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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2012, 04:13:29 PM »

This is making me want Chinese food......
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2012, 06:10:30 PM »

Do it... you'll only regret it a little after you eat it. lol
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2012, 06:26:48 PM »

Do it... you'll only regret it a little after you eat it. lol

Feel like I got tranqued half way through and then finish the rest 20 mins later.
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2012, 06:41:02 PM »

Fried Wonton, Chow Mein, Honey Chicken, Shanghai Steak, Black Pepper Chicken, Mushroom CHicken...... whatever else the vacuum sucks up.  Grin

It helps that the Hot Wok and Panda Express are both within a block of where I work, and that they address me by name when I walk in. lol
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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2012, 12:08:59 AM »

I like Chinese food... I LOVE sush.... I can eat my weight in Sushi... I won't eat it without my luke skywalker lightsaber chopsticks though.
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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2012, 12:30:25 AM »

Good man. Master Chopsticks.... and you can master the Force. Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2012, 12:40:16 AM »

I like Chinese food... I LOVE sush.... I can eat my weight in Sushi... I won't eat it without my luke skywalker lightsaber chopsticks though.

M.J. has her own set of ROTS Obi sticks. Grin
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2012, 01:03:30 AM »

Sushi...my first experience with sushi was in a traditional Japanese Teppanyaki House that also served sashimi and zushi.

Years ago.

I went with a group of friends, we had saki...a fair amount of the same...and then the sashimi and zushi started rolling out of the kitchen...we had opted for the house special which was basically one of everything for each person ($225 per person, saki was separate)...as each piece came out I would use my chops sticks to hold the piece up to the full color poster of possible zushi options and then pop it in the mouth...move on...repeat...

Then my life changed in one mouthful...it was as if I had licked the great Cthulhu's backside...but I am getting ahead of myself...

A long ceramic plate came out with a series of gelatinous bright green sections...I snatched up a full piece, leaned over to the poster, and looked to place just what it was...I did not find it, and then I noticed the staff looking intently at me...my first clue, one that I did not catch until much later...so I stood up and walked to the main board that had at least twice as many example pictures...still nothing...the server closest to me covered her mouth and tittered, that would be clue number two...this one did not get by without me noticing, but still I moved forward.

Since I could not find out what it was, instead of asking, I sat down at the table...all eyes on me (no one else had touched any of it, that should have been clue number three, alas...)...and popped it into my mouth.

Instantly my world crashed around me...a metallic taste mixed with the flavor of bile and what I would imagine whale vomit to taste like...I tried to swallow but my body violently disagreed, and it popped out of my mouth (whole by the way, it looked the same as it had going in)...I was scraping my tongue and swallowing down bowls of saki to get that foul taste of...yes just what was it?

Then the tittering server told me..."Oh, you don't like shiokara konowata?"

It looked a bit like this, but with more width to the threads




Fermented rice, heavily salted, sea cucumber viscera...cured and minced sea cucumber internal organs...


So nasty that it is a challenge food for hearty Japanese eaters who would normally not even bat an eye.

My life was never the same...for that day forward my hair was peppered with pure white strands...I think I may have aged prematurely...I highly highly recommend that if you see anything like this, do not eat it.

Or eat it...it will make a great story...if you survive...or still have the ability to speak.


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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2012, 05:14:33 AM »

As soon as I saw the mention of Cthulhu's backside, I knew that story was going downhill fast....
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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2012, 05:19:48 AM »

I like Chinese food... I LOVE sush.... I can eat my weight in Sushi... I won't eat it without my luke skywalker lightsaber chopsticks though.

M.J. has her own set of ROTS Obi sticks. Grin

I love the Star Wars chopsticks!  The gf got me a pair of Vader ones (because I love red) back in college, and I absolutely love using them.  I'll have to get the Luke ROTJ pair sometime...
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« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2012, 05:28:06 PM »

That story made me laugh so hard, I think I almost cried.
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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2012, 05:33:31 PM »

That is a good one.

But it pales next to my first authentic Thai food experience...things went South quickly that day   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2012, 05:35:24 PM »

Oh, please, elaborate for us Rel. lol I almost had Thai the other day as part of a college thing, but I skipped out after the exam. You make it sound like that may have been a smart move. XD
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« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2012, 01:59:54 PM »

Oh, please, elaborate for us Rel. lol I almost had Thai the other day as part of a college thing, but I skipped out after the exam. You make it sound like that may have been a smart move. XD

Thai is DELICIOUS!!!  It's my most recent food addiction...
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« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2012, 02:04:52 PM »

I just had Chinese food last night.
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