Title: You'll be back Star Wars Song Fic
Author: Darth Vigorous
Onboard The Malevolence, Ion canon is almost fully charged:Darth Vigorous had successfully captured his cousin, Evan Cooper, and the Padawan Barriss Offee.
Vigorous sneered at his cousin through the Force-cage he imprisoned them in.
"Well, Evan. What to do with your Miralian girlfriend after I have you rejoin the dark side?"
Evan snarled. "I'll never return to the dark side and become a Sith Assassin again. Even if you are my cousin."
Vigorous stepped back and laughed.
"Well, let me this in a way that even you'll understand, cousin."
With the clap of his hands, Darth Vigorous summoned a CIS battle droid on a piano.
Evan and Barriss exchanged confused glances at each other, and then looked back at the teenage Sith Inquisitor who had imprisoned them as he looked like he was preparing to sing!
Darth Vigorous:
"You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your 'saber which you hurl at my head when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well"
"Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!"
[Chorus: DARTH VIGOROUS ]
"Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…"
"You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone...
And no, don't change the subject
Cuz you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject,"
"My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…"
"You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love,"
"Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!"
Then all of the Separatist Crew and the battle droids on board The Malevolence grasped each others arms in a line and kicked their feet off to the closing of the song.
[Chorus: All]
"Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!"
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