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Author Topic: Boredom topic #3 (Bad Movies made better with lightSabers)  (Read 3403 times)
Duff Man
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« on: March 26, 2011, 09:58:02 AM »
So I get home from work and put in the dvd my sister just got for me at the Dollar store, its called American Samurai. Now any child of the 80s that was into Martial arts movies might know of this film, If not they will mostly likely know of the American Ninja Films. American Samurai is basically American Ninjas retarded adopted cousin(mostly because it has two actor from the Series "David Bradley and John Fujioka"). IT IS BAD!!!  It is really more like a hybrid of Blood Sport, American Ninja and the Best of the Best 2. This should equal a kick ass movie,but not so much.  It has horrible dialogue and random plot segues,not to mention they couldn't even get descent body doubles for the love scene. (To make up for it they just don't show their head. Everything is blacked out but his chest and her back and you can tell it not even his chest! the main guy is in rather good shape and hairless, the body double is kinda doughy and hairy)  This movies only saving grace was it's O.K. blade work and Iron Chef Americas Mark Dacascos. This movie Couldn't get any worse but LIGHT SABERS WOULD MAKE IT WATCHABLE!!!!!   And wouldn't you know it someone already did it on You tube
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pI5Skn7Xs" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pI5Skn7Xs</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvl6Y96H6-c" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvl6Y96H6-c</a>


So the question is, What Really bad movies would be made better by adding light sabers to them???
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 01:31:28 AM »
not reallly a bad movie but ...the last samurai and braveheart in lightsaber form
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 08:55:55 AM »
that would be EPIC!
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 11:03:37 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 03:11:52 PM »
its not a bad movie not even sure i can call it a movie
but anyway its a very good piece of art
but it alwys get better with some light sabers
i'm talking of :

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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 03:56:32 PM »
Quote from: sjorsjo91 on April 08, 2011, 11:03:37 AM
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I totally agree, have to throw the series in on that too!
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2011, 04:29:45 AM »
My instinct on seeing this thread title was to respond "All of them" but in the interest of not being silly or lame, I will go with

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2011, 04:38:20 AM »
Would Twilight still be crap if they added lightsabers?
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2011, 07:52:11 AM »
Quote from: Darth Raze on April 21, 2011, 04:38:20 AM
Would Twilight still be crap if they added lightsabers?

They added extra shine to vampires. I think twilight will make lightsabers go sparkle as well.
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2011, 08:45:15 AM »
Quote from: Darth Raze on April 21, 2011, 04:38:20 AM
Would Twilight still be crap if they added lightsabers?
I have not seen any of those movies and proud of it!!!
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2011, 11:18:22 AM »
Quote from: Duff Man on April 21, 2011, 08:45:15 AM
I have not seen any of those movies and proud of it!!!

dito Cheesy and of course I will never watch of those movies.. stupid twilight! or better F***light!
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2011, 08:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Duff Man on April 21, 2011, 08:45:15 AM
I have not seen any of those movies and proud of it!!!

I never have either, I just know they're horrible.
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2011, 12:35:12 AM »
Adding lightsabers to a Twilight film would be like taking a golden, shining part of my childhood and happiness and adding it to fresh, steaming, chunky, fifty-gallon bucket of poo.  I don't think I could bear it.
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2011, 02:36:21 PM »
I was having a REALLY off day and watched all three Twilight movies... there's a day I'll never get back. And no lightsabers wouldn't improve the movies at all.
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