Landen Se-Sentien
Shadow Sentinel of the Manticore Order
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I work in the Darkness in service of the Light
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« Reply #360 on: February 13, 2017, 01:27:37 AM » |
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Have heard that before and still just as funny now. It did make me think about Team America though  It makes me think of many of the bosses I've had in my life. |
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« Reply #361 on: February 13, 2017, 01:30:18 AM » |
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It makes me think of many of the bosses I've had in my life.
That too. As well as certain other people in positions of power. But, back to the jokes: A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" |
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« Reply #362 on: February 13, 2017, 05:39:50 PM » |
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For Drizzle!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
When it’s full.
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Jev Moldara
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The Mad Professor
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« Reply #363 on: February 15, 2017, 02:57:13 AM » |
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Mad Science means never stopping to ask "What's the worst that could happen?" Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten.  |
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« Reply #364 on: February 15, 2017, 03:03:01 AM » |
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Funny. But remember, jokes only in this thread. No memes allowed. I'll let you off just this once, because it's St Cupid's Love Commercialisation Day |
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Jev Moldara
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The Mad Professor
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« Reply #365 on: February 15, 2017, 04:21:25 AM » |
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Funny. But remember, jokes only in this thread. No memes allowed.
I'll let you off just this once, because it's St Cupid's Love Commercialisation Day
It is a joke, just one in pre-written format. As for St. Cupid's Love Commercialization Day, those of us who are single call it Spanksgiving. |
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Mad Science means never stopping to ask "What's the worst that could happen?" Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten. |
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« Reply #366 on: February 15, 2017, 04:28:35 AM » |
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It is a joke, just one in pre-written format.
As for St. Cupid's Love Commercialization Day, those of us who are single call it Spanksgiving.
EVERY day should be Spanksgiving... Actually. Hold on. We have kids watching and that may be considered inappropriate advice.  |
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« Reply #367 on: February 15, 2017, 06:08:11 PM » |
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Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!
The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A loose Canon
Fill out job applications in crayon and if you don’t get hired just blame it on your color
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« Reply #368 on: February 15, 2017, 06:49:03 PM » |
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What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
I would have gone with camera of storyline. |
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« Reply #369 on: February 15, 2017, 06:51:15 PM » |
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I would have gone with camera of storyline.
You've lost me |
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« Reply #370 on: February 15, 2017, 07:01:44 PM » |
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You've lost me
Canon is a brand of cameraAnd we always refer to establish story as canon. Y'know, like how Disney sucks and everything labeled "Legends" is not canon? |
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« Reply #371 on: February 15, 2017, 07:16:59 PM » |
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Canon is a brand of camera
And we always refer to establish story as canon. Y'know, like how Disney sucks and everything labeled "Legends" is not canon?
I know that Canon is a brand of camera (using two of them for my fan film). And I know what "canon" in terms of storytelling means (short for canonical). But you're comment of "I would have gone with camera of storyline" doesn't make sense in terms of the joke I told. That's where I got lost. I get the joke you were trying to make (now), that it wasn't supposed to replace the initial punchline. |
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« Reply #372 on: February 15, 2017, 07:52:12 PM » |
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I know that Canon is a brand of camera (using two of them for my fan film). And I know what "canon" in terms of storytelling means (short for canonical). But you're comment of "I would have gone with camera of storyline" doesn't make sense in terms of the joke I told. That's where I got lost. I get the joke you were trying to make (now), that it wasn't supposed to replace the initial punchline.
That was supposed to be "or" |
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Taegin Roan
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Lord of the Force
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« Reply #373 on: February 15, 2017, 10:51:41 PM » |
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This one I just randomly see, and it is sort of funny. Mostly for where and how it is said, and the after effect of it.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
When Flash smiles it is just hilarious to watch.
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"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." - Padmé Amidala
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« Reply #374 on: February 15, 2017, 10:53:38 PM » |
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When Flash smiles it is just hilarious to watch.
You mean Flash on the tv show? |
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