Since there is a 12 days of Christmas song for everything else in the world, here is my version dedicated to our favorite addiction.
On the first day of Christmas, US gave to me: The greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the second day of Christmas, US gave to me: 2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the third day of Christmas, US gave to me: 3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the fourth day of Christmas, US gave to me: 4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the fifth day of Christmas, US gave to me: 5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the sixth day of Christmas, US gave to me: 6 Bellicoses,
5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the seventh day of Christmas, US gave to me: 7 Kinds of Couplers,
6 Bellicoses,
5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the eighth day of Christmas, US gave to me: 8 US T-Shirts,
7 Kinds of Couplers,
6 Bellicoses,
5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the ninth day of Christmas, US gave to me: 9 Crimson Reapers,
8 US T-Shirts,
7 Kinds of Couplers,
6 Bellicoses,
5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the tenth day of Christmas, US gave to me: 10 Sound Card Upgrades,
9 Crimson Reapers,
8 US T-Shirts,
7 Kinds of Couplers,
6 Bellicoses,
5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, US gave to me: 11 Grab Bag Sabers,
10 Sound Card Upgrades,
9 Crimson Reapers,
8 US T-Shirts,
7 Kinds of Couplers,
6 Bellicoses,
5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, US gave to me: 12 Raffle Prizes,
11 Grab Bag Sabers,
10 Sound Card Upgrades,
9 Crimson Reapers,
8 US T-Shirts,
7 Kinds of Couplers,
6 Bellicoses,
5 Coupon Codes,
4 Overlords,
3 Dark Shocks,
2 Scorpions,
and the greatest sabers in the galaxy.
Hope you all enjoyed this. Feel free to make up your own if you want.