Illyiss
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« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2018, 02:36:57 PM » |
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Because you're plannin in participating in some anarchy.
I bought a case of bleach, 12 bags of powdered lime, and 1000 earthworms, why?
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Darth Pandæmis
Peace is a lie...
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Majobu5
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« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2018, 04:31:53 PM » |
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Because you're plannin in participating in some anarchy.
I bought a case of bleach, 12 bags of powdered lime, and 1000 earthworms, why?
Um, um, um..... *Gulps Cuz you are trying to get rid of the decomposing dead body stench in your back yard... I'm no chemist, but I'd think those 2, clorine and lime, would react negatively... But, given the already said corpse.. I don't think you are all that concerned..... I bought some gummies at the green cross. Why? |
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« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2018, 02:24:24 PM » |
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I bought some gummies at the green cross. Why?
3 things |
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Taegin Roan
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« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2018, 06:21:48 PM » |
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« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2018, 06:22:52 PM » |
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Since when?
FINE! Guess not. Carry on. |
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« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2018, 01:34:41 PM » |
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I bought some gummies at the green cross. Why?
Trampoline?  I bought a length of rope, a spatula, and a sleazy romance novel. Why? |
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Lady Agana Kath
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« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2018, 02:07:43 PM » |
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Trampoline? I bought a length of rope, a spatula, and a sleazy romance novel. Why? You're actually a bored housewife who read 50 Shades of Grey and you want to spice up your life  I bought cookie dough, batteries and gasoline. Why? |
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« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2018, 02:15:29 PM » |
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You're actually a bored housewife who read 50 Shades of Grey and you want to spice up your life I bought cookie dough, batteries and gasoline. Why? ROAD TRIP.  I bought PVC pipe, a canvas bag, and a toucan. Why? |
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« Reply #53 on: May 22, 2018, 02:43:01 PM » |
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ROAD TRIP. I bought PVC pipe, a canvas bag, and a toucan. Why? Mental illness? A toucan bagpipe? Sharing a homemade crack pipe with your toucan that has to stay hidden in a canvas bag? Ah ha! You want the bird, but he must stay hidden and the pipe is to hit the bag with if it gets to loud. i understand. I bought a retractable key chain a leather wrist band and some fishing wire. Why? |
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Xamon
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« Reply #54 on: May 22, 2018, 06:41:30 PM » |
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I would answer that but there might be children present.
I but a flywheel from a ford GAA, 3 grams of antimatter, 2000 neodymium magnets, a can of string cheese, and a pair of waders. Why?
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« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2018, 06:53:39 PM » |
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I would answer that but there might be children present.
I but a flywheel from a ford GAA, 3 grams of antimatter, 2000 neodymium magnets, a can of string cheese, and a pair of waders. Why?
Wouldn't that be -3g of antimatter? |
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Illyiss
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« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2018, 06:29:08 PM » |
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Mental illness? A toucan bagpipe? Sharing a homemade crack pipe with your toucan that has to stay hidden in a canvas bag? Ah ha! You want the bird, but he must stay hidden and the pipe is to hit the bag with if it gets to loud. i understand.
I bought a retractable key chain a leather wrist band and some fishing wire. Why?
Home made garrote. I would answer that but there might be children present.
I but a flywheel from a ford GAA, 3 grams of antimatter, 2000 neodymium magnets, a can of string cheese, and a pair of waders. Why?
Because you want to Sail the Seas of Cheese! I bought crampons, stirrups, and nitrile gloves, why? |
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Darth Pandæmis
Peace is a lie...
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2018, 03:54:53 AM » |
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Home made garrote.
Because you want to Sail the Seas of Cheese!
I bought crampons, stirrups, and nitrile gloves, why?
Clearly you are trying to help a woman give birth in an igloo. The Stirrups are to support her heels so she can hold her legs in a position that will facilitate childbirth. The Crampons are so you don't loose your footing on the ice and drop the baby. The nitrile gloves are because you care first and foremost about Hygiene. Duh. I bought some Meth, A Kanye West album, some condoms and a pizza from 7-!!. Why would I do that ? WHY? |
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Lady Agana Kath
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« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2018, 12:31:15 PM » |
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Clearly you are trying to help a woman give birth in an igloo. The Stirrups are to support her heels so she can hold her legs in a position that will facilitate childbirth. The Crampons are so you don't loose your footing on the ice and drop the baby. The nitrile gloves are because you care first and foremost about Hygiene. Duh.
I bought some Meth, A Kanye West album, some condoms and a pizza from 7-!!. Why would I do that ? WHY?
Because you are some Hood trash and that's your normal Saturday night. I bought some hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish soap. Why? |
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« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2018, 01:44:12 PM » |
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Because you are some Hood trash and that's your normal Saturday night.
I bought some hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish soap. Why?
OUCH! Harsh. Sounds like you're making a foamy. I bought a rubber chicken, a live chicked, and some KY jelly. Why? |
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