Hipsters wear Fedora's (or try to)...but Fedora's can't just be bought and slapped on your head, they must be fitted properly. The clothes to, are essential.
I know that trilbys are popular, but I thought fedoras were only for old men. Different fashion sense in different country I suppose.
As a Brit you must not be aware of the connection between the American South and Beards. Think Duck Dynasty...beards of that caliber have been a normal sight since the Antebellum days (Pre-Civil War). My dad had a beard like that for 40 years...there was nothing "hipster" about him I can assure you.
Umm, no. My knowledge of the American South is as follows: grits, chittlins (although I have no idea what one of those is), dukes of hazard, slavery, plantations, hot, sweaty, Foghorn Leghorn accent, Deliverance, inbred redneck hillbilly folk in horror movies, Texas, people dressed like Colonel Saunders (white suit, epic moustache). These are all cliches to be sure, but all I have to go on is movies and tv shows.
Remember that generic map meme I posted a while back? As funny as it is, it does ring true for many people outside of America. The intricacies of your country isn't as well known beyond your borders as you may think.
And what the hell is Duck Dynasty? Sounds like a spin-off from Duck Tales.
I grew my beard because without it, I look entirely too much like my late father for my comfort. I'll take my long hair and beard, and keep my old wizard/Jedi look, thx.
Sorry, that still makes you a hipster I'm afraid!
The White Knight is the ideal of the chivalrous knight, I believe - it's become an epithet amongst some communities, in the ways that same have made "social justice" a profanity rather than something a society can strive for.
Oh. Ok. I get you now. I needed a bit more context from the original comment. Over here that concept is referred to as the knight is shining armour. Same thing, just different way of describing it.
Although, it is playoff beard season...
the only time I watch ice hockey is during the Winter olympics to see Canada kick America's ass! lol However, even those guys are sporty hipsters.
The sooner you all accept this categorisation the better you'll all feel. trust me.