Jedijosh
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 105
Posts: 1332
Come back to the light side we have chips & Salsa
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« Reply #855 on: June 04, 2014, 01:29:38 PM » |
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Ate chocolate waffles with ice cream.
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Aeon v2 (CG), Archon v2.1 (VA), Graflex CE (Obsidian Emerald), Guardian (Obsidian GB),
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Azure Mantis, Arbiter, Bellicose in RGB, Chosen One CE, Consular in CG, Prophecy v3
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jyn-toar
Knight Officer
Force Alignment: 9
Posts: 115
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« Reply #856 on: June 04, 2014, 02:38:39 PM » |
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And promptly dispelled the spirits who were, incidentally, terrified of chocolate waffles and ice cream.
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #857 on: June 04, 2014, 02:39:57 PM » |
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The chocolate waffles and ice cream did little to preserve Darth Cannoninity's sanity, which had truly shattered when he realized the Ewok movies and the Droids and Ewok cartoons were part of the cannon that he was forced to acknowledge...
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #858 on: June 05, 2014, 02:30:32 AM » |
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But he chose not to. He conjured up his dark force powers (his team of writers) and re-wrote the Cannon Timeline to eliminate the Ewok and Droid movies. He then used his Dark influence and erased them from the minds of everyone! One young hero however was immune to his mind warp, this young hero was...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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sedstiskyfaller
Artisan of the Azure Order
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 617
Posts: 2214
Blue is my color, it is who I am
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« Reply #859 on: June 05, 2014, 02:41:59 AM » |
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Born strong with The Force. So strong in fact, he was immune to its effects, no matter how powerful. He had not yet, however, mastered the use of these powers himself. He felt this influence and knew he had to learn the ways of The Force for himself, so he traveled to...
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #860 on: June 05, 2014, 02:45:15 AM » |
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Kashyyk to celebrate Life Day with Chewbacca's family and guest star in the Star Wars Holiday Special... that's right, the one so powerful in the force was none other than Bea Arthur... though she did have to constantly remind people she was indeed a female...
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srams
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Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #861 on: June 05, 2014, 03:01:02 AM » |
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Baritone in the wookiee choir. Too many wookiees were baritone however, so they expelled Bea Arthur, and thus she vowed revenge on...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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sedstiskyfaller
Artisan of the Azure Order
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 617
Posts: 2214
Blue is my color, it is who I am
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« Reply #862 on: June 05, 2014, 05:18:32 AM » |
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The entire galaxy! She vowed to never let anyone wrong her again, so she set out on a mission of revenge. But first she had to find some companions...
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Jammo
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Force Alignment: 326
Posts: 3153
Hawk-Bat Leader
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« Reply #863 on: June 10, 2014, 05:17:51 AM » |
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...only to find that they were all partying with the Doctor. The Doctor, however, found a place for Bea Arthur on the planet...
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srams
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Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #864 on: June 10, 2014, 06:31:06 PM » |
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Catachan, the jungle Death World of the Ultima Segmentum in Imperium Space. When she arrived there she discovered hundreds of new animal species and she immediately started her new PETA campaign to save them all but soon after she was killed when she picked up a highly toxic Great Barking Toad. Thinking it was harmless the thing exploded and killed her in a horrifying cloud or super toxins. When Darth Cannoninity heard of this news he...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #865 on: June 10, 2014, 06:33:20 PM » |
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Quickly retconned the event to make sure she moved to Boca Raton and moved in with Rose, Blanche, and Sophia, this gave them many great years of TV together, leading to...
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Darth Burgaar
Knight Major
Force Alignment: -68
Posts: 394
Dark Side points Please!
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« Reply #866 on: June 13, 2014, 06:40:46 AM » |
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This Short Commercial Break! "STEAK KNIVES! Do you want them? Do you NEED them??! We don't care!? HAVE THEM ANYWAY!!!" *Darth Cannoninity changes the channel, hoping to bypass the advertisements* . .
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #867 on: June 13, 2014, 11:35:07 AM » |
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But RTV (Rebellion TV) Had gotten a hold of many channels and forced their surplus steak knives on unsuspecting citizens across the Galaxy everywhere!! Next it was an hour and a half long ad for that stupid garden hose that coils up into the tiny bucket. Darth Cannoinity was outraged, OUTRAGED! at the rebels audacity and brazen attempt to force feed everyone the crap they didn't want. But when DC called the RTV station he was put on hold for six hours. But it wasn't all bad, the on hold music was...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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sedstiskyfaller
Artisan of the Azure Order
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 617
Posts: 2214
Blue is my color, it is who I am
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« Reply #868 on: June 13, 2014, 12:00:19 PM » |
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...the Mos Eisley Cantina music! Oh how he had fond memories of that place and the Twi'lek girl he met there who was on the run after escaping Jabba's palace. His reminiscing was then interrupted by the obnoxious call person on the other end of the line who said...
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
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Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #869 on: June 13, 2014, 01:41:58 PM » |
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"Hi, Billy Mays here for Oxy-Clean!"
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