 years

Blinded. I never ever want to be paralyzed. Ever.

WYR
Take a gym practical or a multiple choice on sports terms?

Either would be fine, but I guess the practical first.


In post apoc world with only 05% mundane people left, lots of mutants, would you rather be...


a mutant house cat (12-15 lbs) with partial vocals chords (can talk in short simple words), fully prehensile tail (like a monkey), and human level intelligence

or

a mutant mutt dog (25-30 lbs) with full vocal chords, thumbs instead of dewclaws, and human level intelligence


(next couple people feel free to answer this one in addition to your other new WYR questions...taking notes for a game :)  )

Dog. Arf arf ;D

Dog

WYR

Eat stale popcorn

Or

Stale cereal

Cat. Popcorn.

WYR
Listen to German industrial
or
J-pop?

In answer to Rel's question - cat.

In answer to Discord's question - German industrial, I suppose, although neither genre is particularly interesting to me.

Relevant question time!

Would you rather be in a manic or depressed state?

Ooh... ummm... manic. Depressed isn't fun. I hate crying. I'd rather be all over the place.

Would you rather get the Dark Shock or the Reaper?

Reaper.

WYR

Graflex or
Guardian

Graflex.

Would you rather live in a small house very far underground or at the top of a skyscraper?

Skyscraper.

WYR
speak Finnish for the rest of your life
or
speak Swahili for the rest of your life
?

Finnish of course.

Firebender

or

Waterbender?

I don't even know what those are.

Every time you speak WYR have

A laugh track play

Or

Dr Orpheus music play

Laugh track I guess   :-\

And for the previous one...between fire or water bending, I will take water.



Would you rather


be abducted by aliens and experimented on

or

be activated by your masters to complete your mission

Activated. *nods* lol

WYR
Paint your nails neon pink
or
sparkly?

Hmmm... sparkly.

I must learn what it is like to have hands....

Would you rather have two opposable digits on each hand or four fingers but no thumbs on each hand?

Oooh... Opposable digits I suppose.

Would you rather that

Chaos made a question to post?

or

Answer one of mine?  ;D

*ahem* I'd rather answer one of yours. ^^"""
WYR
Read badly written fanfic for
Twilight
or
Fifty Shades?

50 Shades started as crappy fanfic for Twilight :D

I would rather read crappy fanfic for Twilight... at least it would be a humorous experience.

Would you rather read the entire Twilight series or the entire 50 Shades series?

Twilight, I actually used to like it. :o

WYR
have me forget to post a question
or
Rogue forget to post a question
?

You cause then I get to poke fun.  :P

WYR Live to the age where you can't take care of yourself anymore in a nursing home

or

die young?

Die young. I don't ever want to live in a nursing home. Ever. >__<

Would you rather
eat
bacon
or
cake?

Bacon. Unless it's Canadian Bacon. It's just sliced ham then.

WYR Listen to Country

or

Listen to Bieber.

Oooooooch. That's a tough one. Almost gonna say Bieber... >___<

WYR eat Sushi or kimchi. Totally spelled that wrong...

Sushi, love it.

WYR be a...
Fisherman
Or
Fireman

Fisherman. =) Omnomnom fish.

WYR
Eat fish
or
beef?

Beef

Would you rather control the sun or moon? ;)

Oooh... tricky. Moon. Then I could make tides and solar eclipses and stuff.

Would you rather watch
White Collar
or
Hustle
?

I am content with my job, thank you very much ;)


Hmmm... White Collar, I suppose.

Would you rather be wealthy or happy?

Ugh. These questions again. >__< Money buys ice cream. But I don't want to be a hobo. I like modern comforts. Can I go with "sufficient income with moderate levels of satisfaction"?

WYR
Have a vulgar nickname
or
have an embarrassing nickname?

I already have a vulgar nickname so why fix what isn't broke?


WYR

Have someone always lie to you and be polite?

or

Have them always be truthful and always hurt your feelings?

Truthful. Sucks less in the longrun.

WYR
Have ice cream?
or
Frozen yogurt?

Fro-yo is healthier

WYR eat pie or sushi?

Sushi... healthier

WYR

 eat rotten fruit covered in bugs and mold and disease

Or your own pet?

I'll take the fruit :P

Would you rather die in a tornado or fire?

Fire. I've been caught on fire before. Not as bad as you think.


WYR

Be buried alive

or

Fall off the Grand Canyon?

Fall. Being buried alive has to be one of the worst ways to die.

Would you rather be Elizabeth Bathory or Charles VI the Mad?

*blink blink* I like being female. I'll go with Elizabeth.

WYR
have a pet hedgehog
or
a pet sugar glider?

SUGAR GLIDER!!!!!!!!111111eleventy111

WYR

Have a scorpion sting you

or

a black widow bite you?  (Both are non-lethal)

Scorpion.

Would you rather be crushed by a falling piano, or run over by a van in the shape of a giant hot dog?

Piano. That seems to be more funny in a classic cartoon way.


Personally, I would go with Charles VI (and not just because of gender). Bathory was one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.

Would you rather burn one of your fingers badly or have severe frostbite in one of your fingers?

Burn. Definitely burn.

Would you rather be a bass-baritone or a tenor?

a trout-baritone

would you rather have great taste or less filling?

Great taste.

WYR receive a hug or a box of chocolates?

Chocolates although it depends what kind, and it depends on who is hugging

WYR watch someone

Die
Or
Be born

Die. Birth... yeah, I'm not going there.

When listening to music (whatever music you feel like listening to), would you rather the music be slightly too quiet or slightly too loud (your hearing will still adjust normally)?

Too loud. Mine generally is anyway.

Would you rather be in the pokemon world or in the Yu-Gi-Oh world?

Pokemon!

Would you rather:

Be mute?

or

Be Deaf?

Mute. I can do sign language.

WYR

Forget to post a question

or

Listen to me rant about Sugar Gliders?  ;D

Listen to you rant about Sugar Gliders. I have no idea what those are, though.

Would you rather be an MMA practicioneer, or a Krav Maga practicioneer?

Krav Maga!

Would you rather:
 
Be struck by lightning?

or

Be shot?

Both. Wait, no. Shot. Yes.

Would you rather have a broken finger or a broken toe?

I've had both, and I'd rather have a broken toe. It hurts like the dickens to walk on, but at least I'd still be able to type and play games.

Would you rather:

Fall asleep in a nearly empty lecture hall and be woken up by the speaker?

or

Be the speaker and be the one waking up a sleeping person in the audience?

I WANNA BE HIT BY LIGHTNING. IT'S MY AMBITION IN LIFE. I DON'T CARE IF I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A MONTH. I WANT IT TO HAPPEN.
I'd rather wake someone up. More entertaining.

Would you rather have red eyes or yellow eyes?

Hmmm... red.

Would you rather have purple or cyan eyes?

Purple! =D

Would you rather have neon pink hair or dark blue hair?

Dark Blue.

Would you rather lose your right or left eye?

Left definitely!

If you were to die painfully, would you rather:

Be run over by a steam roller?

or

Slowly boiled in oil?

Run over.

Would you rather be a boring (and bored) office job worker or a very adventurous person who attracts too much attention?

Adventure. I hate being bored...

Would you rather never be able to touch a lightsaber again or never be able to watch star wars again?

aw, come on... who can make that choice?

er... never watch star wars?

Would you rather...

Remember to ask a question

Or

Forget to ask a question?

;)

Forget to ask a question. ;D

Would you rather hit Abaddon with a rubber chicken, or an ultrasaber?  ;D

Eh, rubber chicken. He's got a nice sig.

Would you rather be a rubber chicken or a slinky?

Would I rather be whacked against people, or be forced to slink down staircases? ;D Well, I guess I would rather be a rubber chicken.

Would you rather jump out of an airplane, or jump off a cliff into icy cold water?

AIRPLANE! So long as I have a parachute...

Would you rather sleep with snails or frogs?

Frogs

WYR be a boy with a girls name

Or girl with a boys name

Names that can be for both don't count

Eh, girl with a boy's name.

Would you rather have a very common name or one that stands out?

Stands out. I don't like when people yell out my name but it's not me they're talking to T__T S'why I only respond to my last name now.

Would you rather go to Italy or New Zealand?

That's very tough... I love the history of Italy but the New Zealand-ness of New Zealand... ATBE, I'd go with Italy.

Would you rather go on a luxurious vacation or an expedition to a remote location?

Depends on the location. Himalayas would be preferable over a French luxurious vacation.
Would you rather go on a photography trip somewhere historical (outside the US) or on a cultural geography trip to somewhere historical (same thing)?

Both :D

Would you rather be forced to wear the same set of clothes every day, or never be able to wear the same set of clothes more than once a month?

Never be able to wear the same set of clothes more than once a month. I don't think that would be a problem for me.

Would you rather wear attractive clothes or comfortable clothes in public?

Comfortable clothes

Would you rather wear clothes made of dead fish every day
Or
Clothes made of broken glass every day

Oh gosh. Um, broken glass. Definitely.

Would you rather be a man or a woman?

I like being a chick.

Would you rather have a boss who's a total jerk but pays you well or a really nice boss that can't afford to pay you really well?

Jerk boss, definitely.  I've never had a well-paying job before, but I've had jerk bosses, and people that almost treated me like family; I feel like I hated work either way.  The money would be a nice perk.

WYR win a lifetime supply of free random pen and marker caps
Or
A lifetime supply of free random tupperware lids

Oooh... tupperware lids. I use click pens. lol

WYR: Eat pancakes for the rest of your life
or
eat green bell peppers for the rest of your life?

Bell peppers, I love em!

WYR wake up one day and have:

Peter Griffin's voice

Or

Homer Simpson's voice

Peter Griffin, everything I say IRL would sound even more sarcastic.

So, WYR be invisible at a girl's (all 18) slumber party, or be invisible on the set of Star Wars VII?

Uhhhh... Well, I don't see the appeal of the slumber party, seeing as I'm a chick... So I guess Star Wars set. =P

WYR
 have to hunt with a bow for all your meat (you can buy veggies at the store and stuff)
or
have to live off of only fish? (You can buy dat shtuff)

I'd take the fishies. Archery is not my strong suit.

You must start a war against a country with the intent of completely demolishing said country. Alone. Make up your own reason why - perhaps they kicked your dog off a bridge or you hate their architectural style. Would you rather war against China or 'Murica?

Obviously, America.

Would you rather wage war against Germany or Russia?

Germany. We kicked thier ass once. We can do it again.

WYR go to war with the drug cartels.

Or

The America south.

Be careful, there are are German people on here. Anyway, I think he was still referring to a one-man war (you against an entire country), not 'Murica versus a country.


The American South.

Would you rather live in the Arctic or Antarctic?

Arctic! POLAR BEARS! I don't think I've done my polar bear rant here...

WYR study
American history
or
Polynesian tribal history

'MURICA!!!

WYR

Spend an entire day catering to Justin Beiber

or

Snookie?

I'll take "Bullet to the head" for $200, Alex...

Would you rather spend your time:

watching a 24 hour marathon of Jar Jar Binks

or

watching a 24 hour marathon of Paris Hilton's "acting" reel?