I feel your pain
7 days of me looking through forums and doing what I can, I came across the most simple solution and ONE SHOT the problem!
I can not stress this enough what I am about to state.
Use an older rig! (PC, laptop, I don't care)
I blame anything after the Windows 8/RT era! It will tend to give issues. If you go to an older platform, chances are, you won't be running a USB 3.0, and can avoid that issue as well.
Other than that.
...pie
Saber on, plug in, let recognize if needed, open launcher, follow normal protocol for font edits and sensory tuning!
Really hope this helps.