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« Reply #1005 on: June 11, 2018, 03:44:55 PM » |
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Granted but only when you play a polka.
I wish I had a small farm... on mars.
Granted, but then your airlock fails and all your crops are destroyed. (This sounds very familar.  ) I wish I had some more delicious BBQ. |
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« Reply #1006 on: June 11, 2018, 06:17:18 PM » |
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Granted. I beat you senseless with a lightsaber and steal your delicious BBQ.
I wish people weren't stupid
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« Reply #1007 on: June 11, 2018, 06:41:57 PM » |
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Granted, there are no more people.
I wish I could get more stuff, and always have enough space to put it.
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« Reply #1008 on: June 11, 2018, 11:07:19 PM » |
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Granted, but you have no one to share it with, or talk to about it, forever completely alone.
I wish for the end.
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« Reply #1009 on: June 11, 2018, 11:29:58 PM » |
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THE END
Or is it?
I wish I had 100 million dollars
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« Reply #1010 on: June 11, 2018, 11:31:45 PM » |
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Granted. It's Monopoly money.
I wish we had teleportation already.
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« Reply #1011 on: June 11, 2018, 11:52:58 PM » |
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Granted however, 1: any food or drink sent through tastes like hot sewage and 2: you lose a few brain cells every time you use it or are within 20 meters of a teleporter being used.
I wish I could make artificial gravity.
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« Reply #1012 on: June 11, 2018, 11:55:23 PM » |
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Granted, but you realize that teh only gravity that is artificial is a lie.
I wish I had something to eat.
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« Reply #1013 on: June 12, 2018, 01:03:12 AM » |
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Granted, but you realize that teh only gravity that is artificial is a lie.
I wish I had something to eat.
Granted, but it's county jail sandwiches (Tripe on moldy wheat). I wish I had a H&K USP .45 |
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« Reply #1014 on: June 12, 2018, 01:41:59 AM » |
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It's food...
Granted. It's a plastic, non firing display toy.
I wish it mattered.
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« Reply #1015 on: June 12, 2018, 02:47:05 AM » |
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Granted, but it only maters to you. No one else cares.
I wish I mattered.
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« Reply #1016 on: June 13, 2018, 04:28:33 PM » |
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Granted, you once mattered, but no longer.
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« Reply #1017 on: June 14, 2018, 06:31:46 AM » |
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Granted, but you can only get lunch and dinner at breakfast time.
I wish I had people to help me move out of my apartment.
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« Reply #1018 on: June 14, 2018, 12:38:38 PM » |
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I cannot grant that but would like to jump on board with wishing to have people help unload when we get to our new house.  |
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« Reply #1019 on: June 14, 2018, 01:17:46 PM » |
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I wish I had people to help me move out of my apartment. Granted. They demand their free pizza and beer before starting then bail on you when they finish eating. I wish it was 48 hours from now. |
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