Majobu5
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« Reply #555 on: August 08, 2016, 03:15:32 AM » |
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Granted, but this year they introduce the "touch" rule. Essentially making it as exciting as watching paint dry.
I wish I had a billion US dollars - tax free.
Granted. You set up multiple accounts, onshore and off, but you suffer a major concussion at your home. It causes you to have major memory loss, thus, forgetting you had a billion dollars, let alone, where you have it or the passwords to access the accounts. I wish dogs had a longer life span. |
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #556 on: August 08, 2016, 03:20:25 AM » |
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Granted, but now they're all smaller than chihuahuas and even yappier and uglier. Following the "logic" that if smaller dogs live longer, making them even smaller will make them live even longer.
I wish this cough would go away.
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Majobu5
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« Reply #557 on: August 08, 2016, 03:38:25 AM » |
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Granted, but now they're all smaller than chihuahuas and even yappier and uglier. Following the "logic" that if smaller dogs live longer, making them even smaller will make them live even longer.
I wish this cough would go away.
(That was funny!) Granted. It goes away, but promises to come back with a vengeance. Fear of the cough causes you to become a super germaphobe, so much that you stop going out, becoming isolated and eventually turning into bubble girl. I wish the county Fair had free admission, so I wouldn't feel totally ripped off going for a drumstick, funnel cake, and those towering curly fries. |
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Dino27
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« Reply #558 on: August 08, 2016, 04:06:27 PM » |
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Granted! The fair lets everyone in for free. But they raise the prices on all the food and drinks to ten times the previous levels, and because of the lack of admittance fees, most of the good rides are gone. ... they're all smaller than chihuahuas and even yappier and uglier. Following the "logic" that if smaller dogs live longer, making them even smaller will make them live even longer.
(That was funny!) Agreed! I wish that all of my wishes would be granted problem-free and exactly the way I want them. |
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« Reply #559 on: August 08, 2016, 06:37:52 PM » |
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I wish that all of my wishes would be granted problem-free and exactly the way I want them.
Granted, but you unexpectedly lose your creativity and are unable to think of anything to wish for. I wish problems didn't come in threes. |
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #560 on: August 08, 2016, 07:05:56 PM » |
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Granted, now they come in millions.
I wish all the congestion left over from my cold would instantly vanish.
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"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
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Majobu5
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« Reply #561 on: August 08, 2016, 07:23:34 PM » |
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Granted, now they come in millions.
I wish all the congestion left over from my cold would instantly vanish.
Granted. You are completely 100% healthy again and are back to work. Problem: a pothole pops up on your way to work, thus, causing traffic and....congestion amongst cars. I wish others would stop trying to kill the thread with seemingly unruinable wishes. (unruinable is not a word, I know) |
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Dino27
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« Reply #562 on: August 11, 2016, 07:40:51 AM » |
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I wish others would stop trying to kill the thread with seemingly unruinable wishes. (unruinable is not a word, I know) Granted. They do. The problem is no one posts any wishes now, ruinable or otherwise. I wish I had a chocolate bar. (There's an easy one to ruin.) |
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CaffeinatedAdept
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« Reply #563 on: August 11, 2016, 12:03:57 PM » |
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Granted! However it is 4 years past it's expiration date.
I wish there was a healthy version of insomnia.
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Majobu5
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« Reply #564 on: August 11, 2016, 04:28:34 PM » |
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Granted! However it is 4 years past it's expiration date.
I wish there was a healthy version of insomnia.
Granted. It's called sleep. Problem is that you now sleep too much, getting nothing productive done. Time to seek out a healthy balance of the 2. I wish I had a personal chef. |
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #565 on: August 11, 2016, 04:34:04 PM » |
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Granted, but your chef insists on cooking only healthy stuff that tastes terrible.
I wish my cat would NEVER poop outside the box.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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CaffeinatedAdept
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« Reply #566 on: August 11, 2016, 04:35:10 PM » |
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Majobu5
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« Reply #567 on: August 11, 2016, 05:41:37 PM » |
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Granted, but your chef insists on cooking only healthy stuff that tastes terrible.
I wish my cat would NEVER poop outside the box.
Granted, but your cat doesn't like to poop where he pees still, so now he/she pees outside the box. I wish my dog would stop shedding. |
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« Reply #568 on: August 12, 2016, 01:26:54 AM » |
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Granted, but your cat doesn't like to poop where he pees still, so now he/she pees outside the box.
I wish my dog would stop shedding.
Granted. Your dog is now hairless and highly susceptible to hypothermia. I wish I was given a free pass to never pay taxes ever again. |
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« Reply #569 on: August 12, 2016, 02:55:48 AM » |
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Granted. Your dog is now hairless and highly susceptible to hypothermia.
I wish I was given a free pass to never pay taxes ever again.
Granted but now you pay suggested retail price instead of sale prices. Dollar menus don't apply. You pay filet mignon price for rump roast. I wish millennials weren't so social media centric. |
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