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Title: Major Flamethrower Post by: Rapine on March 08, 2018, 08:38:15 AM So, here's all of the little Major Flamethrower stories:
Intro (https://dailyraving.wordpress.com/2016/01/15/introducing-major-flamethrower/) Beach (https://dailyraving.wordpress.com/2016/01/15/major-flamethrower-at-the-beach/) Kitchen (https://dailyraving.wordpress.com/2016/01/15/major-flamethrower-helps-in-the-kitchen/) Winter (https://dailyraving.wordpress.com/2016/02/08/major-flamethrower-vs-old-man-winter/) Birthday (https://dailyraving.wordpress.com/2016/01/28/major-flamethrower-helps-celebrate/) Like I said, I wrote these a while ago, and was really bored - clearly. :P Title: Re: Major Flamethrower Post by: TheDutchman on March 08, 2018, 12:28:17 PM So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong this entire time ;)
Clearly our good major went to the "Tim Taylor School of Over-clocking and Subtlety" :D I like them LR; reminds me of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" I even have a mental image of John Cleese playing the Major, the rest of the boys in various parts (although I think Michael Palin would be perfect as the hapless driveway shoveler :)). Keep them coming! Title: Re: Major Flamethrower Post by: Rapine on March 08, 2018, 01:09:36 PM HA! You're too kind Dutch. They're so inane...lol
I never wrote it, but thought that "The Major" met his demise when a guy asked him for help lighting a cigarette - in Texas. :P It's funny you say Monty Python - big fan. Thanks man. :) +1 Title: Re: Major Flamethrower Post by: Lady Agana Kath on March 08, 2018, 02:34:10 PM /snort
Title: Re: Major Flamethrower Post by: Karmack on March 08, 2018, 02:40:17 PM OK, I needed that. :-) Thanks!
Totally agree with Dutchman. Those could have easily been Monty Python sketches. And the Major dying by lighting a cigarette in Texas... ROFL! Title: Re: Major Flamethrower Post by: Rapine on March 08, 2018, 04:21:54 PM Happy to oblige. :D
It helps to be loony. :P |