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Author Topic: A Raucous Rebel Song  (Read 2367 times)
Rina Ascura
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« on: December 12, 2012, 08:55:10 PM »

a.k.a. Vader has only got one ball. A lyric swap for the original WWII song about the Nazis.

Land of soap and water,
Vader's having a bath.
Mothma peeps through a keyhole,
Having a good laugh...

Because...

Vader has only got one ball
Tarkin has two, but very small,
Jabba has balls of rubber,
And Palpatine has got no balls at all!

Vader has only got one ball,
The other is on an adobe wall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.

She threw it into a sarlacc's face,
But missed, and it got into deep space.
The cave-slug got out his space mug,
And had some bollocks and some oratays.

P.S. No offence to Shmi, the common rebel soldiers didn't know any better.
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Rina Ascura
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 03:21:09 AM »

Later, when Luke and Leia learned their father's full story, they insisted on changing the controversial line to "Watto, who's always blotto"
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 07:19:08 AM »

I'm still laughing at this. I'm dying to know what the melody is too! Since I make beer, this song seems very appropriate for my repertoire!  Grin

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Rina Ascura
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 10:11:04 AM »

The "Dink Dink song" from Spaceballs is the melody. It's more properly called Colonel Bogey March. The first lines use the melody of "Land of Hope and Glory".
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 10:41:57 AM »

The "Dink Dink song" from Spaceballs is the melody. It's more properly called Colonel Bogey March. The first lines use the melody of "Land of Hope and Glory".

Hahaha! Not the 'sea chanty' I was imagining, but that's awesome too! Point again! Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 11:35:36 AM »

someone oughta make a video with a bunch of rebel pilots singing this in a cantina!
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 02:12:37 PM »

Haha I can actually see some rebel pilots singing that. Good work Smiley
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