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Taegin Roan
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« Reply #420 on: March 23, 2017, 07:35:21 PM »

They both turn brown if you leave them out too long.



Yeah, that too.
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« Reply #421 on: March 25, 2017, 02:41:12 AM »

What is Kylo Ren's brothers name?







Children.
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« Reply #422 on: March 25, 2017, 06:23:40 PM »

What is Kylo Ren's brothers name?



Children.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.
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« Reply #423 on: March 25, 2017, 06:33:59 PM »

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.

Child Ren

And yes, it's a groaner of a joke.
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« Reply #424 on: March 25, 2017, 06:37:17 PM »

Child Ren

And yes, it's a groaner of a joke.
I get it's supposed to be a groaner joke, and I'm usually a big fan of those, but why "Child"?
Sorry if it makes me sound a little thick or maybe the communication got garbled via Trans-Atlantic transmission, but I still don't get it.
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« Reply #425 on: March 25, 2017, 07:14:55 PM »

I get it's supposed to be a groaner joke, and I'm usually a big fan of those, but why "Child"?
Sorry if it makes me sound a little thick or maybe the communication got garbled via Trans-Atlantic transmission, but I still don't get it.

Another child named Ren.

To be fair, it's not even that funny of a joke.

No offense, TR.
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« Reply #426 on: March 25, 2017, 07:25:03 PM »

Another child named Ren.

To be fair, it's not even that funny of a joke.
^^Yep. This.

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« Reply #427 on: March 25, 2017, 07:40:15 PM »

Another child named Ren.

To be fair, it's not even that funny of a joke.

No offense, TR.

It wasn't supposed to be that funny, and I don't get offended easily, so no problem.
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« Reply #428 on: March 26, 2017, 09:57:59 PM »

Why are people disgusted with using the number 288 in a conversation?


It's two gross.
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« Reply #429 on: March 26, 2017, 11:44:39 PM »

Why are people disgusted with using the number 288 in a conversation?


It's two gross.

Probably just me, but I don't get it.
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« Reply #430 on: March 27, 2017, 04:18:28 PM »

Probably just me, but I don't get it.
a gross is 12 dozen (144units). 2 x 144 = 288 = 2gross. Ha ha ha
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« Reply #431 on: March 27, 2017, 04:23:44 PM »

a gross is 12 dozen (144units). 2 x 144 = 288 = 2gross. Ha ha ha

Ah, thanks
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« Reply #432 on: March 27, 2017, 04:54:43 PM »

And here I thought it had something to do with 2 eating 8...
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« Reply #433 on: March 27, 2017, 10:41:26 PM »

And here I thought it had something to do with 2 eating 8...

No, that's

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.
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« Reply #434 on: March 28, 2017, 01:32:51 AM »

No, that's

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Really Taegin? I'll give you a point if there's someone who hasn't heard this.
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