Vixus PriX
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The only sober Hawk Bat
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« Reply #1080 on: December 01, 2014, 06:47:54 PM » |
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Jar Jar's death (damn we wish) because that was the only place he was still welcome, after he...
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Gillera
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« Reply #1081 on: December 01, 2014, 09:03:37 PM » |
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arrived in the underworld, the rulers were so absolutely horrified that they...
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Jammo
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Hawk-Bat Leader
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« Reply #1082 on: December 01, 2014, 10:21:42 PM » |
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Tried to send him back to the Hawk-Bats, seeing as they were responsible. The Hawk-Bats refused to take Jar Jar and Chuckles the Kowakian Monkey Lizard tased Death, causing him to...
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SlenderTheEnder
Knight Lt. Commander
Force Alignment: 15
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Light side points please. 끄기 우리가 간다!
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« Reply #1083 on: December 02, 2014, 03:36:15 AM » |
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Kill Jar Jar again, because we can't kill him enough. So after his heart was sacrificed Mayan-style to the god Lucas, we asked for....
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 It's all about the Benjamins, and I don't have many, but ideally, I want a Manticore CE in SY with Obsidian for Emerald, FoC orange.  |
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jedi Kai-gon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 33
Posts: 825
Knight of the Red Jedi Order
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« Reply #1084 on: December 02, 2014, 10:28:17 AM » |
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him to be resurrected once more so that we could sacrifice him all over again...
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
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Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #1085 on: December 02, 2014, 02:36:06 PM » |
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but that was starting to get messy so they refused, which was fine, because everyone was sick and tired of Jar Jar jokes anyways so they were just going to leave him dead for once. Instead they resurrected Sheriff Buford T. Justice and informed him that the Hawk-Bats were smuggling Coors Beer east of the Mississippi, from Texarkana to Atlanta, and had less than 28 hours to do it in...
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Jammo
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« Reply #1086 on: December 02, 2014, 05:57:44 PM » |
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Which is silly when you consider that they have hyperdrive equipped spaceships. Buford hopped in a TIE Fighter and yelled out...
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Vixus PriX
Knight Commander
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The only sober Hawk Bat
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« Reply #1087 on: December 02, 2014, 06:30:47 PM » |
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Obscenity's too obscene to say on this forum, causing the admin...
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jedi Kai-gon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 33
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Knight of the Red Jedi Order
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« Reply #1088 on: December 03, 2014, 12:09:46 PM » |
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to ban him for life, this caused...
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srams
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Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #1089 on: December 03, 2014, 12:42:17 PM » |
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A horrible shift in the never ending saber forum story... Suddenly the Space Kraken tore a hole in the fabric of the 6194th dimension and ate all the last few pages of the story. Then... All was quiet... Until...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Gillera
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« Reply #1090 on: December 03, 2014, 01:24:28 PM » |
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a sound.. so faint that it could almost be mistaken for a mere play by the imagination, traveled through the vast emptiness of space for a seemingly eternity, until at last it could be heard by...
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JEStucker
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« Reply #1091 on: December 03, 2014, 01:52:14 PM » |
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The Last Kryptonian, however he was too busy using his X-ray vision to spy on some reporter undressing in her apartment to pay any attention to the sound, so instead...
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Qui-Lar
Knight Commander
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"This weapon is your life!"
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« Reply #1092 on: December 03, 2014, 06:34:01 PM » |
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He turned around only to find the nearly
unclothed reporter had teleported herself
in front of him sensing his dastardly deed
and punched his pervy nose breaking it
without mercy. The teleporting reporter
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jedi Kai-gon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 33
Posts: 825
Knight of the Red Jedi Order
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« Reply #1093 on: December 04, 2014, 09:44:37 AM » |
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she-who-is-not-to-be-disobeyed this upset You-know-who, because...
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Jammo
Knight Commander
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Hawk-Bat Leader
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« Reply #1094 on: December 04, 2014, 07:14:41 PM » |
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That's exactly what happened to his nose. He pointed his magic wand at her and yelled...
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