Contemplating a more balanced code.

[Greywolf]

LOL wonderful GW!  That is absolutely perfect 

Well, the Jedi version is lacking a bit :

There is no Cookie, there are Cupcakes.
There is no Chocolate, there is Vanilla.
There is no Peanut Butter, there is Cream.
There is no Sugar, there is Icing.
There are no bathroom scales, there is the Force.

[Illyiss]

How about following?

Cake is a lie. There are only Cookies.
Through Cookies I gain Chocolate.
Through Chocolate I gain Energy.
Through Energy I gain Weight.
Through Weight my pants will burst.
The Force shall free me.

Hmm, I think that'll become my new signature

I don't know, this is very single cookie focused.  What of all the other passions of cookies out there, ones that may not have chocolate, but are just as gut busting?