Met a nice woman at my regular bar, she likes scotch and Star Wars, and she bought an Ultrasaber on her phone at the bar after I gave her a US business card. Then her boyfriend came back from the head and I felt like an A*****e.
Don't look at it like that. Look at it like you've just moved to the top of the alternates list.

Take it from a Sith, patience
will prevail.
*Drools*
You have no idea. Perhaps the Sith need to take notes and upgrade from cookies. The galaxy will be ours in a week.

Always love it when shows mess a little with the fact that they use the same voice actor for different rolls
Like that one episode of Transformers when Cobra Commander made a showing, since the same actor did Starscream?
I'll give one of.....
I just overheard some kid saying to his buddy that "old people (late 20's and 30's lol) shouldn't like Star Wars" or "be in any fandoms" because "that's creepy." Punk, don't make me laugh. I'll beat you with my lightsaber.
Do it anyway. Too many kids don't fear a good thrashing. In my day we still feared getting an ass whoopin'.
(spoken like a true old fart.)I bet they'd have an aneurysm if you explained that star wars was cool back when their parents were their age.
This sounds like a "bitch, please...." moment. "...Star Wars was cool before your daddy's balls dropped."
Can I have your autograph? Great job!
Speaking of.....I went to a small con in Ft. Wayne this weekend. There was one kid that was so enthused, he was asking for everyone's autograph that showed in costume. So the first official signature of Darth Logos was given.
