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« Reply #405 on: February 28, 2017, 11:56:02 PM » |
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was Outstanding in his field.
LOL! Nice The Past, Present and Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
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« Reply #406 on: March 01, 2017, 11:43:35 PM » |
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Majobu5
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Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #407 on: March 01, 2017, 11:48:51 PM » |
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Have one or 2 shirts like this, which redirects them to the back, then, the front |
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No points, just fist bumps baby!
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« Reply #408 on: March 01, 2017, 11:50:58 PM » |
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Have one or 2 shirts like this, which redirects them to the back, then, the front
Other acceptable answers would be: 1- Lock him in a round room and ask him to sit in a corner.... 2- Give him a piece of paper with P.T.O. written on both sides |
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« Reply #409 on: March 02, 2017, 06:14:06 PM » |
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2- Give him a piece of paper with P.T.O. written on both sides
Don't get it. |
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« Reply #410 on: March 02, 2017, 07:06:10 PM » |
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Don't get it.
P.T.O. - Please Turn Over |
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« Reply #411 on: March 02, 2017, 07:40:33 PM » |
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P.T.O. - Please Turn Over
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« Reply #412 on: March 03, 2017, 10:32:10 PM » |
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? Its very time consuming.
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A photon of light checks into a hotel.
The bellhop says "Can I help with your bags?".
The photon replies "No bags, I'm travelling light."
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It's a tricky business, being a moth and a sea captain.
You're in charge of the ship, but when you see that lighthouse...
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« Reply #413 on: March 04, 2017, 07:11:27 AM » |
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? Its very time consuming.
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A photon of light checks into a hotel.
The bellhop says "Can I help with your bags?".
The photon replies "No bags, I'm travelling light."
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It's a tricky business, being a moth and a sea captain.
You're in charge of the ship, but when you see that lighthouse...
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« Reply #414 on: March 22, 2017, 11:54:37 PM » |
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What do a sun burnt person and a banana have in common?
They both peel.
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"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." - Padmé Amidala
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« Reply #415 on: March 23, 2017, 01:03:57 AM » |
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What do a sun burnt person and a banana have in common?
They both peel.
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« Reply #416 on: March 23, 2017, 01:07:59 AM » |
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Wow. I didn't even begin to smile. No one ever said that somebody had to laugh at the jokes. Just ask Knox. |
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« Reply #417 on: March 23, 2017, 01:17:37 AM » |
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No one ever said that somebody had to laugh at the jokes. Just ask Knox.
We laugh at you, if that makes you feel any better... |
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« Reply #418 on: March 23, 2017, 01:55:13 AM » |
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We laugh at you, if that makes you feel any better...
Burn! No one ever said that somebody had to laugh at the jokes. Just ask Knox.
If I'm not mistaken, amusement is the intended result of a joke. |
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« Reply #419 on: March 23, 2017, 01:46:03 PM » |
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What do a sun burnt person and a banana have in common?
They both peel.
They both turn brown if you leave them out too long. |
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