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Jev Moldara
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« Reply #1440 on: January 30, 2017, 09:00:31 PM »

That's a shame.
As an alternative, have a shower and use some cocoa butter. That might help.

But cocoa butter makes my dangly bits itch...

However, I have discovered that it all works out when you wear a pink tutu in the park while walking your pet parakeet and thinking of the number three.
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« Reply #1441 on: January 30, 2017, 09:16:41 PM »

But cocoa butter makes my dangly bits itch...

However, I have discovered that it all works out when you wear a pink tutu in the park while walking your pet parakeet and thinking of the number three.
I think bibble would have something to say about that.
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Jev Moldara
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« Reply #1442 on: January 30, 2017, 09:20:23 PM »

I think bibble would have something to say about that.

Nonsense. The bibbles are busy with wontiwonti season this time of year.
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« Reply #1443 on: January 30, 2017, 09:25:28 PM »

Nonsense. The bibbles are busy with wontiwonti season this time of year.
I disagree. Everyone knows that wontiwonti season doesn't begin until the %th portent has aligned.
Now, away with you to Camelot!
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Jev Moldara
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« Reply #1444 on: January 30, 2017, 09:38:23 PM »

I disagree. Everyone knows that wontiwonti season doesn't begin until the %th portent has aligned.
Now, away with you to Camelot!

No! 'Tis a silly place.
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« Reply #1445 on: January 30, 2017, 09:43:56 PM »

No! 'Tis a silly place.
I think we should continue this in another thread before someone comes and tells us off for going off topic.
Maybe we should start a Monty Python thread?
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Jev Moldara
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« Reply #1446 on: January 30, 2017, 09:58:54 PM »

I think we should continue this in another thread before someone comes and tells us off for going off topic.
Maybe we should start a Monty Python thread?

Just an absurdist humor thread. Not specifically Python.
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« Reply #1447 on: January 30, 2017, 10:02:39 PM »

Just an absurdist humor thread. Not specifically Python.
Even better
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« Reply #1448 on: January 31, 2017, 03:31:25 AM »

Jade Tailor



Dayum...
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« Reply #1449 on: January 31, 2017, 03:33:45 AM »

Another hit Jev.
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« Reply #1450 on: January 31, 2017, 03:38:19 AM »

Jessica Rabbit - The bestest, most amazingness, perfectabulous redhead ever
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« Reply #1451 on: January 31, 2017, 03:59:55 AM »

Jessica Rabbit - The bestest, most amazingness, perfectabulous redhead ever

No, that's either Scarlett Johansson(as Black Widow), Karen Gillian, or Amy Adams.
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« Reply #1452 on: January 31, 2017, 04:02:34 AM »

No, that's either Scarlett Johansson(as Black Widow), Karen Gillian, or Amy Adams.

Ok Calon...you've gone too far now.  Never NEVER disrespect Jessica.  I think it's time to take the youngun to the Valley of the Dark Lords and show him the error of his ways.
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« Reply #1453 on: January 31, 2017, 04:05:03 AM »

No, that's either Scarlett Johansson(as Black Widow), Karen Gillian, or Amy Adams.
I'm not saying those ladies aren't lovely, but never EVER disrespect Jessica Rabbit. Have you even seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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« Reply #1454 on: January 31, 2017, 04:09:07 AM »

I haven't the slightest idea who she is.
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