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Author Topic: Ruin A Wish Foundation  (Read 257224 times)
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« Reply #1140 on: September 26, 2019, 04:55:18 PM »

I wish the infinite abyss would stop stealing my socks.
Granted! But now you get to deal with the Underpants Gnomes.


I wish I had Sam's Pretzels for lunch.
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« Reply #1141 on: September 26, 2019, 06:28:06 PM »

Granted! But now you get to deal with the Underpants Gnomes.


I wish I had Sam's Pretzels for lunch.

Granted! Sam, the Old One has removed fresh pretzels from his thorax and will be delivering them shortly.

I wish my gut wouldnt auto-nuke whenever i eat fried food
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« Reply #1142 on: September 27, 2019, 02:48:14 AM »

Granted!   ..only, i, the great wishmaster, ehem, couldn't figure out how to disable the nuclear reactor, so i have caused a nuclear meltdown once and for all, except it was during the screening of the last jedi, and you diarrhead all over yoursel and the 5 seats around you, and everyone is sitting in disbeliefe as u look like a jabba the hut diarrhea monster with 5 new little kawokian monkeys,  and then you go.... ahhhh yeaaaa, french friesssss.  Heh


I wish she luvs me (not just anyone!)
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« Reply #1143 on: September 27, 2019, 01:00:02 PM »

Granted! She now luvs you as a friend.


I wish I had more time to sleep without sacrificing time from anything else.
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« Reply #1144 on: September 27, 2019, 04:11:34 PM »

Granted! She now luvs you as a friend.


I wish I had more time to sleep without sacrificing time from anything else.

Granted!  But use of this extra time causes you to age at thrice the normal rate while you are using it, so you develop age-related dementia far earlier than you would have, and you forget what you wanted to do with all the extra time awake.

I wish that Justin Bieber had never recorded any songs.
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« Reply #1145 on: September 27, 2019, 04:41:06 PM »

Granted!  But use of this extra time causes you to age at thrice the normal rate while you are using it, so you develop age-related dementia far earlier than you would have, and you forget what you wanted to do with all the extra time awake.

I wish that Justin Bieber had never recorded any songs.

Granted, Justin Bieber, having never debuted in music in 2008, instead goes into acting and debuts as a young Bruce in the Dark Knight. His performance was so terrible that he becomes the "Anakin Skywalker" of Batman.

I wish I could beat my mother in scrabble
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« Reply #1146 on: September 27, 2019, 05:24:44 PM »

Granted, Justin Bieber, having never debuted in music in 2008, instead goes into acting and debuts as a young Bruce in the Dark Knight. His performance was so terrible that he becomes the "Anakin Skywalker" of Batman.


You're horrible... absolutely horrible!  You have earned your screen name, and it shows.
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« Reply #1147 on: September 27, 2019, 06:39:53 PM »

Granted, Justin Bieber, having never debuted in music in 2008, instead goes into acting and debuts as a young Bruce in the Dark Knight. His performance was so terrible that he becomes the "Anakin Skywalker" of Batman.

I wish I could beat my mother in scrabble

Granted! You will never lose a game of Scrabble to your mother again, but after every "win" you have to play against me. Good luck!

I wish I had a personal masseuse. 
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« Reply #1148 on: September 27, 2019, 07:18:26 PM »

Granted! You will never lose a game of Scrabble to your mother again, but after every "win" you have to play against me. Good luck!

I wish I had a personal masseuse. 
Granted!  Your personal masseuse looks like Jabba the Hutt and smells like the Rancor.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me!
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« Reply #1149 on: September 27, 2019, 07:20:33 PM »


Granted!  Your personal masseuse looks like Jabba the Hutt and smells like the Rancor.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me!

Dangit! You got to the last one before me. Sam the Old One will have to wait then.

Granted. You are an Oscar Meyer weiner. You are swiftly eaten by an 8-your old kid who complains you didnt have ketchup the whole time.

I wish I had the Crimson Fallen already!
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« Reply #1150 on: January 14, 2020, 09:41:51 PM »

Dangit! You got to the last one before me. Sam the Old One will have to wait then.

Granted. You are an Oscar Meyer weiner. You are swiftly eaten by an 8-your old kid who complains you didnt have ketchup the whole time.

I wish I had the Crimson Fallen already!

Granted, but you trip and fall on your own shears whilst excitedly running up the garden to meet the delivery man

I wish I had more time for all my plots
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« Reply #1151 on: January 14, 2020, 10:03:53 PM »

Granted, but you trip and fall on your own shears whilst excitedly running up the garden to meet the delivery man

I wish I had more time for all my plots

Dark. I love it!

GRANTED! You happily attend to all of your garden plots and raise healthy vegetables, ferns, flowers, and fruits of many varieties! Such a bounty is of course noticed by Deer, Gophers, Moles, Neighbor Children, Moose, and one particularly irritable flock of Geese.
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« Reply #1152 on: November 12, 2020, 11:05:10 PM »

Granted, but you trip and fall on your own shears whilst excitedly running up the garden to meet the delivery man

I wish I had more time for all my plots

Epic topic, without a last wish I'll just branch off previous in different direction?

GRANTED! But you are consumed by nothing but plotting, witnessing none of your plots come to fruition. Endless plotting, with no success, being unfulfilling and ultimately driving you to madness.

I wish I had immortality to focus on mastering every martial art.
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