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Author Topic: 1,000 ways to kill/hurt/mame jar jar  (Read 14394 times)
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2012, 04:25:14 PM »

Just remember Darth Nekesus, one mans pleasure is another mans poison, if like Golem so much feel free to jump in there after him, personally I think he sounds like chalk board in a blender with a side of howling cats.  And yes I spelled his name wrong on purpose, I'm sith, it's what I do.

With regards to Jar Jar, I think I would fall back on Xodus' prefered method of death sentences, grab him by the throat or chest and use the force lightening until his inside flambe and his eyes pop, just make sure to do it in a well ventilated environment
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2012, 05:14:44 PM »

Heres one way to do it, jedi style. And i totally forgot to add barney the dinosaur and the twins from transformers (skids and mudflap) to the arena battle.

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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2012, 05:18:12 PM »

And take that jar jar...


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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2012, 06:07:28 PM »

Heres one way to do it, jedi style. And i totally forgot to add barney the dinosaur and the twins from transformers (skids and mudflap) to the arena battle.




We should also add the Octomom, and Kim Kardashian.
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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2012, 08:16:46 PM »

We should also add the Octomom, and Kim Kardashian.

All the Kardashians.
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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2012, 10:09:39 PM »

I don't have force lighting, but this should work in its place...


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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2012, 01:33:45 AM »

Why all the hate for Jar Jar? Seriously, I know people find him annoying, but he reminds me of my old hound dog. After all, he was a dog that you'd throw a ball at, and he'd stand still and let it hit him in the head...yeah, I had my own personal Jar Jar Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2012, 01:37:27 AM »

Why all the hate for Jar Jar? Seriously, I know people find him annoying, but he reminds me of my old hound dog. After all, he was a dog that you'd throw a ball at, and he'd stand still and let it hit him in the head...yeah, I had my own personal Jar Jar Smiley

i truly do not hat him that much but this gives me something interesting and creative to do
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2012, 01:43:26 AM »

i truly do not hat him that much but this gives me something interesting and creative to do

Oh I do understand, but who needs all the elaborate ways to kill him? Send in Darth Maul a little early, kill Qui-Gon and then he doesn't rescue Jar Jar. Ta-da!
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« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2012, 01:47:27 AM »

good plan I like that one even better because then Obi-Wan wouldnt have been able to kill Maul
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« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2012, 01:48:28 AM »

good plan I like that one even better because then Obi-Wan wouldnt have been able to kill Maul

Oh sure he would have! It was in the script lol
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« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2012, 01:51:42 AM »

screw the script.  MAUL SHALL LIVE!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2012, 01:53:03 AM »

screw the script.  MAUL SHALL LIVE!!!!!!!!

In one form or another right? lol. Anyway, if you're going to set up an arena with Jar Jar as the enemy, why not make it a brutal fight like having Maul toying with him?
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« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2012, 01:57:22 AM »

I like that one as well because Maul would be brutal with it.
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« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2012, 02:32:39 AM »

Maul? Bah, send in the big guns if you want to get rid of him in an entertaining fashion (yes, I am somewhat grumpy so now I feel like maiming Binks...)! Abeloth or the Son!
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