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Title: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 12, 2019, 04:53:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cqMY5Yn.jpg)

My choice: The Princess Bride Eloped


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Taegin Roan on March 12, 2019, 07:26:29 PM
Aladdin Sucks.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 12, 2019, 07:49:54 PM
Here are a few others I came up with:

How to Potty Train Your Dragon
The Fantastic 4-some
No Country Music for Old Men


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 12, 2019, 07:55:05 PM
County Clerks


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 12, 2019, 07:59:58 PM
The Wrath of Chaka Khan


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 12, 2019, 08:04:43 PM
Men In Black Dresses


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 12, 2019, 08:07:44 PM
The Passion Fruit of the Christ


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 12, 2019, 08:09:06 PM
Super Trooper Mario Bros.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 12, 2019, 08:15:42 PM
Lord of the C*ck Rings


The Super Trooper Mario Bros.
That's two words!  ::)



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 12, 2019, 08:35:47 PM
Bad Boy's Mother
The Fifth Element Band
Man of Steel Barrel
Batman's Pajama Returns
Iron Man-Date
Pillow Fight Club
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Toilet Secrets
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Blouse
Watchmen Pee
Goodwill Hunting Department
Pacific Rim Sales
The Dark Knight Retires
Snow isn't White
Alien Vs. Creepy Predator
Salvation Army of Darkness
The Great Toy Train Robbery
Rocky Mountains II
Beauty and the Beast's Expectations
Return of the Burger King
Green Lantern Sale
Disney's The Exorcist
The Matrix Printer
The Fast and the Furious Washer
Return of the Jedi's Taxes
Dawn of the Dead Crowd
When Harry Met Sally's Babysitter
Fast Five Lottery
Red River Fish
Ant-Man and the Wasp Spray
The Little Mermaid Lied
The Laundry Avengers
Guardians of the Galaxy's Boot Vol. 2
Snake's Venom
X-Men: First Class Tickets
Dr. Strange Appointments
Black Panther's Golfcart
Furious 7 Newborns
Wonder Woman's Gymbag
Shazam App
Electrical Transformers
A Clockwork Orange Juice
Bumblebee Spray
Enter the Matrix of Fossils
Honey, I Shrunk the Kid's Jersey
Stolen Toy Story
Men in Black Pants
The Hateful Eight Words
Disney's Star Wars.... Oh wait....


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 12, 2019, 08:58:19 PM
That's two words!  ::)
FINE! Fixed it.

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets
Goodwill Hunting Season
Pacific Rim Job
Yellow Snow White
Alien Vs. Online Predator
The Dot Matrix
A Clockwork Orange Julius
Sex Toy Story
A few potential adjustments.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 12, 2019, 09:14:53 PM
I think you went a bit overboard there Infinit. Leave some for others to play!  ;D

The Land Before Hammer Time
indiana Jones & the Mormon Temple of Doom
Scott Pilgrim vs the Third World
The Green Curry Mile
When Harry Potter Met Sally
Break Dances with Wolves
The Bourne Identity Crisis


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Maestro Jones on March 12, 2019, 09:19:08 PM
Gone with the Breaking Wind


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Karmack on March 12, 2019, 09:21:33 PM
Um...   These:

The Land Before Hammer Time
The Bourne Identity Crisis


Point!


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 12, 2019, 10:23:34 PM
I think you went a bit overboard there Infinit. Leave some for others to play!  ;D

My apologies, just got really into it, lol.

Um...   These:

The Land Before Hammer Time
The Bourne Identity Crisis


Point!

Good one! Points back!


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Maestro Jones on March 12, 2019, 11:10:13 PM
Citizen Candy Cane


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 12, 2019, 11:21:23 PM
The Twilight Friend Zone



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: For Tyeth on March 12, 2019, 11:32:54 PM
Would this one count....

The Roman Empire Strikes Back

(This would totally change the course of European history!)


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 13, 2019, 03:43:02 AM
The Fog Light
M. Night Shyamalan‘s Stop Signs


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 13, 2019, 03:18:19 PM
Indiana Jones Oakland Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Two Cell Towers
Captain Marvel Comics


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Randy Magnum on March 13, 2019, 03:29:52 PM
The Neverending Short Story



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 09:32:36 AM
It's Not A Wonderful Life
Home Handcuffed Alone


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Randy Magnum on March 13, 2019, 05:13:13 PM
Pulp Science Fiction


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 05:38:26 PM
It's Not A Wonderful Life
Just had a better idea:

It’s a Wonderful Life Sentence

Monty Python’s Life of Brian Cranston
Return of The Last Jedi




Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 13, 2019, 07:14:10 PM
Retirement Home Alone

The Phantom Pain Menace
Heart Attack of the Clones
...
A New Bob Hope
The Empire Hunger Strikes Back
Book Return of the Jedi

Up Jurassic Park

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Water


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 07:20:42 PM
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Condom Factory
Men in Black Panties


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 13, 2019, 07:27:15 PM
Pile Driving Miss Daisy
Snakes on a Vertical Plane
The Monthly Texas Chain Saw Massacre
My Big Fat Greek Yogurt Wedding
Saving Private Ryan's Recipe
Platonic Love Story
Adult Toy Story
Mary Poppins Y'all
Enemy at the Locked Gates


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 08:11:53 PM
Total Product Recall
Disney’s The Exorcist
Uber Taxi Driver


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 13, 2019, 08:23:41 PM
The Last Drug King of Scotland
Terminator 3: Rise Of the Washing Machines


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 13, 2019, 08:33:32 PM
Love Actually Stinks


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 08:49:57 PM
American Pie Chart
Food Fight Club


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Randy Magnum on March 13, 2019, 10:18:19 PM
Ghost in the Conch Shell


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 03:23:00 PM
Bill & Ted Bundy’s Excellent Adventure
Saturday Night Scarlet Fever
The Human Centipede: Musical


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Randy Magnum on March 13, 2019, 10:45:31 PM
Blade Track Runner
Seven Eight
The Breakfast Golf Club
Reservoir Rescue Dogs 


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 04:02:07 PM
The Princess Mailorder Bride
Lord of the Unzipped Flies
Potty Training Day


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Maestro Jones on March 13, 2019, 11:22:48 PM
The Breakfast Taco Club
American Beauty Supplies
Sixty 9


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 13, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
Field of Wet Dreams
Jurassic Trailer Park
Wonder Bra Woman


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 14, 2019, 02:53:40 AM
The OCD Notebook
Next Friday the 13th
Dear John Wayne
Need for Speed Pills
Fast Five Squats
Made Men Squel
His Nut Job


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 14, 2019, 02:57:39 PM
Field of Wet Dreams
Lord of the Unzipped Flies
Potty Training Day
Bill & Ted Bundy’s Excellent Adventure
Saturday Night Scarlet Fever
The Human Centipede: Musical

HOLY $#!% Knox. You were on a tear. :'-D


Tale of Two City Blocks


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 14, 2019, 04:44:07 PM
The Sound of Dubstep Music
Love Actually Sucks
You've got Spam Mail
50 Shades of Grey Poupon
Dr No, Proctologist
The Fairy Godfather
Guardians of the Galaxy S7
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi's Probation


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 14, 2019, 06:48:41 PM
Star Trek Wars
Drag Queen of the Damned
There Will Be Menstrual Blood


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 14, 2019, 07:23:28 PM
Star Wars Trek (someone else is a fan of Futurama)
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Saber Forum. (FTW)


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 14, 2019, 07:25:52 PM
Overboard Pilates
Fighting with my Family's Cat
Marry Poppins Returns DVDs


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 14, 2019, 07:35:30 PM
The Girl With The Temporary Dragon Tattoo
Little Pawn Shop of Horrors

HOLY $#!% Knox. You were on a tear. :'-D
Had some time of my hands while the missus was in the shower.



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 14, 2019, 07:57:53 PM
Had some time of my hands while the missus was in the shower.
And you weren't in with her because?......................


My Super Crazy Ex-girlfriend


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 14, 2019, 09:22:54 PM
Batman: Martha Returns
Pulp Fan-Fiction


And you weren't in with her because?......................
It was my job to warm up the bed



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: ThreadJack on March 14, 2019, 02:28:09 PM
Just a friendly reminder from the Mod staff, keep it PG-13. I've seen a couple that are close to going over the line.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 14, 2019, 09:43:32 PM
Reservoir Hot Dogs
Pillow Fight Club


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 15, 2019, 06:53:40 PM
It was my job to warm up the bed
Then you did it wrong


Wayne's Small World
Psycho Ex-girlfriend
Mad Skillz Max



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 15, 2019, 06:56:32 PM
Death Gas Race


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 15, 2019, 06:59:58 PM
Pride & Racial Prejudice
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup

Then you did it wrong
That's not what she said  ;)


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 15, 2019, 07:06:53 PM
That's not what she said  ;)
I was of the mind: shared shower = cool bed feel better ;)


Gym Sneakers


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 15, 2019, 07:28:06 PM
Bedknobs, Handcuffs & Broomsticks

I was of the mind: shared shower = cool bed feel better ;)
She prefers a warm bed.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 18, 2019, 01:23:38 PM
Fifty Shades of Grey Scale


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 18, 2019, 01:36:54 PM
The Fifth Heating Element


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 18, 2019, 01:43:04 PM
The Scarlet Fever Pimpernel


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 18, 2019, 01:45:56 PM
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Fresh Prince


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 18, 2019, 02:06:39 PM
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Fresh Prince
Seriously, we need a ROFL emoji on the forum.

The Man in the Iron Man Mask


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on March 18, 2019, 02:17:50 PM
Men in Black: International Shopping
Spider-Man: Far from Home work
Glass Case
What don't Men Want
Fighting with my Family's Therapist


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 18, 2019, 10:09:27 AM
Mary Pill Poppins
First Lady & The Tramp

Seriously, we need a ROFL emoji on the forum.
Seconded.



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 19, 2019, 10:06:06 AM
Scott Pilgrim vs. the Third World
The Hunt for Red October Fest


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 19, 2019, 05:51:34 PM
Scott Pilgrim vs. the Third World
I already posted that! But it's so good it demands to be posted again.

Don't Get Out
Beauty & the Sexy Beast
A Clown FIsh Called Wanda


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Taegin Roan on March 19, 2019, 06:22:37 PM
The Aristocats Died
Journey to the Center of the Earth Worm
X-Men: First Class Failure


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on March 19, 2019, 06:28:37 PM
I already posted that! But it's so good it demands to be posted again.
Dammit


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on March 19, 2019, 06:29:24 PM
Porn Star Wars
Beverly Hills Mall Cop


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: PsychoSith on June 24, 2019, 03:58:43 PM
John Wick Retires


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on June 24, 2019, 10:15:08 PM
X-men: Dark Phoenix Nights
Marvel's Redneck Avengers
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Home


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Kaboose0008 on June 24, 2019, 10:36:00 PM
Schindler's Bucket List
Sewer Waterboy
Batman Begins Therapy


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on June 24, 2019, 11:21:10 PM
Second Breakfast at Tiffany's


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on June 25, 2019, 12:48:14 AM
Jaws: The Emperor's Revenge


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: BufordTJustice on June 25, 2019, 08:20:20 AM
Broke, dazed and confused

Uncle Buck Rogers





Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on June 25, 2019, 11:34:07 AM
Frozen Dinner


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Kaboose0008 on June 25, 2019, 12:41:17 PM
Up Yours


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on June 25, 2019, 12:50:04 PM
Bill & Ted's Bogus Unexpected Journey


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on June 25, 2019, 01:22:35 PM
Black Panther's Sandals
Step Child's Play
Shazam! is offline
Frozen Vegetables 2


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on June 25, 2019, 04:11:17 PM
Up Yours
HA!! Point for that  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on June 25, 2019, 08:27:49 PM
Click Bait


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Kaboose0008 on June 25, 2019, 04:17:49 PM
Bum Fight Club


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Taegin Roan on June 25, 2019, 08:52:09 PM
Gear Shaft


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: BufordTJustice on June 26, 2019, 12:33:17 AM
Pretty ugly woman

Analyze this rash

The Burger King's speech



Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on June 26, 2019, 01:30:41 PM
2001: A Space Honda Odyssey


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: PsychoSith on June 26, 2019, 08:57:37 PM
Godzilla: King of the Monsters Inc.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on June 27, 2019, 05:36:40 AM
Shave Ice Age


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on June 27, 2019, 01:15:30 PM
Broken Jaws


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on June 28, 2019, 02:04:18 PM
Jack and Jill Icecream


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 01, 2019, 08:06:18 PM
Star Search Wars


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: PsychoSith on July 02, 2019, 01:40:24 PM
Imaginary Pet Semetary


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: GeddaTheHutt on July 03, 2019, 12:51:13 PM
The Return Of The Night King.
The Italian Hand Job.
The Dark Kyber Crystal.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 03, 2019, 01:06:25 PM
The Dark Kyber Crystal.
Congrats. Effectively ruined for all time.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Tepes on July 03, 2019, 02:49:19 PM
Congrats. Effectively ruined for all time.

Apparently Black Kyber Crystals Do not create black blades, they create red albeit a bit deeper red.  Still no "in Universe" on why the Dark Saber is black.






Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 03, 2019, 03:06:07 PM
Apparently Black Kyber Crystals Do not create black blades, they create red albeit a bit deeper red.  Still no "in Universe" on why the Dark Saber is black.
Cuz the current crop of writers are pretentious idiots. ::)


Back to the ruined movies:


The Last Action Hero Retires
The Last Samurai Dies
The Last Starfighter Explodes


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Tepes on July 03, 2019, 03:26:02 PM

The Last Samurai Dies



....well...that is what happens in the movie  :P






The Longest School Day


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 03, 2019, 04:05:43 PM

....well...that is what happens in the movie  :P
No he doesn't. He goes back to the village to live out his days with his new honey.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Tepes on July 03, 2019, 04:25:45 PM
No he doesn't. He goes back to the village to live out his days with his new honey.

The Samurai in the title is plural....it refers to Katsumoto and his men not Capt. Algren. 


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 03, 2019, 04:31:05 PM
The Samurai in the title is plural....it refers to Katsumoto and his men not Capt. Algren. 
Yeah, that got lost in translation.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Infinit01 on July 03, 2019, 05:49:29 PM
Men In Black: International Pancakes


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Kaboose0008 on July 04, 2019, 01:15:58 AM
Martin Lawrence of Arabia


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on July 04, 2019, 03:40:33 PM
Real Steel Magnolias


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Kaboose0008 on July 05, 2019, 02:48:24 AM
Training Wheels Day


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 05, 2019, 12:23:14 PM
Misfit Toys


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on July 05, 2019, 08:47:21 PM
The Book of Eli Wallach


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on July 05, 2019, 02:58:08 PM
Die Hard with a Cuddly Vengeance


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Kaboose0008 on July 06, 2019, 02:17:41 AM
Invasion Of The Body Cream Snatchers


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on July 06, 2019, 04:12:17 AM
Watchmen masturbate


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on July 06, 2019, 12:48:17 PM
Fast and Furious Cats


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on July 06, 2019, 04:17:41 PM
Reasonable Speed


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 08, 2019, 02:22:32 PM
The Bedrock


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on July 08, 2019, 03:06:50 PM
Batman Begins Studying


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 08, 2019, 04:46:46 PM
Batman Quits Forever


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Bob Loblaw on July 08, 2019, 06:57:14 PM
Quantum Leap of Solace


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 08, 2019, 07:19:54 PM
In Spectre ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Bob Loblaw on July 08, 2019, 07:44:24 PM
In Spectre ;D ;D ;D

 ;D

A Beautiful Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste





Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 08, 2019, 08:17:02 PM
A Beautiful Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
I'm confused. What's the original title?


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Bob Loblaw on July 08, 2019, 08:18:54 PM
I'm confused. What's the original title?

A Beautiful Mind. Starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 08, 2019, 08:20:35 PM
A Beautiful Mind. Starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly.
Thought so. Way too many words. Entries must be ruined with the addition of only a single word.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on July 08, 2019, 08:21:28 PM
The Ten THOUSAND Commandments


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Bob Loblaw on July 08, 2019, 08:38:05 PM
Thought so. Way too many words. Entries must be ruined with the addition of only a single word.

Ah. Sorry about that.

Pineapple Express Lane


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on July 08, 2019, 08:44:17 PM
The Hills have Potato Eyes


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on July 08, 2019, 09:21:07 PM
Disney’s The Exorcist


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: For Tyeth on July 08, 2019, 09:27:36 PM
The Kraft Philadelphia Experiment


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: PsychoSith on July 10, 2019, 01:19:09 PM
Disney’s The Exorcist


I feel like adding "Disney's" to any serious movie is cheating  :D point

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadow Puppets


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 10, 2019, 02:35:17 PM
I feel like adding "Disney's" to any serious movie is cheating  :D point

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadow Puppets
Disney's Silent Hill ;D :P


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Bob Loblaw on July 10, 2019, 09:43:18 PM
The Thug Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on July 23, 2019, 04:38:34 PM
The Lord of the Nipple Rings


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Cyclops942 on July 23, 2019, 11:32:27 PM
The Lord of the Nipple Rings
You are truly evil...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: CruentoNox on July 24, 2019, 06:31:04 AM
Sorry I'm late. Just discovered this post. So here it goes:

The Shining Armor
Night Of The Living Dead Coworkers
The Sound Of Metal Music
Oblivion Drinker


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Kaboose0008 on July 24, 2019, 07:33:27 PM
Falling Down Stairs


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on July 25, 2019, 09:49:50 PM
The Window Wizard of Oz.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on July 26, 2019, 01:01:14 PM
The Matrix Multiplication


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Bob Loblaw on July 29, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
This Is 40 Oz.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: chalion on July 29, 2019, 08:57:58 PM
This Is Not Spinal Tap


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: BufordTJustice on August 05, 2019, 04:10:49 AM
The Beach Bum Murders


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Knox on August 28, 2019, 09:06:48 AM
The Lost Luggage Boys

You are truly evil...
What's wrong with nipple rings?🤔


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Cyclops942 on August 28, 2019, 10:54:23 PM
The Lost Luggage Boys
What's wrong with nipple rings?🤔
What's wrong with nipple rings is that they are extra-canonical to The Lord of the Rings, and now you've got me re-imagining those movies with all the characters having them, and imagining all that chafing under the robes and armor they all wore.  Can you imagine that under chain mail?  Ugh!


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: CruentoNox on August 29, 2019, 05:24:40 AM
What's wrong with nipple rings is that they are extra-canonical to The Lord of the Rings, and now you've got me re-imagining those movies with all the characters having them, and imagining all that chafing under the robes and armor they all wore.  Can you imagine that under chain mail?  Ugh!

Point for the laugh to start my day!


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Darth Logos on September 05, 2019, 02:26:09 PM
(Don't know if this breaks rules but...)


Dirty Snatch


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: Bob Loblaw on September 05, 2019, 02:49:22 PM
(Don't know if this breaks rules but...)


Dirty Snatch
(https://i.imgur.com/eKaNS5S.jpg)


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on November 12, 2020, 11:56:39 PM
What's wrong with nipple rings is that they are extra-canonical to The Lord of the Rings, and now you've got me re-imagining those movies with all the characters having them, and imagining all that chafing under the robes and armor they all wore.  Can you imagine that under chain mail?  Ugh!
  Can't do that with The One Ring, or Sauron is gonna spot Frodo real quick. Plus there's gotta be a drastic increase to losing your mind if that ring is sub dermal. Invisible all the time too... wow.

The Permanently Blind Side
The Punisher Forgives
District Sixty 9
School Shooter
Vegan Hannibal Rising
X-Men: Apocalypse Now
The Fault in Our Adult Stars


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: nunya on November 13, 2020, 03:15:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/eKaNS5S.jpg)
POINT for the user name.
And another to be awarded later for the great reply.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on November 13, 2020, 08:13:37 PM
Superman: Red Skull's Son
Bad Boyz Married for Life
Dragonheart: Cersei's Vengeance
Abducting Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears
Caging the Lovebirds


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on November 14, 2020, 10:14:36 AM
Illegal Alien VS Predator
Denied Miracle on 34th Street
Never Meet the Parents
The Invisible Blind Man
Calling Debt Collectors


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on November 19, 2020, 03:36:29 AM
Knock Knock Jokes
Bad Moms: Leia
The Man in the Iron Sith Mask
Jedi Ender's Game
Grievous: Psycho Yoga Instructor


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: nunya on November 19, 2020, 04:35:01 PM
Bad Moms: Leia
LOL and :( to this one - point


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on November 19, 2020, 07:49:05 PM
LOL and :( to this one - point
I totally stumbled on this topic at first, threw whatever I could out there mostly to amuse myself but also on the off chance of reviving the game. Some of what got thrown out there was pure gold already, so I just tried to add ones not previously "ruined". Plus I'm a big movie buff with a dark sense of humor so this is heaven. It's hard not to come up with a few each day/couple days. So many great or terrible movies out there that can be twisted around with a single word. Also colons, 's, and commas seem appropriate if used well. Keeping in line with the pre-existing format anyway. But hey, don't thank me, do what everyone else does... thank Disney for all the magic. They've given us years worth of material. Too easy.


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on November 22, 2020, 06:01:46 AM
Dracula Untold Failures
The Girl With All The Squandered Gifts
Quarantine 2020
2020: Doomsday Pandemic
Reality 28 Weeks Later
Eternal Darkness Falls
40 days of Night Lights
Nightly Walk of Shame


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on November 26, 2020, 12:46:59 PM
Hannibal: ThanksKilling
Coal Black Christmas
A Padawan Christmas Story
Gift Return of the Jedi


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: MercuryKungFu on November 27, 2020, 02:18:32 AM
Hannibal: ThanksKilling
Coal Black Christmas
A Padawan Christmas Story
Gift Return of the Jedi


Thankskilling you say? -1 point!


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on December 09, 2020, 05:31:36 AM
The Rainbow Ritual
We Peacefully Summon the Darkness
As Said Above, so Below
Family Donating Blood
The Sewing Circle


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on December 09, 2020, 07:09:35 PM
It Comes at Night (original film title, not altered.)

(I'm doing an adapted post, because I originally watched this in 2017 when it came out. Now, after the past year and a half; one word has ruined this movie for me... it's now like a whole different film. And I loved anything from thrillers, horror, zombies, hauntings, whatever. But this is just a wild movie now in some of the best ways. I love dark films, for so many reasons and this one is the good, the bad, and the ugly rolled all up into one in my take away from this last viewing. Survival horror in motion, it gave me chills. Watch at the risk of your own sanity.)

So if I'm adding a word, COVID...


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on December 11, 2020, 02:38:28 AM
The Collect Call
Rehab Session 9
Beautiful Delirium
Children Don't Listen


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on December 24, 2020, 07:07:11 AM
Traditional Christmas Break-in
A Bad Moms Christmas Present
Blackout Christmas
Merry Krampus
Await Further IKEA Instructions
Clinical Christmas

And finally tipping my hat to some of my favorites listed here:
Imaginary Pet Semetary
Reasonable Speed
Schindler's Bucket List
Batman Begins Therapy


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: DarthProdigal on February 03, 2021, 09:21:29 PM
The Invisible Guest Bedroom
Unclaimed Cadaver
Faking A Ghost Story
The Political Platform
IRS Case 39
The Fossilized Titan
Project Power Outage
Sideshow Freaks


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: JoleeBindo on February 21, 2021, 02:34:35 AM
The Seven Samurai Strippers
Yojimbo Bimbo
Hanzo the Laser Razor


Title: Re: Ruin A Movie
Post by: SirLiftaLot on February 21, 2021, 03:04:55 AM
I hope none of these have already been used:

Harry Potter and the Takeout Order of the Phoenix

And the Ahnold editions:

Child Predator

Going Commando

The Slowly Running Man