Rapine
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« Reply #285 on: May 11, 2016, 01:10:57 AM » |
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Granted, but now it's the only food there is. And you have sensitive teeth and lactose intolerance.
I wish I could know everything I needed to know for this exam without having to study.
Granted, but then you get blamed for cheating. I wish I could do something right for once. |
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Vyk
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« Reply #286 on: May 11, 2016, 04:08:54 AM » |
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Granted, except you now live inside the internet, therefore making the internet your reality.
That's fine. I have working lightsabers on the Internet.  I wish I could do something right for once.
Granted. You do a perfect job of slicing your own wrists. I wish I could eat more pizza. |
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #287 on: May 11, 2016, 04:14:12 AM » |
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Granted, but suddenly your throat tightens as you eat, and a voice deadpans, "Oh, no. He's choking on food." Then it turns vicious. "I see what's in your mind. YOU...KILLED...RAPINE!" Getting slammed into a soda machine is suddenly the LEAST of your worries as a small Knight of Ren avenges your victim... O_O
I wish I could go on vacation with my cats, completely hassle-free.
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Vyk
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« Reply #288 on: May 11, 2016, 04:38:51 AM » |
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Granted, but suddenly your throat tightens as you eat, and a voice deadpans, "Oh, no. He's choking on food." Then it turns vicious. "I see what's in your mind. YOU...KILLED...RAPINE!" Getting slammed into a soda machine is suddenly the LEAST of your worries as a small Knight of Ren avenges your victim... O_O
Hey, I didn't kill him! He did it himself! ...and he did a very good job of it, too.  Note to self: never actually piss off Justicar. She's vicious! I wish I could go on vacation with my cats, completely hassle-free.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh, wait, that was actually your wish? Wow, that one's pretty implausible--I mean, "hassle-free" and "cats" don't really go together, but I'll see what I can do. (I love cats. ) Granted! Now you're the cats, and they're the humans. No hassles as far as you're concerned! Just a billion new things to explore/sniff/scratch/chase/mark/etc. I wish I understood what a soda machine had to do with a small Knight of Ren avenging Rapine. |
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #289 on: May 11, 2016, 04:47:21 AM » |
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(Okay, that would actually be fun for a day to experience the cat life and then come back to tell about it!  ) Granted, but now that you've watched "Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base" on YouTube, you can't stop laughing. EVER. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. [Note: that's actually the answer.] I wish clothes shopping weren't so difficult and time consuming. |
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
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ExoticKazama
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« Reply #290 on: May 11, 2016, 04:51:13 AM » |
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Granted, but suddenly your throat tightens as you eat, and a voice deadpans, "Oh, no. He's choking on food." Then it turns vicious. "I see what's in your mind. YOU...KILLED...RAPINE!" Getting slammed into a soda machine is suddenly the LEAST of your worries as a small Knight of Ren avenges your victim... O_O
Dude, Matt straight-up sucks! Granted, but now it is much, MUCH more wallet consuming. I wish for some tacos. |
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azn86.jedi
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« Reply #291 on: May 11, 2016, 05:00:54 AM » |
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Granted, a pile of tacos magically appear in front of you and you gorge yourself with them. A feeling of utter guilt then comes upon you, with the onset of a 48hr long explosive diarrhea.
I wish there was an easier way of losing weight besides watching what I eat and exercise...
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Vyk
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« Reply #292 on: May 11, 2016, 08:10:45 AM » |
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Granted, a pile of tacos magically appear in front of you and you gorge yourself with them. A feeling of utter guilt then comes upon you, with the onset of a 48hr long explosive diarrhea.
I wish there was an easier way of losing weight besides watching what I eat and exercise...
Granted. You're now missing all of your limbs. I wish I didn't suck so badly at getting to bed at a reasonable hour. |
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BurceChuat
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« Reply #293 on: May 11, 2016, 12:26:44 PM » |
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Granted. You're now missing all of your limbs.
I wish I didn't suck so badly at getting to bed at a reasonable hour.
Same here, it's 5:30 am and I'm only mildly sleepy. Granted, Danny DeVito dresses up as the Sandman, sneaks into your room, and throws sand in your face until you fall asleep at 9 pm. Every single night. I wish I was married to T-Swizzle. |
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Baymillz
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« Reply #294 on: May 11, 2016, 02:36:44 PM » |
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Same here, it's 5:30 am and I'm only mildly sleepy.
Granted, Danny DeVito dresses up as the Sandman, sneaks into your room, and throws sand in your face until you fall asleep at 9 pm. Every single night.
I wish I was married to T-Swizzle.
Granted, but not until she is 85 years old. I wish I could type really quickly |
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« Reply #295 on: May 11, 2016, 02:58:15 PM » |
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Granted, but not until she is 85 years old.
I wish I could type really quickly
Granted, but it only works on antique typewriters with sticky keys. I wish I had a Coke. |
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GregG124
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« Reply #296 on: May 11, 2016, 06:16:22 PM » |
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Granted, but it's Diet. (HAHAH)
I wish I had money to buy new editing software!
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« Reply #297 on: May 11, 2016, 07:25:41 PM » |
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Granted, but it's Diet. (HAHAH)
I wish I had money to buy new editing software!
(DIE) Granted, but the language is in Sanskrit. ~¿~ I wish the weekend began tomorrow, all my crap was caught up, but Thursday & Friday were added to the normal weekend days of Saturday and Sunday, and I still got paid for Thursday and Friday. |
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CoderHead
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« Reply #298 on: May 11, 2016, 09:08:44 PM » |
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I wish the weekend began tomorrow, all my crap was caught up, but Thursday & Friday were added to the normal weekend days of Saturday and Sunday, and I still got paid for Thursday and Friday.
Granted but you're in a coma and your extra pay goes to your hospital bills. But at least everybody else is enjoying their long weekends! I wish my jaw didn't ache today. |
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« Reply #299 on: May 11, 2016, 09:41:57 PM » |
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Granted, you now look like Darth Malak.
I wish I could go home. Oh wait...
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