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Author Topic: Ultrasabers Summer Raffle ends 06/07/2016  (Read 209153 times)
Muscman33
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A Sith that is loved by everyone


« Reply #435 on: June 09, 2016, 12:17:03 PM »

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?


To get to the Dark side

Hahaha!!
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Darth Maggot
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« Reply #436 on: June 09, 2016, 12:24:40 PM »

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?


To get to the Dark side

Lol here's one for you.

What happens if Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger?

Its a little on the DARK side.
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“The power of the dark side is an illness no true Sith would wish to be cured of.”  –Darth Plagueis

Dapps
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« Reply #437 on: June 09, 2016, 12:34:09 PM »

I'm right there with you all.  ^^. Best of luck to all.
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cardsandguitars
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Light Side Points preferred!


« Reply #438 on: June 09, 2016, 12:34:49 PM »


Lol here's one for you.

What happens if Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger?

Its a little on the DARK side.

Hey, who ordered the Anakin, extra crispy?
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Ackevor
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"You must unlearn what you have learned."


« Reply #439 on: June 09, 2016, 12:41:54 PM »

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones
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zuka213
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May the Force be With You


« Reply #440 on: June 09, 2016, 12:50:51 PM »

haha awesome,
Keep em commin!
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Light Side points plx
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Bahn2016
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« Reply #441 on: June 09, 2016, 12:59:09 PM »

This is what happens when the Dark Side takes control...

...more jokes! 
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Lord Canterbury
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Fish Fingers & Custard


« Reply #442 on: June 09, 2016, 01:00:26 PM »

Breakfast now . . . check back later . . .

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Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because I want to blame someone. It's not because it's fun. God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind! It's just that. Just kind.


~ The 12th Doctor in "The Doctor Falls"

Darth Maggot
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« Reply #443 on: June 09, 2016, 01:06:21 PM »

Breakfast now . . . check back later . . .




Breakfast of champions!
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Karmack
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Light side points please.


« Reply #444 on: June 09, 2016, 01:12:46 PM »

Breakfast now . . . check back later . . .




And now I know why there are never any marshmallows left when I get the box!  ;-)
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Chajomi
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« Reply #445 on: June 09, 2016, 01:20:38 PM »

Why are TIE fighters always screaming?


They miss their mothership

(Credit to Jacen Solo)
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Lord Canterbury
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« Reply #446 on: June 09, 2016, 01:23:00 PM »

And now I know why there are never any marshmallows left when I get the box!  ;-)

Ha - yes, as you can clearly see, Vader is using the Force to remove them all for himself.

Come to the Dark Side; we hoard all the Breakfast Cereal Marshmallows.
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Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because I want to blame someone. It's not because it's fun. God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind! It's just that. Just kind.


~ The 12th Doctor in "The Doctor Falls"

Darth Maggot
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« Reply #447 on: June 09, 2016, 01:26:49 PM »

Ha - yes, as you can clearly see, Vader is using the Force to remove them all for himself.

Come to the Dark Side; we hoard all the Breakfast Cereal Marshmallows.

And we have cookies!
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“The power of the dark side is an illness no true Sith would wish to be cured of.”  –Darth Plagueis

Flotsie
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Is there a will to fight, when there is no hope


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« Reply #448 on: June 09, 2016, 01:32:51 PM »

These jokes seem so "forced"
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Is there a will to fight, when there is no hope

imikeypro
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« Reply #449 on: June 09, 2016, 01:40:27 PM »

The suspense continues, lol
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"For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us." ~Jedi Master Yoda

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