Im bout 3an hrs NE of ya and having the same bleeping problem. And I live in rtp u can't walk across the street without passing 50 geeks!! All my freinds with money don't want the physical activity much less the possibility of getting hit. And my crazy freinds are all broke and I can't afford to arm them.
maybe someones tired of the city and wants to move out to the country? I've got a big place fight me and u can stay in the barn win and I might let u in!
My problem is typically the opposite - nobody wants to drop the money on lightsabers (mostly because they would earn major nerd points by doing so). It doesn't help that I have a pretty big collection, so they get to use mine anyway!