B1ondeange1
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« Reply #840 on: May 08, 2014, 05:18:52 PM » |
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The Death of Rats. The heroes hadn't noticed it, and so when the time came it ran around waving its little scythe at the heroes ankles and squeaking at them.
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srams
Knight Commander
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Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #841 on: May 11, 2014, 09:25:02 PM » |
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But someone just stepped on Rat Death, ending his tiny reign of ankle terror. The real Death then appeared to take away Rat Deaths soul. But someone though it would be funny to throw a bottle at the real Death. Death got mad and...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Darth Scorpious
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -118
Posts: 693
Passion, Strength, Power, Victory, The Force
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« Reply #842 on: May 11, 2014, 11:17:38 PM » |
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The Winchester brothers arrived riding on the back of a pink fluffy unicorn shouting......
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #843 on: May 11, 2014, 11:29:31 PM » |
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"’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
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B1ondeange1
Game Master
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Force Alignment: 3214
Posts: 5377
You can't take the sky from me....
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« Reply #844 on: May 12, 2014, 03:30:09 AM » |
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... Everyone just stood in stunned silence at this, unsure what to say or do, until...
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Jammo
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 326
Posts: 3153
Hawk-Bat Leader
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« Reply #845 on: May 12, 2014, 03:38:15 AM » |
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Billy Dee Williams showed up with a truckload of Colt .45. This of course caused everyone to...
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #846 on: May 12, 2014, 04:55:26 AM » |
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Go grab Tommys and load up. Then they marched on...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Jedijosh
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 105
Posts: 1332
Come back to the light side we have chips & Salsa
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« Reply #847 on: May 12, 2014, 05:45:27 AM » |
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J. J. Abrams for his
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Wish list:
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Darth Burgaar
Knight Major
Force Alignment: -68
Posts: 394
Dark Side points Please!
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« Reply #848 on: May 12, 2014, 07:25:45 AM » |
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Advice, and how would be the best way to cause mass mayhem, while still having a gripping plot? He responded by . .
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"The Sith have no Fear and give no Quarter!! If you challenge them? . . then pray the Force is with you!" My Sabers : Malice, Scorpion & Crimson Scorpion, Archon 2.1, Chosen One CE, Graflex CE (all Emerald) Liberator, 2x Initiate v3.1.  |
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TheREELPIXLman
Knight Lance Corporal
Force Alignment: 6
Posts: 43
The only way I know how, crude and graceless
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« Reply #849 on: May 12, 2014, 07:34:42 AM » |
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Showing the crowd his plans for Star Wars 7, the script was so bad that...
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #850 on: May 12, 2014, 12:37:19 PM » |
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The Phantom Menace looked good in comparison, but JJ didn't care, because he had the mystical power of nostalgia and LENS FLARE to...
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #851 on: May 12, 2014, 03:27:46 PM » |
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Persuade Disney to bring back the cannoninity of the EU. But Disney couldn't be fooled by his film trickery, so Mr. Abrams wrote in to the script an elaborate time travel bit, where the characters go back in time to the point before Lucas sold SW to Disney. And all was well again in the universe until Bob Iger turned out to really be a Sith Lord and...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Darth Burgaar
Knight Major
Force Alignment: -68
Posts: 394
Dark Side points Please!
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« Reply #852 on: June 01, 2014, 08:42:43 AM » |
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Dubbed himself, oddly enough? Darth Cannoninity! With his new title Decided, He boldly stepped forth into . .
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
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« Reply #853 on: June 04, 2014, 07:32:44 AM » |
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The 3687th dimension, this time disrupting the balance of the force to such a great degree that the craziest things started to happen such as...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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sedstiskyfaller
Artisan of the Azure Order
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 617
Posts: 2214
Blue is my color, it is who I am
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« Reply #854 on: June 04, 2014, 11:52:03 AM » |
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Spirits from the netherworld of those he knew began to attack him. Although no physical harm could be done, mentally he was breaking, until he...
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