firewisplet
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"You were my brother Anakin! I lava'd you!"
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« Reply #1395 on: March 10, 2016, 12:23:30 PM » |
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Though, the young Padawan had no idea "how" the Dark Lord, Darth Logos, yearns for Space Babes, it was conceded and off they went the the land of.....cookies
In the land of cookies, the continent of Choclatan, in the country of Chipita, the herors found themselves looking in a store for Snickerdoodle Launchers which would allow them to beat the Space Babes by... wait... hold on... uh... Sugarcoating them in frosting?  But there was a problem. It costed almost 3 pounds ! How would our heroes ever afford this??? |
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« Reply #1396 on: March 10, 2016, 06:32:11 PM » |
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Noting the infraction of posting "Space babies" instead of "Space Babes"...........the vixens quickly attempted to stop the group from leaving for other sectors unkown by exposing sparkling undergarments and..........ANGELS WINGS?  ? "What's this!", they exclaimed! This is not the "runway"!.... (points. This exchange made me laugh) In the land of cookies, the continent of Choclatan, in the country of Chipita, the herors found themselves looking in a store for Snickerdoodle Launchers which would allow them to beat the Space Babes by... wait... hold on... uh... Sugarcoating them in frosting? But there was a problem. It costed almost 3 pounds ! How would our heroes ever afford this??? They arranged an equitable barter for services to the store. Now the only obstacle left was steeling themselves from being fatally distracted by thoughts of space babes covered in frosting    ...... FAILED EPICLY X¿X |
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firewisplet
Knight Templar
Force Alignment: 32
Posts: 308
"You were my brother Anakin! I lava'd you!"
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« Reply #1397 on: March 13, 2016, 05:09:03 PM » |
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(points. This exchange made me laugh) They arranged an equitable barter for services to the store. Now the only obstacle left was steeling themselves from being fatally distracted by thoughts of space babes covered in frosting ...... FAILED EPICLY X¿X Too busy thinking about the space babes, they didn't realize that the chocolate chip mountains were melting and the sea was caramelizing around them as their heat brought closer. They made a quick escape into the colder peanut brittle mines where they scavenged for food. As the mines kept heating up, though, the team found themselves in a precarious situation where they had to... |
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Groovidad
Knight Commander
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Posts: 997
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« Reply #1398 on: March 13, 2016, 06:46:34 PM » |
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....began eating their way out of the rapidly melting mines. Their eyes rolled in their heads as their stomachs swelled. Suddenly, they could feel a stirring...an obscene rumbling in their guts. Terror filled their eyes as they realized, this was no ordinary peanut brittle mine.....this was pop rock impregnated brittle!!! They had no choice. Acting quickly, they..............
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« Reply #1399 on: March 14, 2016, 04:19:13 PM » |
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Puked. The Space Babes were totally grossed out by the gastric pyrotechnics and made a hasty exit from the planet. With the hotness of the Space Babes gone <sniff>  the temperature started to return to normal. But then, all of a sudden... |
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firewisplet
Knight Templar
Force Alignment: 32
Posts: 308
"You were my brother Anakin! I lava'd you!"
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« Reply #1400 on: March 14, 2016, 09:28:34 PM » |
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Puked. The Space Babes were totally grossed out by the gastric pyrotechnics and made a hasty exit from the planet. With the hotness of the Space Babes gone <sniff> the temperature started to return to normal. But then, all of a sudden... The Peanut Brittle Pop Rock Mines collapsed on the heroes. Lying in puke under a pile of rubble and crumbs, our heroes tried to eat their way out, but they could not for the (pop) rocks were crushing them. Near death, suddenly they were rescused by... |
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alljiang
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 8
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"Great warrior, hmm? Wars not make one great."
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« Reply #1401 on: April 19, 2016, 10:48:36 PM » |
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The Peanut Brittle Pop Rock Mines collapsed on the heroes. Lying in puke under a pile of rubble and crumbs, our heroes tried to eat their way out, but they could not for the (pop) rocks were crushing them. Near death, suddenly they were rescused by...
a thunderstorm which dissolved all of the pop rocks on the heroines! But this planet had no atmosphere, so how could there be rain? Looking around, they see a lone man. An intimidating, skinny lone man. With big muscles. Very big muscles  . They cried out to him "Who are you?", and the stranger replied, "I AM... |
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"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is. Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose."
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Connah
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 91
Posts: 753
Light, Dark, both extremes annoy me
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« Reply #1402 on: April 20, 2016, 07:29:46 AM » |
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ODIN......
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Darth_Seishin
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You Don't Know the Power of the Darkside!
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« Reply #1403 on: April 21, 2016, 03:02:48 AM » |
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GOD OF ASGARD AND THE ONE WHO DEFEATED THE ICE GIANTS!! But suddenly out of nowhere...
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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
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« Reply #1404 on: April 21, 2016, 08:03:15 PM » |
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He got Gibbsed by none other than...
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Connah
Knight Commander
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Light, Dark, both extremes annoy me
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« Reply #1405 on: April 21, 2016, 08:43:19 PM » |
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Bacchus, the god of wine, hangovers, merriment and other more adult entertainment. Ya see he stumbled about knocking over grungir which led to.....
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"there's no such thing as overkill. It's just making sure"
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« Reply #1406 on: April 21, 2016, 09:10:35 PM » |
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Bacchus, the god of wine, hangovers, merriment and other more adult entertainment. (we're just going to file this under debauchery ) ...which led to bar brawls of such epic proportions, that they had to take place in the Coliseum. Ticket sales were going great until... |
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Darth_Seishin
Knight Officer
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« Reply #1407 on: April 21, 2016, 09:48:50 PM » |
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They ran out of paper and could no longer print out anymore tickets. But they had a solution which was to...
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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me."
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alljiang
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 8
Posts: 37
"Great warrior, hmm? Wars not make one great."
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« Reply #1408 on: April 22, 2016, 02:28:44 AM » |
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invent the internet and order hundreds of reams of paper from Dunder Mifflin Paper Company! Unfortunately, the Scranton branch ran into some issues, forcing Dwight and Jim bring the paper themselves. After arriving to the Coliseum, they were pushed into the arena, and after Odin and Bacchus saw the pair, the Gods immediately...
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"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is. Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose."
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« Reply #1409 on: April 22, 2016, 07:45:08 PM » |
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Commanded them to fight to the death for everyone's amusement. (Duh!)
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