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« on: January 23, 2020, 07:03:56 PM » |
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I WAS SO EXCITED TO RECEIVE MY ULTRA SABER!!!! However.... it came with a price. My friend and I have always dreamed of fighting each other just like in the movies. Eager to start we took to the streets of downtown Xenia. Anyone who got in our way was wiped from existence due to our great intensity and power. This was the battle of the century. As people watched us in awe something came over them. Something no one has felt in a very long time. All at once, with great focus and intensity they willed their own Ultra Sabers into existence and began to fight each other. Soon all of Xenia was in a brawl. Many were slain due to tactical sith attacks. This was the beginning of a new movement. A movement of power. A movement of evil. I performed combat moves that no wielder of the saber has ever seen like the tornado death spin where I got up to 1000 rpm. My velocity was so great that I was briefly sent back in time to 1974. I was the cause of the Xenia tornado of 1974. Eventually I took the high ground and struck down my friend. I continued to fight many battles and slay many foe. Eventually my saber was destroyed and I then realized that the power of the saber had corrupted me. I warn those who purchase their very own Ultra Saber that with this comes great power and responsibility. This is not a toy, it is a weapon. I would give Ultra Sabers a 100% rotten tomato score. Would buy again.
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2020, 07:16:14 PM » |
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Wow, that has to be one of the most unique reviews I've read! Nicely done!
I am glad you enjoyed your saber and that it exceeded your expectations! Perhaps that awakening of the Force will visit my home town as well!
Meanwhile, you should check out our Fan Fiction and Art forum. :-)
Welcome to the addiction!
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Tazflyr
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2020, 08:52:03 PM » |
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Point for creativity!
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Aeon LE v4, Guardian Blue (Mystery Box)
Dark Sentinel v5 (Emerald)
The Fallen, Bane's Heart
Grandmaster, Diamond
SI Battle saber, SRD
Dark Apprentice LEv4, Red
Wish List
Emperor's Hand
Azure Savior & Butcher
Dominix v3
When I die, don't let my wife sell my sabers & guitars for what I told her I paid for them, please.
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StoryDtechtive
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Light always casts shadow/Darkness defines light!
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2020, 07:50:18 PM » |
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Point from me as well. I especially liked the time travel bit  |
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Saber Arsenal: $75 MB: Liberator GB Stunt Saber Electrum Wind FO Lite Sound Chosen One SE BR Lite Sound (Forthcoming) $75 MB: ? (Forthcoming) Grab bag saber: ? Fall Raffle 2018 4th prize (Forthcoming) Most Wanted: Graflex CE, Chosen One CE, Prophecy, Archon 3.1 That would be a good start  |
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chalion
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2020, 11:39:03 PM » |
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Well told.
Point
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Malik Thanewulf
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Grey Jedi with MAJOR Sith-like tendencies
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2020, 02:04:26 AM » |
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I wondered where that tornado of death came from back in 1974. Mystery solved. Sorry I had to eliminate so many...uhmm. never mind. Point for a great story. Of course we're going to need to see pictures. Thems the rules.
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My Collection: Monarch CE
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Darth Nivek
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2020, 07:07:09 PM » |
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This isn't a review, but a tale of caution not to be taken lightly. Heed his warning or risk perishing.
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Sound sabers,
- Dark savior
- Malice
- Fallen
Stunt sabers,
- Dark standard issue
- Dark apprentice LE v4
- Initiate v4
- Aeon LE v3
- Dark Sentinel v4 staff
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2020, 12:05:19 AM » |
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I wondered where that tornado of death came from back in 1974. Mystery solved. Sorry I had to eliminate so many...uhmm. never mind. Point for a great story. Of course we're going to need to see pictures. Thems the rules.
I have a picture but I am not sure how to post it on here haha. Could you help a fellow out? |
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Infinit01
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2020, 12:30:00 PM » |
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Welcome to the forum, darkside
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Wamp Rat
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2020, 07:11:51 AM » |
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If I was you, I'd be waiting for the movie to be released and wondering who's the actor that's going to play you.
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Infinit01
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2020, 11:37:41 AM » |
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Almost forgot, point for creativity
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