That's so weird!
You didn't even agree to the forum's rules!
Just strait to the knee pads and ...
Straight*
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly...
they were both wrong."
Possibly too obscure so pick from that or this one:
"There are three ways of doing things here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it."
PASSED! That was “Marked for Death” and “Casino”.
“I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.”