JEStucker
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Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #525 on: March 11, 2014, 01:49:53 PM » |
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the 856th Dimension gave way to the Fast Food Franchise wars, in which all restaurants were defeated and forced to become Taco Bell's. This made Dennis Leary angry and he had several rants about it and went into the San Angelas Underground to search for non-gassy foods, this made Raymond Cocteu thaw out Simon Phoenix, which made the police department thaw out John Spartan, which in turn led to...
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Jammo
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Hawk-Bat Leader
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« Reply #526 on: March 11, 2014, 11:36:24 PM » |
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Re-casting Sandra Bullock because they could not afford her ridiculous salary (since she's an A-lister now). They auditioned many actresses, but settled on...
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Deceptae
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Power, Passion, Strength
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« Reply #527 on: March 11, 2014, 11:40:04 PM » |
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Amanda Cosgrove who decided that she wanted to play opposite Ben Stiller, but Ben was hiding in the Tunisian desert, having changed his name to Kenobi and tried to scrape out a living...
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Darth Scorpious
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Force Alignment: -118
Posts: 693
Passion, Strength, Power, Victory, The Force
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« Reply #528 on: March 11, 2014, 11:47:12 PM » |
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By opening a Banther washing service for sand people but they weren't happy about the price he was charging so they came to a compromise by....
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Scorpion in FO
Malice in BR
Nickel Guardian in GB
Bellicose CG
Prophecy GB
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srams
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Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #529 on: March 12, 2014, 01:01:10 AM » |
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Kidnapping Ben Stiller/Kenobi and holding him ransom for $1million dollars! But Hollywood just laughed at them. The kidnappers then...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #530 on: March 12, 2014, 01:06:32 AM » |
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Fled into the dessert, even though no one was chasing them... they got very lost because the maps they were given were really just sheets of 400grit sand paper, upon discovering this they all...
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #531 on: March 12, 2014, 02:58:51 AM » |
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...they got very lost because the maps they were given were really just sheets of 400grit sand paper...
(That's the funniest goshdamn thing I've read all week!) They all ... went back to the future! Where they found... |
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Deceptae
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Force Alignment: -90
Posts: 2004
Power, Passion, Strength
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« Reply #532 on: March 12, 2014, 03:05:11 AM » |
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(Seriously, point for sandpaper)
An all-powerful demon-overlord making war against a single samurai with a magic sword, but little did the demon-lord know...
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #533 on: March 12, 2014, 03:11:08 AM » |
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That Earth had summoned the lone marine you play as in the Doom games. He brought with him his rocket launcher, double barreled shot gun and the BFG and toasted the demon lord! The single samurai was so impressed with the marine that he...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Prowl 1701
Mentor of the Prophecy Order
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Force Alignment: 830
Posts: 3816
We're all just dreams in the end...
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« Reply #534 on: March 12, 2014, 03:36:08 AM » |
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Gave him the name "Arnold Schwarzenegger", and sent him back into the 1980's to...
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Xaeyon
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Force Alignment: 129
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読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #535 on: March 12, 2014, 06:16:07 AM » |
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kill the real Schwarzenegger and take his roll as the Terminator to gather all their current time travel technology to ...
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GCW RP - Bothan Spc Tharu Tyy'n
Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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Deceptae
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -90
Posts: 2004
Power, Passion, Strength
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« Reply #536 on: March 12, 2014, 06:24:13 AM » |
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Prevent George Lucas' father from having a vasectomy done! The mission was a success only the Butterfly Effect lead to the deaths of a number of great artists to be, and an established artist: Douglas Adams, and this in turn lead to the birth of...
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
Posts: 1476
読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #537 on: March 12, 2014, 06:31:51 AM » |
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science fiction that wasn't based in just getting a laugh. Everyone was happy, until ...
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GCW RP - Bothan Spc Tharu Tyy'n
Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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Jay Nightshade
Knight Ensign
Force Alignment: 13
Posts: 195
Light side points please
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« Reply #538 on: March 12, 2014, 08:16:12 AM » |
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The prism on the dark side of the moon exploded creating ...
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 Lorem-Dark Liberator V3- Fire Orange Old Republic RP Zael Dawnbolt- Human Guild Explorer/Medic New TOR RP Alecs Varin- Human Jedi Guardian |
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Darth Burgaar
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Force Alignment: -68
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Dark Side points Please!
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« Reply #539 on: March 12, 2014, 08:24:23 AM » |
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A Moon with a big hole in it?! Duh?!! This however caused the Tides of local planets to go NUTZ! The scientific community then sprang into action! (insert personal "springing action" here ) They devised a plan to . .
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"The Sith have no Fear and give no Quarter!! If you challenge them? . . then pray the Force is with you!" My Sabers : Malice, Scorpion & Crimson Scorpion, Archon 2.1, Chosen One CE, Graflex CE (all Emerald) Liberator, 2x Initiate v3.1.  |
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