I'm slightly terrified that I've seen better than half of those movies.
also........
WTF?
WHERE'S THE CREDITS.
I caught Julianne Moore as Scarlet.
Eva Green as Lady J
Henry Rollins plays Duke
Chuck Lidell played Mindbender's buddy on the CB
Shipwreck looks like Alan Tudyk
Snowjob looks like Zach Galifianakis
Destro looks like Mark Strong
And Sgt. Slaughter looks like..........Sgt. Slaughter.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1535550/Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifianakis as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax and Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung-Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Robert Remus as Sgt. Slaughter
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as Baroness
Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
So. Y'know... Close.